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Please send a good morning message to your girlfriend tomorrow morning, which is innovative, funny and appropriate.

1. Is there anyone from the earth? No, Martians are coming for you.

I need to see you.

Prepare to burn paper

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Please answer quickly.

Is anyone breathing?

I want to spend thousands of dollars to buy you a smile.

Unfortunately, I only have 800 on me.

I want to light a bright lamp to make you laugh.

Unfortunately, environmental protection advocates low carbon. Good morning.

3. If you don't want to talk to me.

Just reply: Hello.

If you want to talk to me,

Just reply: Dear X, hello.