Yao Yuan's mysterious message saves lives.

Funny Script of University Campus: Lines of "Moved for Four Years"

Campus funny script: graduates send the old script "moved for four years"

Stage play (a day related to youth)

Characters: (male),, Wang, Zhang Instructor (female), Tan Liling, Wu.

Act I 1 Military Training in the Rain

Keywords: hardships and hardships

Playing background music, thunder roaring-

(Voice-over, noise "Run, it's going to rain". Everyone ran to the stage in panic.

Instructor: Stop, stop. Who will run another 500 push-ups?

Everybody freeze, keep the original running posture (with comedy effect)

The instructor ran up from behind. Instructor: Who gave you permission to dissolve?

Yan Xu: Tell the teacher that the air is shaking, as if the sky is burning and a storm is coming.

(Others snickered) Instructor: What are you afraid of? We are soldiers. Keep your military posture and stand still.

(Sound effect-lightning, several girls screaming) Yao Yuan: Report to the instructor that lightning has cut through the sky and a storm is really coming.

Instructor: Don't move, we are soldiers.

Raymond: Report to the instructor that it is raining heavily.

Instructor: Keep standing, I ... (Instructor hasn't finished yet, boys: We are soldiers. )

Instructor: Yes, I can answer first. Just know everything. Keep standing for me.

People should show that they are caught in the rain again. For example, when the instructor turns around, he can secretly wipe the rain. )

Wu: Wow ... (crying)

Instructor: Don't cry! (All three girls begin to cry. . . )

Instructor (at a loss): Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. .

Boys booed and pretended to cry like girls. .

The instructor was embarrassed to see the girls crying: Oh, hey, don't cry, I ... Oh, forget it, dismiss.

The girl's face cleared up immediately, and the boys and girls cheered and ran backstage.

Instructor: All of you, don't run, stop ... (Chasing to the end)

Yan Xu: Soldiers never look back. ...

Instructor: You ... (This paragraph should be funny, reflecting the hard work of military training in those days, but everyone's pranks also reflect the fun when we first entered the university)

The first game and the second game bid farewell to the instructor

Keywords: parting is touching

The instructor is carrying luggage, and everyone catches up.

C: instructor.

The instructor stopped, adjusted his mood, turned around and smiled at everyone.

Instructor: You don't have to see him off. You have to send him a thousand miles.

Everyone stepped forward one by one and hugged the instructor goodbye.

Wu: Instructor, we are reluctant to part with you.

Tan Liling: Actually, you are very handsome, instructor.

Yao Yuan: Take care, coach.

Wang: Instructor, I wish you find a beautiful wife.

Yan Xu: Have a nice trip, coach.

Raymond: After you leave the army, you must visit us in Huanong.

Teacher: I will, class. Goodbye (salute) Turn around.

C: instructor. (Girls should wipe tears =. =! ! )

The instructor stopped (without turning around): thank you ~ thank you! (background music increases)

Instructor (looking up, controlling tears) keeps walking.

Ladies and gentlemen, salute the instructor's back.

The curtain falls (background music, goodbye to the police). Actors need to pay attention to some details because there are not many lines, mainly to highlight the psychology of the characters.

Act II Sports March

(Keywords Sports Meeting Feelings)

Raymond walked alone, feeling lost for seeing off the coach during the day. Passing Yan Xu saw Ramon.

Yan Xu: Hey, Monitor Meng, why are you blowing alone?

Raymond: It's you, nothing, just having fun.

Yan Xu: God, why do you make beauty so sad?

Raymond (laughing): whoever is sad will be a little sad to send the instructor away during the day.

Yan Xu: What? Falling in love with a mentor?

Raymond: What are you thinking? Our friendship is revolutionary.

Yan Xu: Alas, meeting and parting are like keyboards and mice.

Raymond: Huh?

Yan Xu: I sell suits.

Raymond: Your metaphor is very professional. What do you think we will be like after graduation?

Yan Xu: Wind and fire break through nine continents.

Raymond: Do you cry?

Yan Xu: Joke, the east wind blows and drums beat. I am a man, and I don't cry.

Raymond (snickering): But I seem to see a man with tears in his eyes during the day.

Yan Xu: That. . That's not me (Ramon stared at him deliberately). That's my eye endocrine disorder.

Raymond: OK, in order to prove that you are a man, you will represent your class in the Men's1500m Universiade early next month.

Yan Xu: Huh? Monitor, you can't abuse your personal rights like this.

Raymond: This is an honor given to you by the organization. Make a good contribution to the collective. That's settled (run)

Yan Xu: Hmm. . . We'll discuss it. . Catch up. .

Scene 2: The athletes are marching at the competition site (the volume is reduced).

"Students who have participated in men's 1500m report to the newspaper office, and students who have participated in men's 1500m report to the newspaper office."

Yao Yuan: Come on, let's go. Yan Xu has reached your1500m.

Wang: Yes, it's time for you to show your talents.

Yan Xu: But I feel that you two are being escorted to the execution ground!

Yao Yuan: There is a knife on the color prefix. Who let you win the sugar-coated cannonball of the monitor?

Yan Xu: At the end of the meeting, you have to prepare a stretcher for me.

Yao Yuan: Yes, I know. I also found some beautiful nurses for you.

Wang: When you finish running, I'll give you artificial respiration in turn.

Yan Xu: The quality can't be as good as your girlfriend's.

Wang: Fuck you. Let's go, you (step down)

Raymond is on the stage, watching "Make a promise, come on". Yan Xu crossed the finish line backstage, and Raymond stepped forward and grabbed it.

Raymond: Are you all right?

Yan Xu: Well, nothing. Even my heart seems to want to jump out and run a few laps. .

Raymond: Get up. I'll go with you. Don't sit down. .

Yan Xu: No, no, the high position is paralyzed. Meng Leila didn't move, and Yao and Xu caught up.

Yao Yuan: I won the third place, which greatly exceeded our expectations.

Yan Xu: It's interesting that you said you would pick me up at the end.

Wang: We cheer for Li Ling and Jojo. The women's high jump is long legs mm.

Yao Yuan: That competition is not a high jump competition. This is a beauty contest.

Yan Xu: So, you abandoned your revolutionary comrades and took the initiative to invest in sugar-coated shells?

Raymond: Help him rest quickly.

Wang and He saluted "Yes, Sir" and helped to step down. Raymond looked at Yan Xu's back, dimly lit.

This scene is mainly to show the hazy affection between the hero and heroine and the unique impulse of our youth.

Act III Dormitory Scene

Keywords (dormitory porridge)

Scene 1 Boys' Dormitory

In the dormitory with Wang.

Wang: Yan Xu, do you really like Tan Liling?

Yan Xu: I think it's true. Look at him. He fell in love with a little boy these two days.

Wang: Eh, do you think he still has a chance?

Yan Xu: According to my analysis, this woman likes to give men unlimited reverie, which makes you feel that you have a good chance of winning, but just when you think you are determined to win, she throws cold water on your face. ...

Wang: So you mean ...?

Yan Xu: That's so lucky. Yao Yuan came back with rice cookers and mung beans.

Wang: Yo, someone's back from a date.

Yao Yuan: No, I bought a rice cooker in Wushan Street. I want to cook mung bean porridge (while talking).

Yan Xu: You don't want to turn sadness into appetite, do you?

Yao Yuan: I don't need it. At least I've been in love for more than ten years.

Wang: So, you came back from the front to offer your condolences?

Yan Xu: I haven't eaten mung bean porridge for a long time. Put more sugar in it.

Wang: It's a pity that there is no refrigerator, otherwise it would be nice to freeze food.

Yao Yuan: Who said this porridge was for you?

Wang: Huh?

Yao Yuan: Li Ling said that she really wanted to eat the mung bean porridge made by her mother. I gave her a surprise.

Yan Xu: Shameless.

Wang: dirty.

Yan Xu: Mean.

Wang: The villain.

Yan Xu: Thanks to your idea, it will spread and won't kill people.

Wang: Don't say it belongs to our dormitory.

Yan Xu: Plus your skills, what if you poison someone?

Yao Yuan: You can rest assured. I have learned to cook porridge from my mother since I was a child.

Wang: You are a man anyway. . You And there's nothing you can do

Yao Yuan: What do you know? It's called "I can't bear to let my children catch wolves". When I catch up with Tan Liling, I will ask her to send me porridge every day.

Wang: Huh?

The curtain fell.

The second girl's dormitory

Wu: Raymond, do you think Li Ling likes it?

Raymond: I think so. Look at him. He has been in love for two days.

Wu: Eh, do you think they still have a chance?

Raymond: According to my analysis, Li Ling always likes to sit next to him in class these days, and he always sends messages mysteriously when he goes back to the dormitory. As soon as Yao Yuangang got off the phone, she went downstairs immediately.

Wu: Then what do you mean ...?

Raymond: The uncooked rice is almost ripe. Tan Liling came back with mung bean porridge.

Wu: Really? Why did you come back from your date so soon?

Tan Liling: Who went on a date, so I went downstairs.

Raymond: What's this?

Tan Liling: Mung bean porridge. Yao Yuangang gave it to me.

Wu,: Oh ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ Aye ~ ~

Tan Liling: Well, it's not just for me. Everyone has a lot.

Wu: This is not his excuse. Who doesn't know this is for you (talking and eating)?

Raymond: This is due to Liling. Well, this love porridge is really delicious.

Wu: Well, this husband's porridge is really sweet.

Tan Liling: Bah, it's your husband.

Raymond: Liling, Yao Yuan is really a good boy, honest and considerate. Now which boy will cook porridge for girls?

Wu: That's, that's, that's, he's definitely an anomaly among good boys.

Tan Liling: Look at you, a bowl of porridge bought you off. Why don't you be his girlfriend?

Wu: Well, if you don't want it, I'll really consider accepting it.

Tan Liling: You are a dead girl. . . (Laughing and fighting)

Curtain falls

The fourth act: the battlefield of postgraduate entrance examination

Keywords postgraduate entrance examination

(background sound effects need to be produced) (free distribution of lines)

Wang: Will you take the postgraduate entrance examination? This is a choice.

Yao Yuan: Do you need a reason for the postgraduate entrance examination?

Wang: Don't you need it? Yao Yuan: Really?

Wang: Don't you need it?

Yao Yuan: Do you need it?

Wang: Don't you need it?

Yao Yuan: I just study with you. Why are you so serious? When two people are talking, the others are on the stage. )

Yan Xu: Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If you take the postgraduate entrance examination, you can throw both!

Wu: Postgraduate entrance examination ... lost time and gained the whole future.

Tan Liling: The postgraduate entrance examination was not successful, but comrades still have to work hard.

Raymond: I took the postgraduate entrance examination lightly and waved my sleeves, which didn't give you a chance to breathe. I passed the exam gently, just like I signed up again gently, waved my sleeves gently and took away a sweat.

All: Graduate students all over the world, unite! Sing:

Yan Xu: I look left and right. It turns out that the questions are different every time. I look, guess and guess. What a strange topic!

Wang: I admit that this is all caused by the postgraduate entrance examination. The salary after graduation is too high and tempting, and I will decide to take the postgraduate entrance examination in an instant until I am old. (The disaster caused by the moon)

Wu: I can't catch the exam proposition, and I always watch me fail. There are so many people crossing the line in the world, why can't I have one more (single love song)

Tan Liling: The most romantic thing I can think of is to accompany you to study until you are old, and you can't go anywhere when you are old. You also regard the postgraduate entrance examination materials as the treasure in your hand (the most romantic thing).

Yao Yuan: God, help me. I am an old man. I haven't even taken the exam ten times. I am a persistent candidate, and my luck hasn't come yet.

Raymond: You asked me how much I love you. I love you to some extent. Think about it. Go and have a look. Postgraduate entrance examination represents my heart. (The moon represents my heart)

Let the postgraduate entrance examination come more violently!

Act V: (Last Birthday)

Keywords dream friendship

Scene 1 dream (mysterious garden with background music)

Wu walked onto the stage alone and looked around, not knowing where he was.

Wu: I-where is this? Yan Xu appeared and was on the phone.

Wu: Yan Xuren. Yan Xu, take care of yourself. Tan Liling and Yao Yuan are talking and laughing.

Wu: Liling, Liling, you …

Tan Liling and Yao Yuan mutually assured destruction. Wang took some information and looked at it as he walked. Wu deliberately stopped in front of him. Just as Wang was about to hit her, Wang suddenly thought of something and turned and ran down.

Wu: Wang, you ... Jojo is very disappointed.

Raymond: Jojo, why are you here?

Wu: Raymond, would you like to talk to me?

Raymond: What's the matter with you? Speak so strangely.

Wu: I met you just now.

Yan Xu, Li Ling, Yao Yuan and Yang Fei all ignored me. Like I don't exist.

Raymond: Maybe they didn't see it, or maybe everyone is busy.

Wu: But-I always feel that everyone has changed. They are not the same as before, and they are no longer as dear to each other as before.

Raymond: Jojo, you are as naive as you were four years ago. Four years ago, we met unexpectedly in Huanong, but this accident doomed our separation four years later. Maybe they are right, let this classmate's affection fade away, so that when we graduate, we will be less reluctant and less worried.

Wu: But ... we have known each other for four years. Does this four-year friendship mean giving up and leaving?

Raymond: There are many four years in life, and we are just passers-by during your four years in college. Let's be good memories of each other. I have work to do. I'll go first.

Wu: Raymond, (chasing, falling, waking up)

Wu (the stage lights are dim): Was it in a dream just now? But why are they so clear? "Let's be beautiful memories of each other", why should we be memories? We can clearly feel each other and hug each other. Is graduation really an end? Say goodbye to a pure youth, a group of sincere classmates, raise your hand and go their separate ways? Is it really over?

Scene 2 Birthday

Raymond: Hello, Jojo, I'm downstairs in the dormitory.

Wu: Ah? Didn't you go home?

Raymond: Well, the company worked overtime and brought back a lot of materials to do. Can you help me get it down?

Wu: Well, ok, wait for me. Jojo walked onto the stage and waited for Ramon at the edge of the stage.

Yan Xu: Hello, yes, I'm Yan Xu. Did I pass? Second interview, oh, when, um, ok, thank you.

Wu: Yan Xu.

Yan Xu: Hello, Jojo (after a quick greeting). Tan Liling and Yao Yuan appeared together.

Tan Liling: How was work?

Yao Yuan: No, the salary of the restaurant I went to yesterday was too low. How to spend 2000 yuan a month?

Tan Liling: It's hard to find a job now, and I'm losing confidence.

Yao Yuan: Don't worry, we'll find the right one.

Tan Liling: Well, there will be a job fair for XX Company tomorrow. Let's go and have a look.

Yao Yuan: OK.

Wu: Li Ling.

Tan Liling: Jojo, why are you here?

Wu: I'm waiting.

Tan Liling: Oh, we went to eat.

Wu: Yes.

Wang trotted over with a pile of information, while Wu stood in front of him on purpose. Wang was almost hit and dropped some information on the ground.

Wang: Oh, Jojo, I almost hit it.

Wu: Hehe, where are you going in such a hurry?

Wang: I'll go ... huh? I forgot to take my resume (turn around and run down) and talk to you later ~

Wu: Alas, everyone is so busy that no one remembers what day it is today.

Raymond: Jojo.

Wu: Er, Raymond.

Raymond: You've been waiting for a long time.

Wu: No, but I just met Yan Xu and Li Ling. They're, uh, too busy to remember ... (embarrassed)

Raymond: You don't even remember today is your birthday, do you?

Wu: You ... you remember.

Raymond: How could you not remember? Don't forget that your first three birthdays were spent with us in Huanong.

Wu: Yes, but I'm afraid I can't do it this time. I had a dream yesterday. In my dream, your best friends ignored me, which was so strange. As you said, after graduation, it will always break up, so let this classmate leave lightly. I really don't want this. I don't want to see us graduate. I don't want to see us go our separate ways. I don't want to see us become strangers in the future.

Raymond: Stupid again. How can it be? Even after graduation, we will still keep in touch. Me, Yan Xu and Li Ling will all stay in Guangzhou, so we can still be together often.

Wu: But when I met them just now, they seemed to be dreaming, and none of them was as enthusiastic as before.

Raymond: That was just a joke. They all remember your birthday.

Wu: Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a child anymore.

Raymond: Look. Liling came out with a birthday cake, followed by Wang "Happy birthday to you, wish you ..."

Everyone leans in the middle of the stage to create an atmosphere. )

The lights are dim and a description is playing on the big screen. No matter how bright the lights are, six people will sing together for ten years)