The funniest joke in the world

The funniest joke in the world

1. I bought a bag of oranges and before I had time to eat them, my roommate peeled them open and put them in his mouth without saying hello. I kindly reminded him not to eat the oranges. If you eat too much, you will easily get angry! He didn't take it seriously and was fine. After saying that, he reached out to get it again, with no intention of stopping. You're not done yet, are you? Losing my patience, I picked up the bench and threw it at him. I told you that eating oranges makes people get angry easily, but you don’t believe it, Cao!

2. A comedian told people that every time he asked his mother for money when he was young, her mother always said, "What do you think I look like, like a bank?" In fact, the actor said, for a teenage child, parents are the bank. If you really go to the bank and ask for money, the teller will definitely say, "What do you think I look like, like your mother?"

3. My son is eighteen and will take the college entrance examination this year. Study every day and talk about it every day. He said, "If you can't get into college and can't even find a wife, don't even think about having children." My son said, if you want to watch your child play, hurry up and have a baby with my dad. I have to study and don’t have time to have a baby.

4. I forgot to put the air conditioner remote control there. After searching around, I had no choice but to find it on Baidu. Enter what to do if the air conditioner remote control is lost, and the first result is, check if it is placed on the air conditioner (please keep the reprint from). I suddenly realized it, climbed onto the bed and touched the air conditioner, and it was really there! Du Niang You are indeed omnipotent!

5. My friend’s son was eight years old and he was learning Taekwondo in his spare time. One day, he got into a fight with a classmate at school and got three stitches on his head. The friend was called to school and was raped. The parent of the child who was beaten apologized and paid for the medical expenses. He went home at night and beat his son hard. While beating him, he angrily asked his son, "Is it in vain that I spent so much money to send you to learn Taekwondo every day?" Are you using bricks?

6. I got lost in the wild with my girlfriend. I didn’t eat for three days and three nights. Looking at my girlfriend’s desperate expression, I bit into her mouth with hunger. Face, don’t tell me, this fan is pretty strong.

7. The reporter went to visit the master. The master meditated for 4 hours every day. When the reporter got there, he said to the master, Master, you meditate for 4 hours every day. , why, the master said, I absorbed the essence of the world for the first two hours. The reporter thought that the master had nothing to say, so he said shyly. , couldn't stand up...

8. I bought a scratch-off ticket and won 400. I ran home happily and told my wife. After we were happy for a long time, my wife said. , Hand it over. .

9. A said to B, "My son often does some improper things recently and refuses to listen to me. He said he only listens to idiots. Please give me some advice." My son! B.

10. A. Donor, I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and want to donate something to you! B. Oh, I wonder what the master wants to donate? Female donor, have you heard of it in broad daylight?

11. There were two people in the dormitory betting on quitting smoking. Whoever wanted to smoke first would give the other 100 yuan. At nine o'clock in the evening, one of them finally couldn't help it. I smoked one in the bathroom, and another idiot said: I don’t want the 100 yuan, so you can let me smoke one too

12. His father is a big shot in the military, and his brother works in a Western company His job and favorable conditions fostered his domineering character. Once, he caused trouble in the bathing city and beat to death the security guard and the boss's son who came after Wen Xun. He blocked the boss at the door of the court and beat him severely under the pressure of public opinion. Forced to commit suicide, he suddenly appeared again. He was Nezha.

13. Many people like to choose C when they are not good at multiple-choice questions. Some analysts say that this is because C stands for Correct. It gives people a strong psychological hint. ---I think this statement is very far-fetched. The real reason is that C represents Cao. I choose C just to vent my dissatisfaction. I don’t know how to choose C! !

14. I have an 11-year-old son at home. Today I told him that the red tickets he earns when he grows up and goes to work should be given to his mother for safekeeping. My son stared at me and said, "No, then I will lose all my food money." I said I would give you change, and my son replied, Oh, then I will change all the red tickets into zero.

15. A. I think I am afraid of heights. B. Then take it out and let me see it! A. I said, I am afraid of heights.

B. Yes! Take out your certificate!

16. Kidnapping, I cover your eyes quietly; Heart disease, you are the eternal pain in my chest; Gloating at misfortune, when the old cat is kicked out by its owner, the mouse comes out to see him off; Killing with a borrowed knife, It's about a robber who was so poor that he didn't even have a knife; the generation gap, he just got used to his son's long hair, and he shaved his head; the apple, its most glorious moment was when it hit Newton on the head;

17. The doctor told me to hold my urine for color ultrasound at 3:30 in the afternoon. I was very obedient and couldn’t hold it in any longer. . . Sir, tell me what the twenty people in front of you are doing? You want to suffocate me to death! ! !

18. Just now my dad sent me a text message and heard from my colleagues that there is a neon Christmas tree more than ten meters high in front of the station. It is very beautiful. I will pick you up in the car to have a look at it tonight? I was just beautiful, and suddenly I received a text message from my mother, "You can eat by yourself tonight, Mom is out." Just as I was wondering, I received another text message from my father three minutes later. I sent it wrong just now. It was sent to your mother. Just find a fluorescent lamp and see for yourself.

19. In the morning, my wife and I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the marriage formalities. On the way out, I accidentally asked, "Is this where you can apply for the divorce certificate?" . . I'm kneeling on the washboard at home right now.

20. It is said that a prisoner was executed because the bullets were produced by a counterfeit factory. The first shot did not go out, the second shot did not go out, and then the third and fourth shots... . The prisoner couldn't stand it anymore, so he cried and said a classic saying, "Brother, don't waste bullets anymore, just strangle me to death. This is so damn scary!"

21. My daughter is getting smarter and smarter. I was eating out today and I was walking back with two pieces of cream cake. I accidentally dropped one on the way. When my daughter saw it, she immediately yelled, "Dad, you've lost that piece!"

22. A gentleman drank a glass of brandy in a bar. When checking out, the waitress looked at the money carefully and said with a serious face, "Sir, the money you paid is fake!" The gentleman raised his head and asked casually, "Is your brandy real?"

23. Question, how can I praise the goddess’ beauty in one sentence and also express my love in a weak way. Reply: If my mother had a wife like you, she wouldn’t have to worry about her grandson being ugly.

24. A candle died in an accident. The police investigated and found that the match was the biggest suspect, so they took the match away. In the police station. Police, matches, why do you want to kill the candle? Matches, Mr. Policeman, I am not guilty. We went camping that day, and the candle said that it could not be seen at night, so I had to light it.

25. I plan to go to get the certificate with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her and I said, have you thought clearly? Are you sure you want to collect the certificate from me? She nodded solemnly, and I felt relieved. I also said, if you get angry after a quarrel, you can't break up casually. She said, I know, I want to divorce.

26. I’m really sorry. My mysophobia is really serious. I saw a girl in the bar who was too dirty, so I forcibly dragged her to my house and gave her a bath. This is what happened, Judge.

27. A disabled man went to the car to beg and met an insurance seller. When he asked him for money, the insurance officer in turn sold him insurance. . . Disabled people say insurance is good, but I have no money? The insurance officer replied, "It's okay. If you want it, it will be available later. I'll wait for you!"

28. The foreign ambassador originally planned to present a pair of precious and rare canaries as a gift. However, one died before it could be delivered to the king. The ambassador had no choice but to grab another local canary to replenish his supply. The king was very happy to see the precious canary, but he didn't understand why there was a local one in the cage? "Because this canary is abroad... ..." The ambassador replied

29. It was raining heavily and I hurriedly took a taxi back to the hotel. After getting out of the car, I found that my phone was gone. I couldn't care less about the heavy rain. I ran after the taxi and shouted, "Master." After parking the car and running for more than a hundred meters, I found that I was holding the phone in my left hand.

But at this time, the driver had stopped the car and asked me, what's wrong? I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master, "Please drive slower when the rain is heavy." Later, the master married his daughter to me

30. Manager, after reading your resume, it is true that you have been hired by our company. Hired! Thank you, manager! Manager, you have many advantages, tell me what others you have! I want to get to know you better so I can assign work! My, my shortcoming is honesty! Manager, honesty? This is not a shortcoming! I, really? Damn fat man!

31. My mother called me and said, your cousin brought a girlfriend home yesterday, when will you bring one back too? I put down the phone and immediately rented a girlfriend to take home. When my mother saw her, she said, "Isn't this the girl your cousin brought home yesterday?"

32. A. If you could travel to the past, what would you do? B. I want to plant a durian tree in Newton’s yard. C. Go and replace Edison’s hens with roosters. Ding persuaded Lu Xun to study medicine.

33. The doctor asked, how did the patient fracture? Answer: I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes against the telephone pole. I shook and shook. Someone thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks. The doctor asked, how did the patient break his fracture? Answer: I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes against the telephone pole. I shook and shook. Someone thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks.

34. My sister and I were watching TV together. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, they are all mine. Mom said angrily, one for each person. Then Liz happily snatched one from her sister's hand and said with a smile, "Mom." My mother snatched it back from my hand, took a big bite, and said expressionlessly, I'm not talking about you.

35. The reporter went to the scene to arrest the suspect in a car with pol.ice. In the car, pol.ice told the reporter that our captain was already at the scene to investigate. . . Then the reporter pointed to a person outside the car and said, the big fat man wearing a vest, shorts, slippers, and holding a fan in his hand looked suspicious. Could he be a suspect? Pol.ice said, that is our captain. . .

36. I had an infusion in the hospital for a cold. When changing the dressing, I asked the nurse if your nurse uniforms were not as good-looking as those on TV. The little sister said without looking back, what you are looking at is the Japanese and Korean version of the nurse uniform, not mine.

37. A. I wanted to find out what kind of person my goddess was, so I followed her trumpet. B. Then what? A. She slapped her in the face and kicked her out of the toilet. It turned out to be the trumpet!

38. Long jump The PE teacher asked a very fat man to do long jump. The students were surprised. The teacher asked if he could jump into the pit. The fat man proudly said, "Teacher, it doesn't matter where I jump. What's important is that I jump there. Those are all pitfalls."

39. Three children chatting together about what is the most poisonous thing! Child A, mosquitoes are the most poisonous. My brother’s hand was bitten by a mosquito and it was red and itchy. Child B: Wasps are the most poisonous. My brother was stung on the face by a wasp and it is still swollen and painful. Child C thought for a long time and said, I don’t know what hit my sister. Her belly is swollen and round!

40. Husband, how much blessings did I have to go through in my previous life to find such a good wife like you! Wife, it’s not your blessing, it’s the evil I committed in my previous life!

41. I just finished washing my socks and underwear and went to the restroom. When I came back, I saw that my roommate was holding my underwear and sniffing it! I'm scared. . . Just then, this guy said, "Fuck, you're using my fucking laundry detergent again." . .

42. Exercise can really change a person's destiny. My wife followed the teachings of Lao Wang next door and started running with him in the morning five years ago. She has not come back yet.

43. Opposite the building where I live is another residential building. Yesterday morning I was watching the scenery on the balcony and saw a beautiful girl in the building opposite waving to me with a handkerchief through the window, so I waved to her too. Then she ran to another window and waved to me again, and I waved to her again, and then she left again. It was only when she waved to me again at the third window that I realized that she was cleaning the windows.

44. At dusk, I jog on the industrial road.

A young man ran up from behind me and shouted in my ear, "Run!" What happened? I asked the young man next to me. Run quickly. The young man ran ahead of me. After I quickly chased for 500 meters, I asked breathlessly, what happened? You are running too slow. The young man left me and ran forward on his own.

45. A man and woman went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register. The office staff asked, have they had a pre-marital physical examination? The girl shyly whispered and checked, she is already three months old! The funniest jokes in 2020

The funniest jokes in 20xx

1. I received my marriage certificate with my wife. After receiving it, I asked her: What do you think? Did you say that to me? Let me tell you this: I will never worry about unwanted pregnancies again!

2. Why do I feel dizzy when looking at the computer? Your computer may be infected by a Trojan horse! What Trojan makes users feel dizzy?

3. I haven’t had sex with a female agent for a long time, so I asked her out today when I opened a good apartment. I hugged her: You are so beautiful today! Her: You are so sweet, so why haven’t you asked me out for so long? I said against my will: I’m busy, I’ll make up for it all for you today! Her: My relatives are here. I was frustrated: Then think of something else! Her: I have a sore throat and hemorrhoids. I really can’t do anything! Me: Then go and wash your face

4. Pick up a mobile phone, a pink and tender mobile phone case. I unlocked the password and looked at the address book. I sent all the spare tire notes to my husband. I don’t have enough money. The account number is ******. I won’t tell you. . After I collected the money, the text messages really kept ringing. .

5. For a president, the New Year is coming soon, his job has been lost, his salary has stopped, and his year-end bonus is gone. Presidents are like this. If they don't do well, they will be laid off and eliminated! What reason do we have for not working hard and struggling!

6. A friend went to a construction site to apply for a job. The boss of the construction site said he would pay 800 per month and no food would be provided. Should he do it? The buddy said angrily: I have been hanging out at major construction sites since I was 16 years old. Do you think I am a freshly graduated college student? The boss hurriedly said: Sorry, sorry, it's my fault. Do you think it's okay to provide food and housing with 6,000 yuan per month?

7. What does it feel like to be single for a long time? I met a young woman leading her child on the road after get off work. When we walked side by side in a row, I felt like I was the head of the family!

8. My buddy once had a female best friend, but she never had a boyfriend. She secretly told me that she was infertile and did not want to harm others. The day I fell out of love, she got drunk with me and we stayed in a hotel for one night. Now, looking at my one-month-old son, I can't help but tell him that your mother is a liar!

9. When I was eating in a restaurant, my colleague came over and said that I had too much rice. He put a large piece of rice on my plate. Then he said it was a courtesy and took away the biggest piece of meat on my plate. .

10. A buddy went to take the IELTS test. During the oral test, after reading the questions, he habitually said, "I'll do it tomorrow." The examiner knew a little Chinese and asked what it meant. He said that this is how we Chinese use the power of the sun to motivate ourselves when we encounter major problems!

11. My wife has a cold, and she has to carry food and water to the bed, and she even has to be helped when she goes to the toilet. But when she heard that clothes were on sale online, she jumped up and was full of energy on her mobile phone. After choosing for half an hour, after paying, I went back to bed and instantly entered a state of illness. .

12. There is a pretty girl in the office who is the goddess of all losers. Everyone likes to joke with her and have fun no matter what happens. . . Today, the losers collectively teased her again. When they talked about some dirty jokes, the goddess blushed slightly, became anxious, and said loudly: I am still a cucumber girl~

13. Maturity of a person , is not reflected in how many achievements we have achieved, but in the face of those people and things we hate, we do not cater to or resist them, we just smile indifferently. When your heart can accommodate a lot of things you don't like, this is called aura!

14. An old lady hurriedly went to the police station to report that her grandson Dahuang was missing. When the pol.ice heard that this was a big deal, he comforted the old lady not to worry and asked about the specific circumstances of the disappearance. . . When the police asked about Dahuang's physical characteristics, the old lady said that Dahuang is 5 years old this year, has yellow hair, strong limbs, a docile personality, and has never bitten anyone. . .

15. My good friend who has always been single suddenly invited us to dinner. Everyone thought he had found a girlfriend.

Only when I got to the hotel did I learn from him that today is the tenth anniversary of his blind date

16. My wife was drunk and came home very late. Wife: Husband, I have acquired a super power. , do you want to try it?

17. In the shopping mall, woman: What do you think home is? Man: Wherever you are, that’s my home. Her: Then I won’t be polite when I come to your house, I can just take it.

18. I feel a little weird when I wake up every day recently. I always feel that things in my home have been touched. I suspect that someone has sneaked in secretly, so I installed surveillance cameras at home. I looked back at the surveillance the next morning, my God! I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat. I didn't expect that he would be so handsome when I was sleeping!

19. One night at three o'clock, the duty room received a call from the Municipal Bureau of Level 3 police. The caller said that the roof of his bungalow had collapsed and the situation was urgent. Please ask pol.ice for rescue. While pol.ice calmed the caller, he quickly dispatched the police. When asked about the caller’s location, the caller suddenly said: I’m sorry, police officer! I just had a dream!

20. Husband: Wife, there’s a hole in my sock. Wife: Cut your nails, aren’t they too long? Husband: Yes, I haven’t cut my nails for a long time. Wife, wife, I also have a hole in my underwear. My wife glanced at me sideways and said: That must be shit.

21. Go shopping with your girlfriend. There was a beautiful woman sitting opposite, wearing a short skirt. I subconsciously squatted down and pretended to be looking for something to take a peek, but my girlfriend noticed me: What did you see? I pulled my girlfriend and squatted down: Look, you two are wearing matching clothes

22. Husband: What super power is this? Wife: I just can put the hat on your head without using my hands.

Twenty-three. My blood pressure has been a little low recently. I was a little groggy last night. I asked my husband to make me a cup of brown sugar water. My husband went there and couldn’t find it for most of the day. To brown sugar, I said as long as it’s sugar~ When I saw the chewing gum floating in the cup, I just wanted him to continue sleeping on the sofa

24. Courier: You Is it Guan Yin? Come to the doorman to pick up your express delivery. Recipient: I am still Tathagata Buddha. Did you type it wrong? Courier: That's right. I have a shipment for you. The consignee is Guan Yin. Recipient: It’s your sister’s fault. My name is Zheng Yue.

25. Learn to maintain a certain degree of loneliness in the crowd, and don’t tell others immediately if you have any ideas. Also, never take what others say too seriously. You can't expect too much from others, either morally or ideologically. You should develop an attitude of indifference and indifference to the opinions of others, because this is one of the most practical means of cultivating praiseworthy tolerance.

Twenty-six, I was too lazy to grab red envelopes. In the afternoon, I grabbed a 50-yuan Rolls-Royce car purchase voucher, a 20-yuan cash voucher for traveling to ten European countries, and a 100-yuan sea view villa purchase voucher in Sanya. Just now, I actually grabbed a 1 million red envelope and a 1 million Boeing 747 aircraft voucher. I was so excited!

Twenty-seven. There was a rich second generation who wanted to find a wife. He said that the city was too open, so he decided to find a girl in the village to get married. Later, he found one. On the wedding day, the rich second generation asked him, do you know? What is love? The girl in the village said she didn't know. After she finished doing it, the woman said, "I'll take the test. This is called love. I used to do it every day when I was herding cattle with my cousin."

Twenty-eight. Three months ago, the young man made an appointment with a girl online, and then met in a coffee shop. The girl ordered three bottles of red wine and a fruit plate, and the bill cost more than 10,000. . . Three months later, the young man came to the police to report that he had been cheated. He did not ask for arrest or to get his money back, but he just came to the police to talk to the police about how uncomfortable he felt. .

Twenty-nine, I bought a new Regal and drove it with special fuel consumption. Well, cars with GM pedigree all have this virtue. Yes, but that's not the main reason. So what's the main reason? The main reason is that I don't know the truth.

Thirty, the wind is not bad, my wife insists on wearing a skirt when going out. As soon as I left the house, my wife pulled me back and asked: Why are we going? Wife replied: Feng Da goes home and changes his pants. I am very surprised: you actually showed your brain today. . . Then the second-rate wife said something that scared me to the point of peeing: It’s so windy, I have to change into a pair of beautiful underwear. . .

31. Do you have a partner? Been together for N years. Why not get married? Does your family object? No, the state objects. This is the most sober and tragic coming out I have ever heard.

32. Spend time hating the people you hate, and you will have less time to love the people you like. If you spend time worrying about the things that make you unhappy, you will have less time to experience the things that make you happy. Hate, annoyance, anxiety, and sadness are all brought by others, but time is yours. So saving your own time is more important than anything else.

33. Cheating is like driving a car. Men know how to apply the brakes when they are on the verge of cheating, but women often cannot tell the difference between the brake and the accelerator.

Thirty-four. My father scolded me in the morning: I am almost 30 years old and have accomplished nothing. I just know how to play all day long. Look at other people’s families, most of them have opened companies like yours. I said casually: You are about the same age as Jack Ma, look at that. Dad was silent for a moment and looked at me with wide eyes. Should I run?

Thirty-five. The electronic violation processing hall is overcrowded, and each person has a numbering list in his hand. The eldest sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, why did you finish it at the front of the queue? Me: Beauty, my car is forced to be deducted and 12 points are deducted at one time. I am a VIP! Sister. . .

Thirty-six. A woman always thinks her husband is incompetent. Quarrel said to her husband: I brought everything in the house when I got married, including the TV, air conditioner, and washing machine. . . What did you say you had? Her husband took one look at the child and said: Do you dare to say that you also brought the child from home?

37. I remember when I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, girls didn’t wear bras yet. The girl sitting diagonally across from me had big cuffs, so I was studying during class when I suddenly felt like someone was watching. I saw a wretched smiling face through the other cuff, and we looked at each other and smiled, each busy with his own business

38. Walking on the road, I saw a beggar on the side of the street. He looked so pitiful in his ragged clothes. I quickly helped him buy meat buns. After a while, the beggar and I were eating hot buns. He looked at me with tears: Thank you, kindhearted person, but why did you use my money to buy buns? ?

Thirty-nine. I went to dinner with my best friend. A handsome guy came over and actually said that he wanted to sleep with my sister and asked her to give me a price. My sister was immediately annoyed and she was scolded by him. :Grandma, what do you think of your sister? You have to spend money to sleep with her?

When I was forty, I had just married my wife for a few days. Once, I didn’t see her back after nine o’clock in the evening. I asked her if she was working overtime, and then she said on the phone: I forgot. After I got married, I went straight back to my parents’ home... My wife has amnesia and I can’t afford to hurt her!

41. I have been working as a nanny for a year. At first, my family didn’t understand me, saying that I was not like a grown man, especially my wife, who actually wanted to divorce me because of this. I think I What happened to being a nanny? A grown man can’t do that, why? This has been my ideal since childhood! Do you think grown men can’t be nannies?

42. Don’t live like a victim and rush to tell everyone about your misfortune. One day you will find that you have to taste the ups and downs by yourself, and you have to live the long life by yourself. What you have experienced is just a story in the eyes of others. Don't tell others everything from your heart. Growing up is inherently an isolated process. In the process, you have to work hard to become stronger and then take charge of yourself. The best waiting in the world is called hope for the future

We love each other, we dream, we are tempered into steel in the difficult days,

We laugh Tell yourself a better future.

——"Some days, you have to get through it by yourself"

We all have to travel far away in the end, and we all have to say goodbye to our immature selves. Maybe the journey is a little difficult and a little lonely, but only after getting through the pain can we grow. ——Haizi

When we walk in the world wearing armor, we can always feel that the people we love are close at hand but out of reach. ——Janet Winterson

Everything that appears in life cannot be owned, it can only be experienced. Those who know this deeply will understand: there is no such thing as loss, but just passing; there is no such thing as failure, but just experience. Look at life with a browsing heart. All gains and losses, hidden and revealed, are scenery and customs. ——Zhaxi Ram Duoduo

Going to and from work day after day, I feel like I am spinning in circles and the world is boring and static.

But some small things remind you that the world is actually in motion, such as the gradually decreasing deposits in the bank, such as the gradually enlarging pores on the face, such as the gradually fading talent in the mind, such as the gradually blurred faces of old lovers in the heart. and name. In fact, I was falling on the spot, and the world was moving ruthlessly. ——Feng Tang

There are a thousand kinds of waiting in this world, and the best kind is called the future. I am willing to stand here, count down from this second, and wait for the encounter many years later. . ——"The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrive"

I always want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you

1. Too far away and easy to become unfamiliar, too close Easily exhausted.

2. There are three realms in love: teenagers are out of curiosity, youth is about aesthetics, and middle-aged people are about seeking knowledge.

3. Those who achieve early may not succeed, and those who arrive late may not fail. Don't be self-reliant when you are young, and don't give up on yourself when you are old.

4. In this society, when you can't fight for your father, you can only fight hard.

5. Others’ achievements and status may seem hard-won, but they must be deserved.

6. The reason why people are unhappy is simply because: they deceive themselves, deceive others, and are deceived by others.

7. When others pay attention to you, you open your heart. You think this is frankness, but in fact it is loneliness.

8. The bravest thing I have ever done is to listen to you tell your story with her.

9. I always want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

10. Stop staying up night after night. Thinking about things every day is really hypocritical. It’s really time to turn off your cell phone, cut off unnecessary connections, throw away all negative energy, live seriously, and then do some serious things.

11. People who are nostalgic are always easily hurt and like to spend the rest of their lives waiting for nothing to happen.

12. If one day you can’t find me, don’t be sad. It’s not that I don’t love you anymore, or that you missed me, but that I finally had the courage to leave. But please You remember, before this, I really waited foolishly.

13. Everyone has some unacceptable parts in their character, no matter how good a person is; so don’t be harsh on others, and don’t blame yourself.

14. There is no debt in life. Others give to you because they like it. You give to others because you are willing. Love comes out of one's own free will, no regrets.

15. The sense of ritual makes ordinary days shine. We need to keep celebrating the good things before us so that we can move forward fearlessly. Love and beauty are the greatest changes and uncompromises we can make to ordinary life. Zeng Yanbing

16. The most proud thing in a relationship is not how many people have chased you, but the person who will never leave you no matter what.

17. I apologize to my old lover, because I treat the new person like my first love.

18. If you do something that others don’t want to do today, you will have something that others cannot have until tomorrow.

19. Admit that some things cannot be done well even if you try your best. Some people will still lose no matter how hard they try. You will feel much better.

20. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest, ordinary companionship is the most peaceful, and people who understand you are the warmest. Editor: Sunshine and you are here, that is the future I want. Editor: When no one cares, I am firm and persistent; when everyone is envious, my heart feels calm. Editor: You have been single for so long, is it because you are too selective?