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What do you think about Shenzhen University’s recruitment of counselors who require PhD students under the age of 28?

After the virus started, there was an overwhelming publicity on the Internet about the stable welfare within the system. In particular, the treatment within the Shenzhen system is second to none in the country. Graduates in 15 years may also put the financial Internet as their first choice, and graduates in 22 years Students generally regard the system as their first option. There has been a surge in the number of direct doctoral students in postgraduate programs in China, and there is a strange phenomenon that it is more difficult for 985 engineering students to obtain a master's degree than to obtain a direct doctoral degree. The society's judgment on the virus is that the epidemic can be ended through isolation for more than half a year, and the economy can resume growth within one or two years. Therefore, many civil servants, state-owned enterprises and public institutions have released a large number of recruitment quotas to ensure the employment of fresh graduates in that year, overdrawing their "recruitment potential" in the next two to three years. It can be clearly felt that the scale of recruitment has decreased. The above factors add up to create a situation where "if you don't do it, others will do it", tearing off the employer's veil and exposing their real mouth.

This fully shows that in East Asia, there is no such thing as a gap year by default. If you fail in the non-stop involution process in East Asia, then there are only "re-reading", "World War II", "repeating a grade" and "extension". After all, the concept of "Garytown University" will be openly poked in the spine by everyone who comes into contact with the society. I will also feel that it is not good to pause on the treadmill. Even if I want to lie down, there are ants crawling inside. .

In East Asia, it is very important to be faster than your peers. For example, the group of people who went to college in 2019 in the same class, most of them were in 2001. If you were born a year later than everyone else, and you even repeated your studies in 2000 or 1999, you will definitely have an inferiority complex of "falling behind your peers." It may be more difficult to pass the more stringent civil service examinations that are based on your age. , on the other hand, if you entered school one year earlier than everyone else in 2002, then your trial and error cost will be several years more than the former. Not to mention blind dates, older men and women are basically completely negative. So the question is, why do East Asians think that the cost of trial and error is very important? Does it mean that in many cases if you make a mistake, you will never have a chance again?

We might as well start a conspiracy theory. The following content is purely personal speculation. Any coincidence is purely the same. In fact, in recent years, many colleges and universities have gradually become popular and begun to recruit some research counselor positions. This is actually quite understandable. After all, there are only so many formal teaching positions. In the past, special researchers, associate professors, etc. were all ruined. It’s not easy to trick fresh doctoral students into taking over. So we started to recruit counselors, and then let these scientific research-oriented counselors do the work of counselors while also doing scientific research. After one appointment period, if you do well in scientific research, you can be transferred to a position such as Special X researcher or Special X associate professor. If you do not do well in scientific research, you can continue to be an instructor.

When you think about it this way, you can understand why the age should be stuck at 28 years old. If the counselor's first employment term is three years, he will be 31 years old when he is finished. After all, at the age of 31, he will transform into a special x researcher. After that, he will become a special x associate professor. After that, he will also work as a Qingji. The time point also leaves some room for error. . It has to be said that the school's calculations are getting better and better, and the age bonus of the fresh Ph.D.s is wasted.

Finally, let’s talk about some practical information, which is also some advice for children who are about to study for a Ph.D. or are currently studying for a Ph.D. and are interested in entering colleges and universities. At present, the teaching profession in colleges and universities has become increasingly fragmented. On the one hand, there are 985 universities, most of the 211 and double first-class universities, and strong double non-schools in first- and second-tier cities. It can be said that there is no shortage of talents at all. Similar news has been reported many times in the past two years, such as the recruitment of counselors at Wuhan University

So it is not surprising that no matter how bizarre recruitment rules they have formulated for universities like this, who told us It's so rolly. If you want to go to such a school, it is best to publish your paper early and graduate early. The earlier the better. Only the platforms of these schools can support you to continue doing scientific research. If you are tired and are willing to go back to the third- and fourth-tier cities in the Midwest to hang out in schools, there are still a lot of established teaching positions to choose from, but you must also be prepared to say goodbye to scientific research. Prepare. The market is just like this. What I worry about most are the students who have high aspirations and thin lives.

He was either promoted or left to become the king of paper rolls, but he couldn't do it. He was not willing to go back to Shuangfei School in his small city at home.

Have you seen it, Tsinghua, Harvard, Sun Yat-sen, National University of Defense Technology? , Hunan University, South China University of Technology, you name it. Heyuan is still one of the poorest cities in Guangdong, but the starting price in Guangdong is 250,000 in Heping County. A penny is a lot for you. Nowadays, even the poorest places in Guangdong are better than Hunan and Hebei. Much more attractive.

So when the whole Internet was bombarding Shaoyang College and Natai College, I wrote an article saying that the truth may be far from what everyone thought. These two schools and Shenzhen University Compared with income, it means being hung up and beaten. Of course, I would be insulting Shenzhen University by saying that we compete with Shenzhen University. We can only compare with universities in Guangdong. The income of professional lecturers in the Pearl River Delta can easily exceed 220,000. Of course, I still say the same thing. Comparing it with Guangdong colleges and universities is an insult to Guangdong colleges and universities. Compared with technical secondary schools, I am very clear about the income of technical secondary schools in Foshan, Guangdong. Basically, they are more than 180,000 yuan for lecturers and 25,000 yuan for senior lecturers. So, I would like to ask, why do doctors go to Shaoyang College and Natai College? Even elementary school students can understand the problem. Do you think any doctorate can't understand it?

What happened to the counselor at Shenzhen University? Let me tell you, technical secondary schools in Foshan have received many PhD resumes now. You are not stupid if you don’t go to Shaoyang College and Natai College. Do you understand? Of course, the wages paid by Shaoyang College and Natai College are not low, and some second-tier universities in the three northeastern provinces have already begun to default on wages. Let me ask you, you are a doctor, do you want to go? Now I just feel pity for the eldest brother from Shaoyang College. He is such a pitiful man. He was tortured even though he was clearly suffering.

So it’s not true that there is no money spent! Invest 10 billion in Tianda University every year for 5 consecutive years. The average annual salary of faculty and staff is 1 million, master's degree subsidy is 300,000 a year, and doctor's subsidy is 500,000 a year. If we invest continuously for 3-5 years, it is hard to say whether we will create another Tsinghua University or Peking University, but we will create another C9. Basically it only takes a matter of minutes! On the other hand, if you don’t have money, you can’t say anything. You can’t even pay the salary of the faculty and staff. The subsidy for master’s and doctorate is one or two hundred a month. Even without you, Tsinghua University and Peking University will fall out of 985 in less than three years. Do you believe it? In addition, I would like to emphasize it again to the juniors, juniors, sisters and parents who are applying for the college entrance examination next year! College entrance examination aspiration must be based on the school grade priority principle, don’t care about the city! Only graduate students need to choose a city, and Wood Science School is just a springboard for graduate school!