Funny quotations from Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is coming, there must be many programs. Let me share with you some funny quotes about Valentine's Day. Welcome to read!

1. tender as water, like a dream, reluctant to go home? As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron?

2. Women are like clothes, but big sister is a kind of temperament that you can't wear.

3. Valentine's Day, as always, until you get drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

4. Heaven and earth meet on Tanabata, this life and past lives, and * * * sleep together.

5. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one!

6. Valentine's Day. No matter the phone, information, buckle. Looking forward to the sentence I love you.

7. What's the difference between Valentine's Day and Tanabata in China? It's only been 24 hours, not a second, not a second.

8. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

9. Ruthless time and space separate you from me, but I still miss your heart. See you on July 7th!

10. I miss you every minute and every second. Don't forget that tomorrow is the day when we meet. See you in the middle of magpie bridge!

1 1. A hundred birds build a bridge, and all the stars dream of passing books, and all the stars wish, and Chang Jun will accompany us on Tanabata!

12. It seems that it's just you and me on Tanabata this year, my bed.

13. The most painful thing in the world is to spend Valentine's Day alone when you are clearly not single.

14. Nobody loves me, so I love myself.

15. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed bread is more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

16. I'll wait for you here at Queqiao this day. Do you miss me on the other side? Why don't we just spend our whole lives in Queqiao?

17. Valentine's Day is coming. I wish all girlfriends with girlfriends a period.

18. Someone asked me to spend Tanabata. I decisively refused. On this day, you have to enjoy loneliness alone to be different.

19. What about Qixi? As the days go by, the earth is turning.

20. Heaven doesn't understand earthly wishes, and the Milky Way is at a loss. Tears are wet every year, and there is no complaint for two nights every year!

2 1. Qianshan can't cross the river. Where can I leave my feelings? There are so many troubles in the corner of the world, I can only hold a grudge against you!

22. The mood of Valentine's Day is heavier than that of Tomb-Sweeping Day.

23. Did you see the couple kissing on the magpie bridge? This is us tonight!

I hate Valentine's Day. Every Valentine's Day, I will definitely break up!

25. Weaver embroidered brocade, cowherd hopes. Queqiao River frame, short Tanabata. May love last forever, and the moon will last forever. I want the Milky Way to die, so that the two stars will be clean forever!

26. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment.

27. If the stars can read the heart at the moment, and the moon can understand the feelings at the moment, may all lovers be well!

28. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

29. Tanabata Valentine's Day is on sale at a low price!

30. If there is a magpie bridge, I will accompany you to the end of the bridge, and then I will tear it down and never let you go again. Would you?

3 1. Please let go of your mobile phone, or I will fall in love with you! Wow! I didn't let go and fell in love with you!

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

33. It rained heavily on Valentine's Day, and lovers on the road wanted to break their souls.

34. How many infatuations are in the wind and rain, and how many tears draw the night sky. Infatuation was originally affectionate, and when you meet, you smile and forget the enmity.

35. On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

36. It is preferred to recruit a woman who can spin, cross the magpie bridge and have children.

37. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

38. It's almost time for Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

Pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

4 1. Tanabata feather lies in Meiyuan, Viagra looks at the horizon at midnight, Cowherd and Weaver Girl wish to be far away, and infatuation with fish and water will always accompany them.

42. It is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day. You can eat and save money.

43. In fact, many times, people still face each other across the river, and it is most beautiful to bury that purest and truest emotion in the bottom of my heart forever.

44. For many people, it is a question worth considering whether Valentine's Day is estrus in the Spring Festival or spring.

45. What is the most depressing thing about Tanabata? When the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet once a year, the Weaver Girl has her period.

46. It's almost time for Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

47. As the saying goes: If the train doesn't push, happiness won't blow; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

48. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

49. You are not a traffic policeman in my mind, so you have no right to interfere in my direction.

50. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!

5 1. I didn't know there was a feeling called attachment and a feeling called love until I met you. Happy Valentine's Day!

52. Unexpectedly, there was a Valentine's Day on this day!

53. On Valentine's Day, whoever has a daughter to borrow one will be a freshman and a freshman next year!

54. Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

55. Aren't you happy not to break up on Valentine's Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

56. Hey, it's another Valentine's Day without a lover. Really, I haven't spent Valentine's Day with my date since I was so big!

57. Seven is an odd number. I want you to make a double even number.

58. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

59. I try to fill the days, but Tanabata reminds me how lonely I am.

60. Tanabata is a date day for cowherd and weaver girl. What's so interesting about you two?

6 1. What happened to Tanabata? As time goes on, the earth is turning.

62. If Tanabata is regarded as Singles' Day, it will be less lonely and less painful.

63. You said today is Foreigners' Day, and Qixi is China's Valentine's Day. Haha, hide!

64. Tanabata is coming. Miss you and spend it alone.

65. The person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now.

66. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

67. It's Tanabata. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: Let's break up!

68. Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still succeed.

No matter how far apart we are, we will meet in the most beautiful place one day. Don't forget our appointment

70. On Tanabata, all good endings are good, but no lover will suffer for a lifetime.

7 1. Love lasts forever, accompanied by Tanabata, which is the proof of our love!

72. You celebrate Tanabata, and I drink 7-up!

73. Little lazy cat, did you sleep soundly? This day is Tanabata! Miss me! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

74. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

75. Really, let Qixi pass 0: 00, and old people like us will wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

76. Tanabata is good at home, so why be messy in the wind.

77. I am proud of being single. I save rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

78. My mind is not about the bus, not about sitting down when there is an empty seat.

79. In the evil new society, how come there is no arranged marriage? I am still single today!

Even if you are already taken, I will replace another flower with another.

8 1. Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, preferably a typhoon, also 16. Blowing a pair is a pair.

82. I try to fill the days, but Tanabata reminds me how lonely I am.

83. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

84. Actually, Weaver Girl, we can chat online. I'm going to install a broadband network to make video calls.

85. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

As long as you call me on Valentine's Day, I will come to you immediately.

87. On Tanabata, I took my sisters shopping and saw couples hugging, so I sang "I didn't say that after hugging, they would let go together".

88. You are like a louse on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

89. I like kissing your eyes and looking at your smile; Kiss your lips and appreciate your beauty. The tenderness given to you is always old.

90.what can I say? There are still a few people who have a secret crush on me, and I know it.

9 1. Tanabata feather lies in Meiyuan, Viagra looks at the horizon at midnight, Cowherd and Weaver Girl wish to be far away, and infatuation with fish and water will always accompany them. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

92. Magpie Bridge flies north and south, you and I are so happy, my baby, I miss you!

93. Mm-hmm at this time. How many virgins have disappeared? Who can estimate?

94. Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, and it is a couple.

95. As long as the heart is still beating, there will be a surge of blood, and your smile will be printed on the red moon and rise in my small window every night.

96. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

97. You and I are speechless at the edge of the magpie bridge, and the warmth melts into the sky, and love always lingers.

Ladies and gentlemen, please sign here as soon as possible on Valentine's Day. If you don't sign in quickly, you will have sex.

99. When you are free, look up at the sky. The moon is my eyes, the hazy cloud shadow beside the moon, and the screen embroidered by the weaver girl for the cowherd!

100. At 7: 07 on July 7th, I will put 10,000 vows in a machine gun and shoot you. You're lying in a pool of blood, covered in Cupid's sons!

10 1. The vast galaxy, I can't find your trace; Can you feel my missing in the long night?

102. It is out of date to want to play Lianliankan on Tanabata. It's good to meet each other. Destroy a pair and bring a mistress.

103. I hope my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum on Tanabata.

104. it's hard to get rid of the old days. On the magpie bridge, we are tied with the same knot! I love you!

105. Tanabata, Tanabata, my moment; Weaver girl, Weaver girl, my beloved wife; Heaven and earth, gathering for thousands of years; Alas, I love my wife.

106. I heard about Tanabata for the first time! I wonder what the first Valentine's Day in China will be like. Think about it! Now tell me!

107. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it in white and steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.