Romantic and funny sentences on Valentine's Day on Tanabata

1. My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

A few days ago, I prepared thousands of small notes early in the morning, which said, "Let's break up!" , and then ran to the major supermarkets, don't let go of any box of chocolates, all stuffed in.

You should be able to shake WeChat at home at night and find all kinds of beautiful women to comfort you. . . That's right. Don't ask me who I am, please call me Lei Feng!

M: "Is the chocolate I sent delicious?"

Woman: "It's delicious. Boyfriend likes it very much.

4. What are you playing?

B: It depends.

A: That's all for little girls. Do you play this for the big guy

Isn't today Valentine's Day? I hated these one-on-one couples when I was single. Get rid of them all

5. A: After being single for so many years, I finally want to have a meaningful Valentine's Day.

Ah, I'm seeing someone else. Didn't I hear you say that?

No, I mean I can eat Yuanxiao at home with my family.

6. Wandering in the street on Valentine's Day, a little girl selling flowers came up and said, "Uncle, buy a bunch of flowers for your girlfriend."

I said, "Uncle doesn't have a girlfriend yet."

Little Lori blinked her eyes and said, "Liar, how can you be so handsome without a girlfriend!" " "

I smiled and teased her and said, "Since my uncle is so handsome, please give me a bunch of flowers for free."

Little loli quickly waved her hand: "No, it costs money!"

I said, "So is my girlfriend."

7. Just after Valentine's Day, the circle of friends is full of dazzling gifts and show love. Is it interesting? Do you dare to show your lover if there are any duplicates?

1, Tanabata arrived, and the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the drugstore owner also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.

No one loves me on Valentine's Day, so I love myself.

On Tanabata, playing pranks in the street, breaking up a pair is a pair.

4. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

6. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

7. As soon as Valentine's Day arrives, lovers begin to get excited and finally break up on Valentine's Day.

8. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

9. Tanabata is here. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: Let's break up!

10, Tanabata, I live alone, take Dove and go shopping.

1 1, Tanabata doesn't show love, we are still friends.

12, Yue Lao distributed karma on Lucky One! Single reception is approaching, lovers receive the best love, and married people receive happy families! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

13, Tanabata, I stayed at home, played a day's confrontation, clicked the mouse and killed a pair, one pair after another.

14, Tanabata is here, and there are people watching, but no one is preparing gasoline.

15, Nima, today's Tanabata is like Singles' Day.

16, I was angry when a beast held my future wife's hand on Qixi Street!

17, if Qixi is regarded as Singles' Day, it will not be so lonely and painful.

18, Valentine's Day, still the same, wait till you get drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

19, Valentine's Day, I wish all girlfriends a holiday.

20. On Tanabata, I will go shopping with my friends and sing Happy Break-up when I meet a couple.

2 1, I really want to say loudly, "Shit, it's Valentine's Day again."

22, Tanabata is good at home, why bother to be messy in the wind.

23, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, dead and no one buried. Happy Valentine's Day!

24, Tanabata, the romantic thing is that couples get wet in the street.

25. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

26. The best Qixi gift: A female colleague gave me a pack of paper towels before going to work at night, saying it was a Qixi gift for me to use.

27. It's out of date to want to play and even watch on Tanabata. Touch each other, eliminate one pair and bring a mistress.

28, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, but also have a level, blowing a pair is a pair.

29. It's almost time for Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

30. I wish you an oral ulcer when kissing on Valentine's Day, an allergic reaction when sending flowers and pollen, an immediate electric shock when holding hands, a fire at the candlelight dinner table, a snake bite when playing in the wild, and an explosion in the cinema. Happy tanabata!

3 1, I hate Valentine's Day. Every Valentine's Day, I will definitely break up!

32. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata. Nima, will I become a dog?

33. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married, the object is not you now, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

34. Tanabata is a date day for cowherd and weaver girl. What's so interesting about you two?

35. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover, but I drink 7-up at home alone.

36. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

37. I hope that on Tanabata, my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose, and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum.

The mood of Valentine's Day is heavier than that of Tomb-Sweeping Day.

39. Really, let Qixi pass 0: 00, and old people like us will wait for Chongyang.

40. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

4 1, Tanabata is coming. If you want to show love, don't show love. After all, there are so many people without company. In addition, if you show love, it is not good to meet.

42, Tanabata Valentine's Day sale at a low price, sale at a low price!

43. After the clouds break, the sun shines after the storm, love after the care, and reunion after the separation. Cherish everything, you and I will join hands to grow old. I wish you a happy Tanabata and sweet love.

44, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

45. It is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day, which saves money and can be eaten.

46. Don't ask me out on Tanabata! I have to sell flowers in the morning, condoms in the evening and medicines in front of the hotel in the early morning.

47. Aren't you happy not to break up on Valentine's Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

48. Men and women should be equal, except married people, of course. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

49. May the typhoon on Tanabata come more violently. How many pairs have been blown off?

50. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one!