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April Fool's Day Funny Morning Talk 1 ● Say, do you want to die or not?

● No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Why don't you get out of here and keep rolling?

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

● Unreasonable, there must be a picture!

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● The sky is getting brighter.

● It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

● Disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because of nausea?

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

My heart is broken and propped up like dumpling stuffing.

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If no one is holding hands, I will take a ride.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over?

● Alas ~ This person should be conformal, even his headache is partial.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

● Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

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What a beautiful beauty uncle!

I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope for stealing fat.

● Putting down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that at the moment you put down the butcher's knife, the other party divides you in two.

I feel most tired when I have nothing to do.

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Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

●[/I] Always young, always act young, always unappreciative, always in tears.

[/I] My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong died, but Han Hong was ill.

[/I] I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never been here. -We should treat fate and love like this.

● [/I] I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

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● Feeling of sadness and indigestion.

Women like bad men, not bad men. ..

● Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked, which is a lie.

● Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, leave!

● You don't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.

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● Lonely people tend to be very strong; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

Laughter is a blooming smile.

My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur.

Yes, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her owner.

Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

● Although you are restless, you should keep yourself.

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People don't attack me, I don't attack. If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

● We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are particularly ordinary.

Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

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● If there is any similarity, you just copied me.

● Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first.

When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the world.

The whole process from clarity to vagueness.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

● What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

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● Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, it will be unacceptable.

Interpretation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a story.

The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

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● What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger.

● Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

The deeper the water, the smoother the water flow.

Everything will be fine when you don't take it seriously.

He is the happiest man, whether he is a king or a farmer, as long as he can find peace in his own home.

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You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

If fate grabs you by the throat, you will scratch your armpit.

● It is not naivety that stops growing, but self-maturity.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

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I won't tell if I kill you.

The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

Making money is like digging with a needle, spending money is like seeping into the ground.

I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

● The food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

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Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.

● If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: the body is traveling, or the soul is traveling.

● Let your personality shine on your forehead.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

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I can choose to give up, but I can't.

● God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

Happiness means that when you look in the mirror, you like the person you see.

April fool's day funny morning talk 2 1, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, it's better to plant cactus!

2. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

3. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

5, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

6, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called * *; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

7. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

8. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

9. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

10, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

1 1, met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

12, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

13, I want to puppy love, but it's too late?

14, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

The important task after 15 and 80 is to manufacture 08.

16, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back ~ ~.

17, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

18, reminding everyone that it is very important to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook? Everyone knows what happened afterwards.

19, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

20. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

2 1, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

23. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

25. Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle.

26. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

27, no other half 100 points, only two people 50 points!

28. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

29. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

30. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

3 1, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

32. after seeing me, you will suddenly find out? Ah, so handsome and so single-minded!

33. Ask a colleague: Did you buy PetroChina? Colleague said:? Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! ?

34. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. I was shocked to eat the first one? Is there anything worse in the world? I ate the second one and cried? Is there really? .

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

36. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

37. Take your advice and leave me ten books!

38 years old and 0 years old, 10 years old is improving every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

39, boss, first come to two pounds of true love, take it back to feed the dog!

40、? Honey, me? I'm pregnant? It's been three months, but don't worry, it's not yours and you're not responsible.

4 1, we have a little difference: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

42. After reading the language of 10 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

43. Being lazy in bed in the morning, I took out six coins from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! After thinking about it for a long time, forget it. Don't take the risk?

44. I spent 80,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously. Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week! ?

45. I can tolerate that my figure is fake, my face is fake, my chest is fake and my ass is fake! ! ! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes! ! ! !

46. Scholars play dead for their confidants, while women have plastic surgery for those who please themselves.

47. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to discover that you are really ugly.

48. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

49. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.

You must eat a little properly to lose weight.

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