Office joke

The office is a very formal place, but during the break, you can choose appropriate jokes to chat with your colleagues and relieve each other's depression. The following is what I ar

The office is a very formal place, but during the break, you can choose appropriate jokes to chat with your colleagues and relieve each other's depression. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you will like it.

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1. I have been pregnant with love for so many years.

2. What is a rich man? Three have no money, a house, a car and no wife.

There are four kinds of income: hard work, no more or less work, and no more work. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

Push me again, and I will play dead for you!

Hey, whisper what to say and what not to say.

6. Lushan has a way to do it first, and make porridge for the infinite treasure of Jingxuehai.

7. Relax. I am not a good person.

8. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

9. You're welcome. Dare to collect money afterwards!

10. Don't tell me to bring it on. I have two generations of love!

1 1. You ignored me, so I'm a dog?

When did Yue Ming ask Yi Zhongtian?

13. Can't you reach it? Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

14. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

15. What are the advantages of being handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn.

16. Can you say stealing about scholars?

17. I hate it. Don't ask single men such questions!

18. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

19. Don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

20. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

2 1. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough.

23. The feet of three shoemakers stink to death.

24. In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves.

25. A cut of thyroid hormone.

26. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me. As soon as she lays eggs all her life, we will break them and never let the principal and parents know!

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

28. A: It's hard to swallow this revenge without reporting it. B: Then how can I let you die?

29. I not only have a car, but also drive myself!

30. See if there is anything left.

3 1. Is this blind man blind?

32. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm.

Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong with it!

34. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

35. The mirror always reflects light!

36. One-bedroom sharing is negotiable.

37. Small things evoke souls, but big things dig graves.

I think I can save it!

39. Not only am I lucky, but I also have beriberi.

40. Challenge Hades to form a team!

Careful selection

1. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

2. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

4. Who is sitting in the village today? Don't even clean the blackboard!

I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on the waist of my left Qinglong and right White Tiger.

6. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

7. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you should pay it back!

8. It is normal for China women's volleyball team to lose to Thailand, because the Thai women's volleyball team may be all men.

9. It is said that falling in love affects learning. I want to ask: doesn't study affect love?

10. Fahai should not contain the White Snake with a tower, but he should contain Gong Linna.

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