Young Woodcutter MP3 One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes River God MP3 Ringtone

On a very cold Sunday morning, the husband and wife were stretching in a soft and warm bed.

The wife suggested: Let’s take today’s newspaper and read it!

The husband yawned: This is a good idea, but which one of us is the ‘we’ you just mentioned?

Song of the River God - Dai Quan

(Promo song for the official version of the movie "One Hundred Thousand Jokes 2")

Lyricist: Qi Xin

Composer: Dai Quan

I slowly opened my eyes and it was another slow day

You walked by in a hurry

You also fell in a hurry

Being obsessive-compulsive, I took out the gold and silver ax to choose

Looking at your confused face

You must also be a Libra

Nuwa substituted I'm going to work

Athena will take a walk with me

A member of the happy team

I feel so happy today

Don’t mess around, please mess around

Come here

Woodcutter, don’t be afraid because I am the river god

Give me what you want Iron Ax, let’s not quarrel

The river god is also a god

The Milky Way is also a river

You have to be careful about slippery hands

Don’t Let the ax hit me

Thor was promoted yesterday

Thor went around for fun

Fame and wealth have nothing to do with me

Being a male god doesn’t envy any fairy

Thor was promoted yesterday

Thor went around to have fun

Fame and wealth have nothing to do with me

Being a male god and not envying any fairy

Don’t mess around

If you want to mess around, please mess around

I opened my eyes leisurely Another slow day