Funny copy of Valentine's Day single

1. "Today is Valentine's Day in February 14, and I decided to benefit everyone. I'll introduce you to the second favorite and 14 favorite, and then the three of us will have dinner together, and it's your treat.

Valentine's Day is coming, so it's time to find a high-end place to sell flowers.

It was raining outside on Valentine's Day. I looked up and told God that I wanted to fall in love, and God suddenly stopped raining.

Future boyfriend, don't worry, I am alone this Valentine's Day. I will keep your body clean. I will study Buddhism at home, I will play the role of Fishes at home, and I will study female virtues at home.

It is too late. I can't afford five dollars to hire someone who likes me.

6. Tips: This Valentine's Day has nothing to do with you.

7. Everyone says that I am single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha's superhuman powers are just a corpse.

8. I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I have half a year left.

9. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are widowed from beginning to end.

10. I suddenly miss my male ticket, and I don't know if he has eaten, went to school today, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is.

1 1. Main Task: Debit (0/ 1)

12. The name of a single boy is single dog, and that of a single girl is Goubuli.

13. Today's me: 98% cute +2% single.