Humorous welcome speech

Complete works of humorous welcome words

Humorous welcome words, welcome words, refers to the warm and friendly speeches delivered by the host at symposiums, banquets, cocktail parties and other occasions to express warm welcome to the guests. The following is a complete collection of humorous welcome words compiled by Xiong 'an Bar. I hope you like it.

Humorous welcome words 1 1, business is booming and profits are abundant, and you are cordially invited to attend. Good luck, the wedding gathers wealth, welcome to gather popularity, and the business of visitors from all directions is good. The new store is about to open, and I look forward to your guidance. Our store is full of glory!

Good afternoon, madam. Can I help you?

3, the opening of firecrackers, inviting friends and relatives to increase popularity, drinking songs to celebrate, friends and relatives are invited, happy to come to the party, happy.

4, the night is a little deep, my heart is a little drunk, I don't know if your friend is asleep; Send my warm wishes-my hotel will open tomorrow; Have a good sleep and have a good dream; Wake up and the bright sunshine shines on you. Then join us!

What warms you is the service, but what moves you is the food.

Firecrackers are ringing and there are many flower baskets. Today, the new store is going to open, and my heart is full of joy. From the beginning of hard work, financial resources will roll in. Friends come to the store together, which is full of beauty. Prepare thin wine to thank you. Do come!

Thanks to your repeated patronage, the _ store will open in _, and we hope you will give us more support. Your support is our driving force.

Good morning. what can I do for you?

9. Opened today and invited XiShen to be happy again and again. Please come to the god of wealth, and the financial resources are rolling; I want to think about it, but I can't miss the existence of your lucky star! Be sure to come to the wedding banquet to add happiness to me!

10, selling grilled fish and happiness.

1 1, miss! Hello, would you like to order now?

12, Xiaodian Health Club was grandly opened at noon on _ _ _ _. Welcome folks, sisters, fairies and girls to come and guide. We are a happy home of beauty and leisure, where you can enjoy beauty and feel happy at the same time. We will give you a 50% discount during the opening period and look forward to your arrival!

13. The store will be grandly opened on _ _, and the beautiful journey will begin. Every old customer can give away a set of skin care products when they arrive, and sincerely look forward to your arrival.

14, sunny, good day; Flowers are fragrant and birds sing; When you are happy, you will start a good business; Send a short message, specially invited; * * * Raise a glass and laugh at the wine; Xiangyun, around the head; Willing to come, excited; Come on time, don't be late!

15, distinguished guests, thank you for coming. It's freezing and dusty all the way, and everything is not taken care of. Please wipe your hands when you eat, and then sit down.

16, it's really cold outside today. Come in and get warm!

17, the breeze welcomes guests and laughs, all the way to the rooftop.

18, Song Qing has all been assembled and is waiting to welcome the guests.

19, Yan Yusheng welcomes guests and treats friends with flowers.

20. Welcome to your arrival. Eat, and I will give you a beautiful photo.

2 1, gongs and drums ring out joyfully, firecrackers emit auspiciousness, flower baskets are filled with blessings, our store has opened, and old friends come to congratulate us, which will definitely make money and make a prosperous business! Waiting for you to drink!

22, the opening is big, firecrackers are everywhere, full of good wine, invite friends, increase popularity, drink heartily, join happily, be happy with each other, and don't need cigarettes! Hehehe, come on, hahaha, happy!

23. Dear friends, how are you now? With your help, we are honored to successfully launch this store. I sincerely hope that you can attend my opening ceremony on June 65438+ 10/.

Humorous greeting 2 1. On the two cliffs of the valley, there are small caves, which are the former residences of gold diggers recorded in the county annals. If you are a beginner, you will imagine that there is a coffin or treasure in the cave ... in short, it will arouse your curiosity. If you want to find a hole, I advise you to go when you are physically strong. If you don't go to the bottom, you won't have the motivation to go to the valley. Because that seemingly near and far cave is actually far and tortuous.

It is not difficult to make a decision. The hard thing is to put it into action and stick to it. "Impossible" only exists in the dictionary of fools.

It is not an accident that life becomes better, but the result of your efforts to change. Only when there is love, the house is more important.

Times have really changed. Nowadays, watching the videos of young and beautiful young ladies on various live broadcast platforms every day makes me feel in love. Unlike before, I want to fall in love in person.

5. Nice to meet you. Let's sleep together when you are free.

6. It is often the person who stands on the podium when he is a few years old or a teenager who decides a person's life.

7. Say a word of thanks to your parents, send them a carnation and wash their feet once. The students finished their homework carefully and no longer felt uncomfortable. Gratitude is so real.

8. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

9. In those days, peaches and plums were everywhere; Today, I left, and Yang Liu Yiyi.

10, there is no reason for love, and it takes a long time to make love.

1 1. I used a sack of money to go to school and traded it for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

12. diligent practice is not to change one's appearance, to obtain various realms, or to create happiness, but to find one's original heart-a childlike innocence.

13, people are not afraid of death, and the biggest fear is that they don't know how to live. Good morning!

14, 20 years, running around for a life leaflet, I have tasted the ups and downs of life. No matter whether you are prosperous and successful, or ordinary and plain, no matter whether you are poor or rich, the most unforgettable thing is the classmate friendship that you care about each other.

15, the so-called life is nothing more than a process of constant loss. Precious things will fall from your hand one by one, just like a comb with broken teeth. Instead, what falls into your hands are worthless fakes.

16, 20 years has left fine lines on our faces, but it can't dilute the memories of getting along with each other.

My friends, if we compare today's xx with that of ten years ago, we can't help but admit how great changes have taken place in our study and life.

18, dreams are like a straw in life. If you grasp them, the future may be bright. If you can't catch it, there is a beach of loess ahead.

19. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

20. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

2 1, the jubilant gongs and drums are loud, knocking out full joy, and our life is getting sweeter and sweeter.

22. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

23. The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new land, but in cultivating new perspectives.

24, everyone's youth is only once, and when it is about to be gorgeous, a girl quietly leaves.

25. When I was a child, someone in the village called me an ugly duckling. I felt very happy because I would become a white swan when I grew up. But unexpectedly, now they call me ugly duck.

26. Parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

27. You can't afford a beautiful skin, but an interesting soul despises you.