A collection of April Fools’ Day jokes with friends

On April Fool’s Day, let us put aside the stress of life, relax and enjoy the fun! The following is a collection of "April Fool's Day jokes with friends" compiled by me for your reference only. You are welcome to read it. A collection of April Fools' Day jokes with friends

1. Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: There is no one stupider than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, and it’s all your fault. Invite me to dinner! ! Heal my frustrated heart.

2. Blessings are not my original intention; greetings are not just a few words; concern is locked in my heart; longing has nothing to do with you; thinking about April Fools’ Day: being funny is what My purpose; unfortunately, I only have one true thing to tell you: I think of you, and I hope you will reply with a text message to show that you have not forgotten me.

3. On days when it’s hard to distinguish between true and false, with vulgar roses and disgusting love words, I kneel down on one knee in a crowded square and say I love you. Dear, forgive me for using these stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!

4. There was a true love, but I didn’t cherish it. I regretted it only when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I would like it to be: April Fool’s Day!

5. I really like your big ears, broad face, thick lips and dark eyes. Your singing voice is amazing, and the lyrics always have the same tune - hum hum hum hum hum. You are my pet piggy!

6. I have always wanted to find a holiday to celebrate you, but there is no holiday suitable for you. You are overage on June 1st, and Women’s Day has passed. Now it’s fine, and your holiday will finally be tomorrow. Come and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

7. You are always so slender, your skills are always so agile, your life is always leisurely, you spend the whole day playing in the mountains of Mingchuan, and the food you eat is all natural and pollution-free. Green food, ugh, it’s great to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. After waiting for a long time, my salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, property prices have dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here. Oh, I forgot to tell you, the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day.

9. You took a bite of the apple and it became a famous brand. KFC, you called me "grandpa" and became popular all over the world. In Japan, you said "Saunala". Tsunami and earthquake. Your charm. The power of the world. Fool. I wish you a happy holiday.

10. If you are ugly, please call 110; if you are not in good shape, please call 120; if you have a bad temper, please call 119; if you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone. Let's talk in detail. Happy April Fool's Day.

11. There are a lot of text messages on April Fool’s Day, and my best wishes are considered the best. There will be no worries immediately after receiving them. There will be less pain after reading them. If you forward them, you will get a higher salary. If you send them in bulk, you will definitely pick up money. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

12. In the vast sea of ??people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please bang your head against the wall with all your strength. Do you see that the countless stars in front of you are my blessings.

13. April Fool’s Day is coming, and your aura will be raised. Playing tricks on others or entertaining yourself is all for fun. If you see through it without exposing it, it’s worth watching the show leisurely and laughing. If we really fall into the trap, we will Don't be angry, what can you do with a smile? I still don't understand a riddle: friends gather from all over, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you because I like it, and your foolish heart is happy.

14. Hey, I have been secretly in love with you for a long time! If you can’t eat well and sleep well, if you are willing, we can be friends! Ask me who I am? At the small stir-fry stall next door, I’m the one in charge! Remember to come to me!

15. We have captured your video. If you don’t want your wife to know, please prepare 100,000 yuan in cash for redemption within seven days, otherwise...

16 . It is true gold, never afraid of the raging flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is the petrel, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is a fool, still staring at the text message stupidly! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

17. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and There is durian that smells like your body! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Although you never remember your own holiday, as a friend I have the obligation to remind you and sincerely give you a message: I hope you can still turn your hands for clouds and call them "foolish" in the future. There will be no obstacles to the "foolishness" on the road ahead. When you find that the "foolishness" has passed and the weather has cleared up, I will be waiting for you. Haha, be happy, dear!

19. Special advice: Pinhole cameras are becoming more and more popular. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped by prying eyes, please keep your clothes on when bathing, and do not take off your underwear to urinate or defecate. Remember, remember!

20. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay in for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. Originally I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find anyone I trust. I am Saddam! A complete collection of April Fools' Day jokes with friends

1. There are many text messages on April Fools' Day, and my blessings are the best. There is no worry immediately after receiving them, and there is less pain after reading them. You can also get a high salary by forwarding them. Can pick up banknotes. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

2. On April Fool’s Day, April 1st, I will give you a happy tiger to make you happy and amuse you, and I will also give you a happy tiger to accompany you until the end of your happiness. It's up to you to believe it or not if you tell a fool on April Fool's Day? Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I would like it to be: April Fools’ Day!

4. If you were cheated today, it means you are popular. If you were not cheated, it means everyone feels sorry for you. If you lied, it means you are good at playing. If you did not lie, it means you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Raise your head and move forward. Don't care about other people's eyes, don't care about your own IQ, you are unique in this world. You should be proud of yourself, after all, April Fools' Day is just for you! Happy holidays!

6. Special reminder, beware of five types of people today: those who invite you to dinner if you have nothing to do, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say the boss is looking for you, those who ask you to attend meetings, and those who always giggle at their mobile phones. What about you, are you still laughing? Happy April Fool's Day!

7. April Fool’s Day is here, I will give you three fish to keep in your mobile phone. I wish you: your wallet will be “foolish”; your work will be “foolish”; most importantly, your mood will be “foolish” and happy. ! Take good care of them. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Will I buy you a drink? An empty meal; inviting you to travel? Sweet talk; give you dollars? Empty words. Trick you at will, harass you legally, fool you to your heart's content. Today is April Fool's Day, who are you fooling? First of all, happy for you!

9. You will be promoted at work and reach the top quickly, you will make a lot of money and make huge profits, and your lover’s good luck will come again and again! Dear, I still have sweet dreams. Happy April Fool's Day.

10. Is a dime a lot? Is our affection worthless? The answer is definitely NO! In order to prove your sincerity, from now on, you can send me ten text messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

11. Great wisdom is like foolishness, great foolishness is like wisdom, fools are fooled by others, people who are not fools are also fools, fools are happy, and fools are happy with others! He who understands is not a fool! For those of you who don’t understand, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day.

12. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay in for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. Originally I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find anyone I trust. I am Saddam! Happy April Fools' Day!

13. To set off the great, God created the ordinary. To complement beauty, God created ugliness. To complement the red flowers, God created green leaves. To complement the wise, God created fools. happy holidays!

14. April Fool’s Day is here. May you have a clever trick to make fools, laugh when you are fooled, forget all your worries, and be in a happy mood.

Make jokes often, be humorous and popular, live cheerfully every day, and be happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Today is a good day to make jokes and make people laugh. He uses sweet words to become a liar and uses his brain in all kinds of ways. Don't lose face when you are cheated, don't let your petty temper come into play. Smile happily and happiness will follow you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Good flowers bloom every season, good words come every day, good things are in front of you, good luck often comes, good intentions never go bad, good dreams are planted at night, good messages line up in rows, a good mood is as wide as the sea, everything is possible If you think well, the best thing is to be a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. Today is April Fools’ Day. In the spirit of the holiday, I am sending you a text message. Don’t call me heartless. I miss you so much. I miss you and still love you. Alas, it would be nice if today was not April Fool's Day

18. Seal the innocence, bundle up the liveliness, let freedom fly, package the intelligence, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little bit of stupidity and ignorance and walk around the world. Happy April Fool's Day, dear friends!

19. The butterfly complains about the bee. It has a big belly and has so many sweet words in it, but it just doesn’t say it to me. It’s annoying! The bee complained that the butterfly was wearing strange flowers and had two long antennas on its head, but it just wouldn't send me messages. It was annoying! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. I had a great time last night. I touched left and right as I pleased. I competed with the gods through clouds and rain. One chicken and two cakes opened on the bar. There is so much generosity in life, a lot of money in my pocket, happy dreams every day, and my wife and children are healthy and happy! Happy April Fool's Day! A collection of three April Fools' Day jokes with friends

1. On April Fools' Day, a wolf came to the pig village. All the piglets hid in their homes, except for one piglet who was staring at his phone and reading text messages. Wandering outside, the wolf saw it and wondered: Are you not afraid? Xiaozhu shook his phone and said: If you dare to touch me, I will call the police!

2. Today is April Fool’s Day. It’s a fluke not to be fooled. It’s an honor to be fooled. I feel relieved not to be fooled. If you are fooled, you should be happy. I wish you can be "foolish" with ease in your work, be "foolishly" capable, live like a "foolish" person, and be a "foolishly" quick fool!

3. April Fool’s Day is approaching, please stay vigilant. All information received should not only be disbelieved, but must also be understood in reverse. There are a lot of messages praising you for being smart, but I have intercepted them halfway. I will use them to show off after April Fool’s Day!

4. April Fool’s Day is here, the clever ones cheat money and money, the romantic ones cheat love and embrace, the stupid ones cheat puppies and tease birds, the mentally retarded ones are still laughing after being fooled, and the stupid ones are still laughing. Looking at the message, I said: Wow, I have to be careful!

5. The United Nations Holidays Committee issued a report that April Fool’s Day is a holiday for people with the following symptoms: unresponsiveness; sluggishness; often giggling; your performance fully meets the above conditions; I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day in advance!

6. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what pisses me off the most is that if you don’t catch the mice, you keep losing hair!

7. On this day, please remain vigilant at all times. Be alert to all unknown events that may happen. Remember to use your smart brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. A warm and fragrant letter, a bag of sweetness and sticky goodness, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apples safe and sound, a basket of Coca-Cola full of happiness, With my full blessings, I wish all the "foodies" who received the message a happy April Fool's Day!

9. These days, there is simply no justice: students are tested for grades, workers are tested for performance, and leaders are tested for political performance. April Fool’s Day is coming soon, and brains are tested again. Nerves are tense, allowing high IQ to take over. Highlands!

10. Others say you are clumsy, but I believe that fools are blessed. Others say you are dull, but I believe that wishful thinking can sometimes come true.

Others say you are stupid and ignorant, but I know that being wise and foolish is your magic weapon!

11. The fool asks for rain. It rains. The fool has no choice but to take shelter from the rain. He has already become a rain man. The rain man hurriedly sends a message to fool him. Fool, don’t turn your head. Look around, you are the fool.

12. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time, making me want to say: your wig is going to fall off... …Today is April Fool’s Day!

13. April Fool's Day is here. In order to "fool" you to have fun together, I "yu" sincerely send you this silly message. I hope you will be a happy "joyful" person: ability Even if you are foolish, you should be a man with a foolish heart, and your life will be as stupid as water!

14. Three pigs were quarreling, and the boss scolded: You are so boring, you can only send messages! The second child scolded: You are even more boring, posting dirty jokes every day! But the most boring ones are the third ones, who just watch and watch.

15. Bajie Huazhai has never returned. On this day, a person who looked exactly like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said he might be a goblin. Tang Monk said: Try sending a text message. If you reply, it will be Bajie. If you don't reply, it will be a goblin!

16. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and the one who is reading text messages is Idiot!

17. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong.

18. Today is April Fool’s Day, so be careful and be careful not to be deceived. If a fool wants to innovate, the blogger will laugh. Information must be forwarded frequently, and there is no limit to the quantity. I'll cover all the phone bills, and I'll settle the accounts later. Happy April Fools' Day.

19. The red bomb has arrived, sounding the alarm in all directions: No matter in the four seas, you are surrounded on all sides, and all four must be empty. Unless there is a spell, you must complete it in one breath and shout to the sky. For the rest of your life, my friend, you must be happy!

20. I always remember the sunset by the stream. You opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar without vomiting even though it was sour to tears. You held a mobile phone in your hand, wrapped your head in a footcloth, hummed a fool's song, and danced like a madman. ,Wow! Whose little pig is so cool? Haha, April Fool’s Day is here. Happy April Fool’s Day to you, pig! A collection of four April Fools' Day jokes with friends

1. Four mice brag: A: "I eat rat poison as candy every day;" B: "I don't step on a mouse and pinch my feet for a day. ;" C: "I feel uneasy on the street several times a day;" Ding: "It's getting late, go home and pick up the cat. "Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Today is April Fool’s Day, be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that there is an epidemic of fool's disease recently. The symptoms are always looking at messages on the phone and grinning the most. You should be careful!

3. I have a poem that is known to many people in the world. If a fool reads this poem, he will know it if he knows it, and if he doesn’t know it, he will not know it. I knew you were a fool. If a fool hears the phone chirp, he must be reading this poem. Happy April Fools' Day!

4. After losing the fight between glutinous rice and steamed buns, I was very dissatisfied when I met Siomai on the road and hit him immediately. When I saw Siomai, I immediately took off my coat and said angrily that I was actually an undercover agent!

5. Urgent reminder: There may be tornadoes in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

6. There was a true love, but I didn’t cherish it. I regretted it only when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I hope it would be: April Fools’ Day!

7. Seismological station forecast: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet bowl on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

8. I’ll teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Si’s Bamboo, An Si’s Pure Bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am A stupid pig.

9. You: beautiful and cute at the same time! Smart and more characterful! Kind yet courageous! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. I’ll lend it to you for April Fool’s Day!

10. Did you know? I dreamed of you last night. We were walking by the river, clinging to each other. You looked down into my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof woof woof. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. April Fool’s Day is coming, and we would like to remind you that all the text messages you receive are fake and have the opposite meaning. The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is smart, extraordinarily handsome, and unrestrained.

12. I see the vicissitudes of life between your brows, I see confidence in your eyes, I see the years on your forehead, and I see leeks between your lips and teeth. Go and brush your teeth. !

13. I want to give you an unexpected gift! oh? What a kiss! Thank you! No no..., what I give you are the germs that I have caught a cold in these past few days! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. My dear, I start to miss you again. My love for you is growing tremendously every day, because someone told me: The price of pork has increased, and you can sell it at a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the next life, and the third is to be with you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are the goal I want to strive for in this life, I want to pursue you, I want to embrace you. I want to announce: I love you...RMB!

17. A drop of water is small in the ocean, but great in the desert; a red-crowned crane is small among the cranes, but great among the chickens; you are small among the crowd, but great in the pigsty! April Fools' Day text messages to tease people.

18. First line: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back. Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life. Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. A mother was waiting for the bus at the station with her baby in her arms. She heard people commenting that her baby was ugly and she cried. Mr. One was eating a banana and came over to comfort her and said, "Don't cry. Give this banana to your monkey."

20. New uses for mobile phones: Applicable people are "young women". Usage: "Set the mobile phone to vibrate, put it in the left and right jacket pockets in turn, and call several times." It takes ten days to see results, breast enlargement is not negotiable!