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I recognized it at a glance in the vast sea of people! You are the most obscene!

1. I really envy my deskmate having such a good deskmate.

Find a chance to kill my deskmate because he knows too much.

Hey, let me copy my homework. Hey, lend me your pencil. Hey, lend me the book. Hey, watch the teacher for me. Hello, my former deskmate, I miss you.

Always point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to the deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! He shouted: Your deskmate is a pig!

6. Will you hear someone mention the word deskmate one day and then think of me and move?

7. deskmate, sorry. I used to fuck you every day, but now I'm separated. I can't do it anymore. Sorry, deskmate.

8. Yesterday, I changed the automatic reply to "then", and then my stupid deskmate chatted with it all afternoon.

9. deskmate, in the vast sea of people, I recognized you at a glance. Because you are the most eye-catching, and secondly, awkward and obscene!

10. "I think I'm in love with you." "What are you talking about at the same table?"

1 1 .10 million jokes are not as good as a sentence told by a deskmate!

12. "deskmate, deskmate, do you know that there is a group for you?" "Really, which one?" "blacklist."

13. Hungry, thirsty, looking for a deskmate, looking for a mirror, looking for a deskmate, looking for a deskmate, looking for a deskmate, looking for change, looking for a deskmate, playing cards, hugging thighs, looking for a deskmate.

14. God, you must give me a funny comparison when school starts!

15. I said to my deskmate, "Your deskmate likes you." He said, "Your deskmate likes you."

16. One day, someone put a small note on my deskmate's back. At first glance, I didn't stick it tightly, so I took a few shots on the sticker. By the way, I said, ah, there are bugs!

17. "Watch the sunset at the same table. It's beautiful. " "Talk to people" and "Don't fucking leave school"

Sentences that meet in the vast sea of people

1. The benefits of getting old are nothing to lose. /Love is not looking for a perfect person, but learning to appreciate that imperfect person with perfect eyes. /

2. You and I met in the vast sea of people, and I recognized your beauty at a glance; But you didn't recognize me and treat me as a stranger in the vast sea of people.

Meeting in the vast sea of people is the greatest fate.

No matter who meets and knows each other in the vast sea of people, it will not be smooth sailing. Only a heart that is willing to pay and knows how to be grateful can have a lifetime of love and happiness. Whether it is affection, love or friendship, knowing how to be grateful and cherish can make this relationship last for a long time.

There are not many people who really know you in this world, but how lucky you are to meet in the vast sea of people, so you should know how to cherish it.

6. We are out of place, but we meet in the vast sea of people. This is the so-called fate, right?

7. Two people who meet at a certain moment in the vast sea of people, they are doomed, but the ending is sad.

8. Because I love you, as long as you are sure, I will bravely meet and know each other in the vast sea of people. No matter who it is, it will not be smooth sailing. Only a heart that is willing to pay and knows how to be grateful can have a lifetime of love and happiness. /The world is so big and life is so long, there will always be someone who makes you want to be gentle. /It is because you are not good that I want to be with you and give you happiness. /people are not good, but the degree of bad is different. /why? I've escaped enough. I finally have a guardian around me these years, and that is you/

9. We met in the vast sea of people and parted in the noisy street. Only the process of love is quiet and beautiful. Since you can't escape the pain of love, why should you regret your original love?

10. Meeting you is the most beautiful thing in my life. Heart to heart knows each other, and emotion is related to emotion. Meeting you is the most beautiful gift for time and me. Meeting is the most beautiful thing in life. Perhaps every encounter is an accident, but it is an inevitable fate. There are different ways to meet. We all have waited, expected and dreamed. We walk or hurry in the vast sea of people, hoping that one heart can be heard by another and one person can be understood by another. So naturally, without expectation, I saw you, and you were there. You must know that I am coming, and you have been waiting. I have been expecting, quietly, just to complete that rare encounter. When I met you, I had an indescribable beauty. Since then, the mountains and rivers have become more vivid, and the depth has engraved deep thoughts.

1 1. Meet in the vast sea of people, and then be familiar and unfamiliar.

12. Smile and be kind to everyone who has appeared in your life. In the final analysis, meeting in the vast sea of people is not a kind of luck.

13. Leave in a hurry. As time goes by, don't just leave tears. Fate arranged for us to meet in the vast sea of people, not for us to leave each other with sadness.

14. We are the most familiar strangers, even if we meet in the vast sea of people, we won't know each other. No matter who meets and knows each other in the vast sea of people, it will not be smooth sailing. Only a heart that is willing to pay and knows how to be grateful can have a lifetime of love and happiness.

15. Meeting, knowing each other, cherishing each other and loving each other in the vast sea of people is what everyone wants, and how many people really get it?

16. Life is sometimes impermanent and helpless, and everyone should learn to adapt. There are not many people who really understand you in this world, and how lucky you are to meet them in the vast sea of people.

What is fate? It is the joy that you and I meet and know each other in the vast sea of people; What is fate? It's the fear that you and I can't meet in the same building.

18. Meeting in the vast sea of people is a kind of fate.

19. Thank you for meeting me in the vast sea of people. Meeting you is a bit of luck in my life. You are so versatile that I can't help liking you. I only like you as good as a fan.

20. What is fate? Fate is the meeting at the crossroads, and it is the hand in hand on the world of mortals; The reason is that 10 thousand spring flowers bloom together and two autumn leaves fall together; Fate is the dialogue between mountains and water, and the meeting of the sun and the moon. It is fate to meet and know each other in the vast sea of people, and it is also fate to disappear without forgetting. Meeting is a happy disaster and a wrong beauty. Forgetting each other is a confusing beginning and a clear ending.

2 1. What made us meet in the vast sea of people, perhaps just because of fate. What makes us part after vows of eternal love, maybe it's just karma.

22. You and I are destined to meet in the vast sea of people. Sooner or later, everything is doomed.

23. No matter who meets and knows each other in the vast sea of people, it will not be smooth sailing. Only a heart that is willing to pay and knows how to be grateful can have a lifetime of love and happiness.

24. The bird fell in love with a fish, and it rained heavily in the desert. We met in the vast sea of people, shared joys and sorrows with everyone on the road, and made each other's short lives long and interesting. Life is really beautiful, isn't it?

25. In order to break all the preparations you have made for the planned life trajectory, meeting is an accident that you have been looking forward to. A short message with a booking receipt flashed on the screen of the mobile phone. When she looked up, the bird fell in love with a fish, and it rained heavily in the desert. We meet in the vast sea of people, share joys and sorrows with everyone on the road, and make each other's short lives long and interesting. Life is wonderful, isn't it?

26. In the wilderness of time, we grew up and went crazy, and finally met in the vast sea of people.

27. Although there are a hundred possibilities for us to pass by, I always believe that there will be such a fate to meet in the vast sea of people.

28. Have you forgotten your destiny just to meet in the vast sea of people?

29. I met in the vast sea of people, but I got lost in the dim light.

30. It is not easy to meet in the vast sea of people. You should cherish every feeling in your life.

3 1. I hope I have the ability to predict, so that I can find you in the vast sea of people and meet you early.

We have come and gone so many times, but we still meet in the vast sea of people, even if we just pass by.

33. The world of mortals, you and I are both passers-by, the clouds are light and the wind is light, and the flowers are left behind, remembering those years that can't be left behind. Meteor-like feeling is that I am glad that I have left, and it is a rare fate to meet and know each other in the rolling world of mortals and the vast sea of people. Still grateful for the cold wind, Leng Yue.

In the vast sea of people, it is also fate to like the same person. The world is so big that we meet and chat with each other from all corners of the world. This is a wonderful fate.

35. We met and separated in the vast sea of people, gaining and losing.

36. Meeting ~ is such a touching term. In this vast sea of people, how many encounters pass by every day, and how many people rush by every day. I really envy those who pass you by ~

37. Meeting in the vast sea of people is fate.

38. Two people are lucky to meet in the vast sea of people. Don't force anything else.

39. It's the saddest parting moment again. Thank you very much for taking care of me this year, taking me to eat delicious food, delicious food, and taking me out to surf and play games. When I am far away from home, I am not lonely at all. Nice to meet you. I sincerely hope that you will get better and better in the future. I will cry when I come to Guangzhou, and I will cry when I go home. It is not easy to meet each other and attract each other in the vast sea of people.

40. Will there be a person who suddenly feels that we can have a different ending when you meet in the vast sea of people one day?

4 1. Maybe I'm not so lucky. I met him in the vast sea of people from the beginning. Perhaps it was the sudden heartbeat that softened my heart.

42. We met in the vast sea of people, and how to live in the future is fate. Persistence is very tiring, just please live well. I'm sorry for you before, but I'll make it up to you when I have the chance. If there is no chance, I will live a good life without disturbing. This is my last gentleness.

43. If we can meet in the vast sea of people, I will go with you, whether in this life or in the afterlife.

44. Maybe sometimes we can meet in the vast sea of people, just to prove that we are destined.

45. I have no regrets about having you in this life, but I am greedy and willing to live in the next life. We can still meet in the vast sea of people.

46. When we meet in the vast sea of people, we will eventually part in youth.

47. There is no afterlife in life, so why not cherish this life? Cherish the fate of meeting, knowing each other and falling in love in the vast sea of people. This is a rare love, and you have no regrets in this life.

48. Meet in the vast sea of people and get lost in the vast sea of people.

49. The world is so big that it is enough to meet in the vast sea of people.

QQ Space Classic: Who do I meet in a sea of people?

1, London Sigh, listen to Sydney.

2. Your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

3. Under the blue sky is sunshine; Come through thick and thin; Failure is experience; Success is brilliant.

4, the heart is often the biggest liar, others can lie to you for a while, but will lie to you for a lifetime.

5. Hug for the last time, but put a tearful smile aside and say good luck all the way.

6. The ideal way is to give us some resources and reserve spiritual happiness.

7. Your name is angular, which just fits into the vacant position of the same shape in my heart and is completely stuck there.

8. I won't keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just as I won't chew what I spit.

9. Brother's psychological quality is as good as no psychological quality.

10, as long as you stand up more times than you fall down, that's success.

1 1. Who did I meet in the sea of people?

12, a * * * 700 yuan, I'll pay 77 down payment and pay off the other seven years.

13, I just want to spend some time with you, but I don't even give sympathy.

14,-Friend or lover, if you don't really treat me, why should I treat you sincerely?

15, nothing failed except giving up trying!

16, life must be colorful, but it must not be messy.

17, really sad, there will be no expression, no emotion, no words; Silence is the greatest undercurrent.

18, the energy is as big as the thought.

19, I won't be bound by anything from now on.

20, mantis catches cicada, yellowbird is behind.

2 1, you made me understand what love me, love my dog.

22. An ideal book is the key to wisdom. tolstoy

He is not my lover, but the one I love.

Being deeply loved by someone will give you strength, and loving someone deeply will give you courage.

QQ space classic nice to talk about the vast sea of people, who did I meet?

1. I will hold your hand and cross the busy street.

2. You are the realization of my pain.

The most romantic thing I can think of is tossing and turning only with you.

4. Don't say that women are casual, casual? Why are only women right? Nahong

5. Who did I meet in the sea of people?

6. Men should not be as melodramatic as women.

7. Lonely, empty, boring and boring life

8. The teacher said. . At our present age. . Not making money. Now is not the time to save money. . .

9. All that can be taken away is rubbish.

10. My world never needs men's extra foil.

1 1. Is the legendary swordsman that beautiful?

12. Say that I am a disgrace to the whole world. Have you been nice to me? ......

13. I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

14. I broke up with my other half in my dream last night, and I cried so sadly. When I woke up, I found that I had no partner, and I cried even more sadly.

15. I am really proud of my heart. It is full of holes, abandoned, stabbed and still alive.

16. I want to change the time, change the place, forget everything and start over.

17. You like me and you are mine. If you don't like me, it's mine. As long as I like you. I like you. You must be mine.

18. Sometimes I don't know whether I'm listening to a song or myself.

19. Reject the feelings of three yuan an hour.

20. Will you blame me if I forget your existence?

2 1. She is in the past tense, and you are in the present continuous tense. ........

22. You can even turn shit into spring mud to protect flowers.

I loved, cried and laughed for you, but in the end you didn't want me.

24. It's just you garbage, don't worry.

25. Time can't take away my thoughts of you, but it makes my memory clearer.