Find a spoof message about engagement.

I want to tell you a sad news: I am engaged!

I was forced, you know, my parents have been expecting me to get married early!

I really can't carry it this time, so I have to resign myself to fate!

As your best friend, can you come to my engagement party for a drink?

Think of it as comforting my broken heart ......

Alas ~ sad reminder, I don't want to talk about it.

I also want to tell you an unfortunate news: the above news is just for fun.

I'm sending you this message just to get your attention and send my best wishes:

It's cold, add more grass to the nest!