A text message to amuse his girlfriend.

A text message to amuse his girlfriend.

Funny girlfriend's short message, every sentence is very warm and interesting. Draw a heart, put on tenderness, put on a bunch of flowers, put on beautiful acacia, taste a piece of candy and taste happiness. I also arranged some short messages to amuse my girlfriend. If you are interested, you can read them.

Make your girlfriend happy by SMS 1 1, and I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

2. I live like this every day, playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.

When the wolf comes, the pigsty is a mess. Mother pig arranged "the big pig is going to block the door!" Two pigs to block the window! " Mother pig got angry when she saw the pig and roared, "Third, don't read the message! You are fleshy, go out and distract the wolf. "

4, love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as you are healthy, this is my strength!

5, your smile, the wolf hangs himself; As soon as you sigh, the cat runs away; When you scream, chickens fly and dogs jump; Your stop stinks; When sweating, lice suffer; You are uglier than a ghost if you don't dress up; If you don't dress up, you will frighten the ghost into paralysis.

6. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey, why do we eat hay every day, while cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed. We can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, while others eat by breasts!

7. There is a hot girl at home. She is irritable, straightforward, healthy and beautiful. You are my white lady, and you will love me all my life.

8. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry!

9. A thunder woke Bush up in the middle of the night and shouted, "Quick, turn on the light!" The bodyguard lit the candle tacitly. Looking at the heavy rain outside the window, Bush hissed, "All Afghanistan."

10, the mountain came down and I blocked it; When the tiger comes, I block it; When the money comes, you enjoy it; Beauty comes, you enjoy it; Love is coming, let's go together!

1 1. An unexpected boy donated blood to his girlfriend. After breaking up, the boy asked for his blood. The girl threw the sanitary towel in the boy's face and said, "Here you are! I will repay you in monthly installments!

12, a meteor streaked across the night sky, and I quickly made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just made a wish, the meteor came back and said to me, big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !

13, the old turtle molested mussels and was bitten. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly. The frog saw it and said enviously, darling, Brother Tortoise mixed up, and a briefcase came in and out.

14, draw a heart, put on tenderness, put on a bunch of flowers, put on beautiful acacia, taste a piece of candy, taste the taste of happiness, pass on a feeling, love you all the time and miss you every day!

15, sooner or later, it's good to meet you, more or less, it's good that you care about me, it's good that the wind or rain can hold you, and it's good that we are together. Dear, may you be happy because of me.

16, just walk with you, and you won't be tired after a long time; Walking with you in the street in summer, holding an umbrella to shade you; Pass you a cup of herbal tea to make you feel cool. You are more beautiful this summer.

17, lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed and sentenced you to be mine for life.

18, I won't know until I cry. Life should smile. I didn't know until I smiled. Love is so wonderful. I didn't know until I fell in love. You are my only wealth, dear. I love you all my life!

19, stop when you are tired, and my shoulder is waiting; When you are wronged, let your tears fall and wait in your chest. Baby, rose valentine's day, besides roses, I want to give you the love of my life.

20, you are happy when it is cold, and pay attention to your body when it is cold; The swishing wind makes you happy, don't let the ruthless temperature freeze you; Warm home, gentle you, no matter how cold the weather is, my concern warms you.

2 1, fall in love with a beautiful and kind you, say never to abandon a seat, take the road of holding hands all your life, guard a pure and weak heart, keep a lasting love and open an eternal flower. I wish you a happy life.

22. Without you for a second, life doesn't work. Without you, day and night, one day without you, every day is like a year. Baby, don't be too busy, share it with me happily, don't just say it in half sadly!

23. Every stone has a high mountain; Every cloud has a sky; Every greeting has a love; Every minute embodies my infinite attachment to you.

24. When will there be a bright moon? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder when the end of the world will come. The palace in the sky will be exhibited again, and the human situation will change suddenly. Turn over from slavery and share May with me. Honey, can I see you at fifteen?

25. I miss you silently, I really love you, I love you deeply, I protect you well, I dream of seeing you sweetly, I hug you gently, I quietly say I love you, and I really want to see you!

A short message to tease his girlfriend 2 1. Wang and his wife happened to meet their neighbors when they were buying bananas. The neighbor handed me the bag: take it and eat it! Wang's wife broke one. Wang: Break two! Wang's wife followed. Unexpectedly, Awang gave his wife's two broken roots to her neighbors, picked up the whole bag and took her away!

2. Dad: Why does my sister cry so sadly? Little sister: She won the first prize in the costume contest of the horror conference! Dad: That should be something to be happy about! Little sister: but she's naked at all!

A student likes to fall asleep in class and not wake up until class is over. The student was half an hour late that day, and the teacher said earnestly, "Don't be late again, or you will get insufficient sleep!" " "

To the west, what are you doing these days? Is the information dead Bagoya Road, Mrs. and Mrs., we should keep in touch often. We should go to the west, do you understand? I am deeply worried! I miss you so much!

Now smoking is lonely, drinking is lonely, fishing is lonely, stealing vegetables is lonely, falling in love is lonely, and even sleeping is lonely.

6. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

7. One of my high school classmates was late for school at noon. The head teacher showed him his watch at the door and said nothing, which means: look at the time. My classmate looked at his watch and said, this watch is not mine.

8. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

9. Someone rode a bicycle to the street, crossed a crossroads and dropped his hand. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied, "Comrades have worked hard!" "

10, in biology class, the teacher said, "Plants are producers, animals are consumers, and bacteria are decomposers ..." A man in our class said, "I am a third party!" .