Chatting interesting classic sentences

1, between handsome guys, some focus on the shoulders, and some focus on the shoulders.

Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

3, the most eternal happiness in the world is ordinary, and the longest possession in life is cherish.

4. In junior high school, I set up the Qinglong Gang with some buddies. Later, somehow, it was discovered by the class teacher, and it was abruptly changed into Qinglong learning group.

In fact, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical complexity and information, but it just can't, can't, can't!

If you take a fancy to his money, it will be yours then. Strike while the iron is hot, and love to ask for money!

7. A blind man will look at you sooner or later and have nothing to say to you.

8、? The consequences of Alice and Gao Fushuai kissing the goddess, the former is pa! The latter is pa.

9.who do you think you are? You are the spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

10, some stick to the end, some stick to the bottom, and some stick to Detroit.

1 1. I know money, but money doesn't know me. Every time I meet it, it always says: Don't talk to strangers. Stay away from me.

12, heart to heart, heart to heart, I will treat you as you treat me! From now on! Sweet mouth is hard. Stay and roll. Either endure, be cruel or get out.

13, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

14, my mother told me that only the dead sleep in shoes, and I wondered, didn't most of the class die? It's terrible to cheat a corpse after class!

15, who said that being single is not good, love is precious, and the free price is higher? If you are single, you can throw both.

16, home is not a harbor for men after drifting! A woman's body is.

17, the pain of myopia: 10 meter away is hermaphrodite, 20 meters away is zoonotic, and 30 meters away is disowned by six parents.

18, girl, find a husband and have a baby named Xia in the future. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

19, baby, can you always spoil me and let me go on like this?

If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

2 1, I hope to talk about a seven-year love, hold hands for 50 years, and proudly tell our love to future generations.

22. There are always some girls who are men in front of girls and girls in front of men.

23. Don't say that the wolf didn't eat mutton in 2008. Cats and mice have stopped eating mice since 2008.

24. Love is in my heart. I want to see you again and let me know that your heart also feels that our love has not been in vain. Until the last day of my life, you and I still deeply miss it!

25. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

26. There is a sentient and righteous attitude and a state of going looking for trouble.

27. These days, women are becoming more and more masculine, men are becoming more and more sissy, children are becoming more and more mature, and adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.

28. Part I: Maybe it seems to be approximate; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

29, marry a chicken with a chicken; Marry a dog and follow the dog; Marry a monkey and run all over the mountain; Marry me and treat you to roast goose!

30. I am fat just for fun. I'm not as ugly as you!

3 1, your mother took you shopping, and others asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

I don't want to talk to you when you talk to me, but when you appear, I wag my tail like a puppy.

I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.

How can you say you are crazy? If you have a brain, too.

35. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

As a girl, the most unbearable thing is that when running, my stomach shakes worse than my chest.

37. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

38. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.

39. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

40, endless acacia blood and tears for red beans, can't finish the spring Liu Chunhua full of paintings.

4 1, friends around me, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

42. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

43. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

One day Altman raised his hand to answer questions in class, and then the teacher died.

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

46. One day, 0 and 8 met in the street. 0 disdainfully looked at 8 and said: Fat is fat. What belt are you wearing?

47. When you are sleepy from homework and want to sleep, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then suddenly wake up, I want to be a generation of wise men!

48. Let's take a trip on this spring day. I'll take you, you get the money.

49. Have fun when you should play, and sleep well when you should study. Are you the same?

50. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

5 1, I am a descendant of Lei Feng at most, so please call me Ren Lei!

52. Before there was no iPhone in the world, vanity was not so portable and the threshold was not so low.

53. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

54. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

Flowers are scattered, dreams wake up, only you in that life, and it will not dissipate in this life.

56. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight the landlord, and five monks can play Fuwa.

57. I received a text message just after I fell asleep that day: I slept in the wrong position and fell asleep again.

58. I heard the meanest thing a girl said to me: you are not worth washing your hair!

59. Men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

60. At first glance, you are not so good. If you look carefully, you might as well take a quick look.

6 1, you are my temperate maritime climate, always warm.

62. I laughed when someone said I was handsome. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.

63. Wife, wife, I love you, I really care for you, my family moistens you, and Amitabha bless you. I take this short message as proof: I will always be with you.

64. Some secrets can only be kept in your heart and borne by yourself. I don't want to lie to you, but I'm more afraid of your painful blame, so I have to pretend to forget you. In fact, you have always been in my heart.

65, the season of black silk flooding, let us these thick legs?

66. I like reading. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

67. If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

68. I paid for my mobile phone for a week, and when I got it back, I found that all the games were cleared.

You, you will be the best in the future. If I am unhappy, I am afraid I will laugh in my dream.

70. I have high requirements for bedding, and you are my most satisfied.

7 1, why are boys always hard below and hard below? Is it because there is little water?

72. I have always envied my deskmate, and envied her having such a good deskmate.

73. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

74. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

75, catch up with the thief, generally get the loss back; Catch up with female friends, and your loss has just begun.

76. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts?

Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation.

78. My greatest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my greatest disadvantage is that I spend it too quickly.

79. Q: What moment made you feel really poor? God replied: I asked the whole dormitory, but I didn't borrow the charger of Nokia mobile phone.

80. Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

8 1, there are always a group of invisible friends, lying on the friend list like dead people, occasionally cheating on the corpse and occasionally changing the epitaph.

82. If boys don't let girls bleed, girls will be disobedient.

83. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I woke up the next morning!

Everyone pretends to understand, but only a few idiots still don't understand.

85. Your appearance is an insult to the urban management.

86. The champion of Hubei Arts and Sciences is a couple. I saw this signature explode decisively.

87. Happiness, can it not be as short as a rainbow?

88. Time and tide wait for no man. First of all, women are not spared. Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.