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A nifty short message
2, I am sick, unrequited love, thinking about money!
I know you are worth tens of millions, owning countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since the QQ number was stolen, you have nothing, nothing.
4, the upper layer is snot, the lower layer is essence!
Sorry, I accidentally sent the words "I like you" to your mobile phone. If accepted, please keep it; If not, please send it back to me ...
6. Shaking hands is not necessarily laughing, but not knowing what to say.
7. One person's life is the hard work of his right hand, and two people's life is the exhaustion of their limbs.
8. I never look at the screen when typing. As long as the keyboard is typed correctly, I won't make mistakes. I always thought it was typing blindly. Finally, one day, my friend told me that typing blindly only looks at the screen and not at the keyboard. ...
9. Vegetables can't stay fresh forever. Why should we always keep half the sky red in other people's lives ~ ~
10, living is boring, because you imagine too much, imagine too much, because you have too little experience, so living is boring ~
1 1, rob a Swiss bank and realize your dream.
12, a positive attitude is like the sun, where it shines; Negative mentality is like a virus, and it will suffer wherever it spreads.
13, some women are like evening dresses, dazzling but rarely have a chance to wear them; Some women like high fashion, as long as they can afford it, they will change; Some women, like swimsuits, are extremely attractive but can only be worn on certain occasions; Some women are like maternity clothes, they can't wear them after giving birth.
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