Double eleven WeChat asks for a red envelope.

1. Do you know that I have been thinking about you? Will it be bankrupt to give me a red envelope? How dare you laugh … you lose weight as much as you send me!

2. "Give me two yuan to buy something for you ..." After you sent a red envelope with great enthusiasm, he replied "Buy a lesson" and was immediately choked.

3. Hello everyone! I am a child from the mountains. I always climb to the top of the mountain for several hours before I find the signal. I hope everyone can give me a QQ red envelope in private and let me experience the Spring Festival of the city people, ok? Don't send it in groups, the network in the mountain is slow, so I can't grab it ~ I'm disconnected again. I want to change the mountain.

4. People who like me can send 5.2 yuan of WeChat red envelopes in advance, 11.11 yuan for those who want to spend the Double Eleven with me, 88.88 yuan for those who think they are local tyrants, 52 yuan for those who love me the most, and 1314 for my whole life, 15 yuan for those who think I am a good person, 1 yuan for those who think I am cute, 6 yuan for those who look ordinary, and 2 yuan for those who think I am ugly. If you want to cut your robe and break your righteousness, you don't have to have a red bag for friends, haha. It's time to witness the feelings!

5. Kneel for a red envelope

6. Everyone paid me 1 yuan by WeChat, and then I pulled the payer into a WeChat group, and then sent the received red envelopes to everyone in the form of WeChat ordinary red envelopes, with the amount of red envelopes being 1, 2, 3 and 4 times that of 1 yuan respectively. The specific number is determined according to the amount received, with a total of ***1.

7. Send a private bag

8. What a bachelor needs most is a normal heart, and his girlfriend can't worry. If he wants peace of mind, he will always be happy; If you fail, you will be happy if you persevere. I wish all bachelors in the world a normal heart until they bid farewell to singles!

9. The sun is shining on your face, the stars are infatuated with your eyes, the moonlight illuminates your dreams, and the pearls protect your safety. On Singles' Day, I wish you a bright future!

1. It's my Singles' Day soon, and I really don't want to be a bachelor any more! Marry me! If you don't marry me, I will ... marry you!

11. There is no gift on Singles' Day. I want to send you a beautiful woman. The indications are: loneliness, lack of feelings, and loneliness; Side effects: you will become a meal card, wallet and porter; Efficacy: Happy Singles Day!

12. I thought it was not suitable for the bleak atmosphere of Singles' Day to have a pair on both sides of the month, but on the month, squinting at the other couple over there suddenly added a Leng Yan-like temperament, and the top of the skull was covered with a golden light, which was a terrible thing from the sky! !

13. singles day schedule: eat a deep-fried dough stick in the morning, and leave it aside; Take two buses, one to work and one to get off work; Eat on time at noon; Eat with a pair of chopsticks, a pair of left hand and a pair of right hand; Go shopping with a pair of crutches, one on each shoulder.

14. Singles' Day slogan: Take happiness as the goal, take the object as the direction, go for what is beautiful, rush for what is beautiful, try what is not beautiful, and endure what is unbearable. Only by getting rid of singles can there be a future, and it will be really bright if Singles' Day is no longer celebrated.

15. Are there any heroes tired? Tired in breathing! There are no heroes' tears, crying in loneliness! There is no hero's thunder, which exploded on Singles Day! Single place, no sadness! Happy holidays, bachelor hero!

16. I have a thorough understanding of what is love in the world. Emotional things really can't be too blind. It's you who can't stop it, not you who can't stay, and other people's wives can't be easily contacted, no matter how good they are. As the saying goes, if the skin doesn't exist, the hair will be attached to it. If I go OVER it, where can I find my wife? What's more, life is short, and there are many things worth cherishing and caring for. Although the aura of love is dazzling, it is not the whole of life after all.

17. I am a wandering bachelor. Every time I stay, I rent a house for a living and have no fixed place. Since I met you, I really want to have a home, one with you. Singles' Day, please take me home if you like!

18. The monitor who doesn't give candy to everyone on Singles Day should kiss the math class representative! ! !

19. Sometimes it makes me fucking angry to think about it. Why do you think a rich man can keep n mistresses? Is it just for the sake of rights and wealth that we can be free from moral constraints and ignore our bachelors and seize countless resources? It is also strange that women are too sophisticated and eager for money and status. I only know garden houses and villas, and I have subverted the concept of true feelings.

2. It doesn't matter if I'm a bachelor. I don't remember my past life. I don't give gifts on Singles Day. I just send messages on my mobile phone. I don't forget to bless each other. My blessing is with you. Your blessing is with me. May our Singles Day be happy and sweet!

21. If you are single, you will be clean. It's good to be single, and you won't be lovelorn and have no troubles. I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

22. Today is Singles' Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor any more. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will ... I will marry you.

23. remarried, and the frog has a baby. what are you waiting for?

24. On Singles' Day, good sisters make good suggestions, and see through that men have cheats, literate pens, fashionable clothes, rich money to wear watches, physical strength to drink fresh milk, unrealistic romance, and no room for quasi-singleness.

25. Singles don't have to worry. The beauties in the world join Beidou. First think about freedom, work hard, and then earn enough money. I wish you a sweet love as soon as possible, my friend. Happy Singles' Day!

26. I'll send the blessing message, and the bachelor will laugh heartily. Festivals, big or small, are really lively and happy. Everything is blown off with the wind, and you will have no troubles!

27. The green onion said: I am an innocent bachelor. The bamboo stick said: I am a single man who is unyielding. Noodles say: I am a bachelor who is soft when I meet water. Chopsticks said: I am a well-informed bachelor. Carrot said: I am a red and purple bachelor. Fried dough sticks said: I am a bachelor who is too soft-hearted and suffering. Road car said: No matter manual or automatic, I am the most popular bachelor.

28. I don't smoke myself, but I especially like ZIPPO, not because of anything else. Single men should have such a lighter around. It's funny to say that when they are lonely, they will hear the crisp sound, and sometimes they smell the burnt gasoline, which seems to tell you-a bachelor, buying me is like marrying a wife, with little money, to be happy!

29. You lose weight as much as you send me!

3. Without a red envelope, we can't talk about double eleven happiness.

31. Friend, send it?

32. I missed you in those years, but today, I don't want to miss your red envelope again!

33. Isn't there a little big red envelope in this world?

34. I will remember you, because a red envelope can't betray our feelings, can it?

35. If you can express your feelings with a red envelope, don't send any blessings, and the blessings may not come true, but the red envelope can definitely be cashed out.

36. We don't need to look at a person's usual performance. As long as we look at the amount of red envelopes he has given out these days, we can conclude that he is a noble person, a pure person, and a person who is out of low taste.

37. The good-looking person has given me a red bag, and the ugly one is still hesitating.

38. I've been discussing something with you for so long that I want to ask you a serious question. Send me a red envelope to buy something to eat, will you?

39. It's the big day to give red envelopes again!

4. Don't we have red envelopes besides the Double Eleven happiness?