Humorous New Year greetings

There is your world in a grain of sand and your heaven in a flower. When your eyes pass through the screen of your mobile phone, sincere wishes are instantly collected by you. No matter where you are, I wish you a good mood and a happy life! The following is humorous New Year greetings, welcome to read!

Humorous new year wishes are coming: it is too expensive to buy you a Mercedes; Please travel abroad, waste; Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

I was called heartless, but at least I sent a dime message, which wasted the battery and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay tribute to you next year regardless of the consequences! Happy spring festival!

In order to thank my friends for their concern for me over the years, I specially held a reward activity on the eve of the Spring Festival. Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Spring Festival message with a value of 10 yuan for free. Congratulations on winning the prize!

The sun gives you warmth, the moon gives you warmth, the stars give you romance, the rain moistens you, and I give you my blessing. Send a beautiful one to make you laugh, and a happy one to make you wonderful. I wish you youth and happiness every day!

Spring Festival is coming, we should live a well-off life, always be happy and healthy, strong as steel, sweet in pairs, and the sauce, garlic, onion and ginger never leave us, which tastes delicious. Finally, I wish you become one of the top 500 in the century.

During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, frozen diamonds, long emerald trees, pearl frost and agate fruits. Be careful of being hit. Happy new year!

If I were a writer, I would write my thoughts in the most beautiful language. If I were a singer, I would sing my blessing with the most beautiful voice. But I am a mortal, so I just send a message to wish you a happy new year!

You are my winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb at night, hungry bread and ice cream in summer. You are not with me this Spring Festival, and I have nothing. I can only write my thoughts as short messages. I wish you a happy New Year!

Do n't move Raise your hands and stand on the left, those who don't know stand on the right and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you, put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you!

Humorous New Year greetings 1, big fish and big meat are eaten leisurely, and you can go shopping vigorously; Don't forget the lucky money, the gift package, and the small wine for seven days. I still miss my stomach; Don't be greedy, don't forget the benefits and righteousness, nothing is impossible, we are laughing, something is better than nothing. Happy new year!

2. The New Year has arrived. Are there many things to do? Don't be tired of entertaining guests, don't gobble up, don't mix white beer, don't forget to take care of the children, and finally my thoughts will always accompany me.

3, send you three in the Spring Festival, have food, drink and friends; I also want to send you three noes, no illness, no pain, no trouble; Then send you three feelings, affection, love and friendship; Finally, I will give you three joys. You can play with me and everyone can play with you.

4. The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful and beautiful dreams. May all your wishes made this year come true in front of your eyes. I wish you a warm and happy holiday!

5, you little goblin, let me be poisoned by your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! I wish you a happy new year.

6, New Year's Eve, the countdown to the Spring Festival, the elements of happiness are accumulating, and the Happy Legion is marching in a hurry. I can't wait to start with the new year sunshine and give you a year's blessing in advance. I wish you good luck in the Year of the Pig.

7. Dear, you smile sweetly, just like a flower in full bloom in the spring breeze. Why do I smile so sweetly? Because you sent me a text message. I wish you a happy new year.

8. Knowing each other depends on fate, and knowing each other depends on sincerity. No matter where you are, a true friend always cares and loves. May friends be safe and happy, and send this overweight blessing to the most special friend!

9. When the New Year comes, I invite you to have a big fruit dinner. I wish you: "Apricot" is blessed with "apple", "orange" is auspicious, "peach" has a flower, and "plum" has two flowers. I wish "persimmon" success, "stone" happiness, and "pear" justice is light and profit is heavy!

10, round table, full of relatives; A big meal, Fu Lushou dishes have been served; A glass of wine is full of joy and sweetness; A blessing spread to thousands of families: I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

1 1, I can't represent the party and the central government, nor can I represent the local government, but I can extend my greetings to the baskets on behalf of my family's vegetable gangs, stumps, melons, noodles and soup: Happy New Year to you!

12, there will be a banquet in the Spring Festival, a glass of green wine, and then sing. I wish you three things: I wish you a thousand years old, I wish you good health, I wish you a flowing mountain, and I wish you everlasting friendship! I wish the new year, Pengcheng Exhibition and all the best!

13, the Spring Festival is coming: it is too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz to send you; Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

14, this short message has two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that the new year is coming, so be sure to be happy! Send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

15, don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, wasting batteries and risking being radiated by electromagnetic waves, so I'm going to pay you a New Year call, regardless of the consequences! Happy spring festival!

16, I would like to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart and fight for life. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

17, a short message, don't underestimate, the magic has been cast, and the spell is hard to disappear: open, happy; Reading, worrying, running; Smile, happiness and firmness; Forward, beautiful. Good luck!

18, send a short message with a dime, and return it with a dime, which adds up to a lot of cents. When the new year comes, I will bear the pain and give you another dime! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

19, the Spring Festival is coming, and five bans are issued: don't pretend to be busy ignoring me, don't forget me when you get rich, don't help me when you are in trouble, don't call me when you have dinner, and don't miss me when you are free! Happy Spring Festival.

20. It is said that texting has four states: emotional catharsis; Make a mountain out of a molehill; Idle harassment; Sincere blessing. I am the last one, I wish you happiness, health, peace and happiness in the new year!

2 1, when you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

22. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift! It's all for you. Happy spring festival!

23, professional hunger is called weight loss, professional pinching is called massage, professional daze is called deep, professional stubbornness is called persistence, and professional persistence sends you text messages. This is called a friend! Happy new year!

24. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year. If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

25. Chinese New Year: It's too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz for you. Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

I hope this is the first blessing you have received. Everything will be in harmony before me. Let me find a sofa to sit down. Keep sensational words in your heart and keep a low profile; What I sent was not a short message, but a blessing; Spring Festival needs happiness, you know.

27. Spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth ties you, and your friends are loyal to you. Good luck, the lucky star will always shine on you! Good luck in the new year!

28. I don't want to see you all day, my eyes are straight and I have no strength. I picked up my mobile phone three times, and my limbs were cold and sweaty, and my insides were sighing and blaming myself. Over time, I had an idea. I will wait for you at ten o'clock.

29, fate meets, no chance to meet; The ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky; Things change, and the moon is eternal. I will always silently wish you a happy new year.

30. I don't usually send text messages to people easily. The person who received my message must be someone who is in conflict with * *, or someone who loves each other. So, kowtow three times, and stand up after three hooves! The New Year in China is coming, so I wish you a happy New Year. Nothing else, just miss you. Please stand down!

3 1. Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

32. The New Year is coming! Usha falls on your head! Honey, watch you keep laughing! The big girl insists on your hug! Money comes out of your pocket! I'm glad you shouted: do you want it!

33. The bell that rings at midnight is a firecracker that says goodbye to the old and welcomes the new. It is unforgettable years that quietly leave, and the Year of the Pig brings good hope. SMS is a heartfelt blessing: Happy Spring Festival!

34. I asked my trouble. It doesn't love you at all. It says it will never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: I have a crush on you for a long time, and I will never change it! Happy new year!

35, I wish you: high position, light responsibility, less money, close to home, sleep naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, you get cramps when you have money, and beautiful girls love you crazy. Happy new year!

Attention, everyone: There are many festivals in the New Year. In order to promote environmental protection, no cards, no phone calls, no text messages to save money. Please send me RMB. Happy Spring Festival.

37、! Happy new year. This is the premise of your wish? I can easily open my heart to you to do it! Ah, it was difficult to be the first one in the first year, but I received it for the second time. First, shaping this is your plan, as before.

38. At the beginning of the year, information came. Good nature, thanks for the New Year. A few words, infinite affection. A successful career and a happy family. Health can earn more money. For the elderly, love the young. Many friends have a good relationship. Laughter, forever.

On New Year's Day, every family celebrates the New Year. I wish you open the door to see the good news, make money face to face, go out to see the nobles, listen to the good news at home, and finally bring a red envelope!

40. One point of peace+one point of health+one point of good luck+one point of wonderful+one point of beauty+one point of pleasure+one point of sweetness+one point of happiness = the Year of the Pig is very happy. Happy new year and happy family!

4 1, Spring Festival is coming, SMS gift: send you a red carp, may you have more than one year; Send you a plate of pistachios, may you be happy forever; This is a glass of good luck wine. Have a good year of the pig! Happy new year!

42. The voice of Rinrin's mobile phone is my' greeting'; The voice in the short message is my tenderness; A gentle voice is your smile. Happy new year!

43, the wind and rain send spring home, the snow welcomes happiness, and thousands of short messages have been received, but some people have not arrived yet. Ah Fu didn't rush to the top, just waited for the auspicious time, and his wish came true. I set off firecrackers with a smile.

44. The earth is round, sugar cane is sweet, and my short message is a dime. I wish you a happy Spring Festival. I'm not kidding, my intention is true and forwarding is very effective. This must have been scientifically demonstrated and recommended by experts!

45. Forget it, cut the crap. The Spring Festival is coming. Burning a bunch of fireworks brings you good luck; Open the red envelope and give you happy wishes; Say long live to you, a happy family; Send a short message, true friendship to you.

46. No matter how big or small the ideal is, action will do; No matter how high or low your job is, you can do it with your heart; No matter how much wealth, the content is enough; Whether the body is fat or thin, health will do; No matter how broad or narrow your mind is, you can be optimistic. In no particular order in the New Year, just wish; Short messages, regardless of length, are affectionate. Happy spring festival!

47. NoticeNo. Spring Festival 1: It is forbidden to get drunk and hurt your health; Don't play cards all night, which will affect your future; Stay away from strong firecrackers to avoid making things worse; Advocate singing, dancing and entertainment, and keep a happy mood!

48. Sisters, I wish you a happy New Year. Find a boyfriend like excel in the New Year-hide if you want, filter if you want, and delete if you want. If you're unhappy, hey, I'm hopeless.

49. Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, enjoying today and looking forward to tomorrow. In the new year, I hope that in my voice blessing, you can be wonderful every day, be safe step by step, be happy all the time, be happy every second and have a happy New Year!

50, the month can be incomplete, and the New Year cannot be reunited; Cloth bags can have no money and life can't be sweet; I haven't seen each other after a busy day, so send a short message to express my thoughts; Xianglong dances to welcome the new year, sending you kindness and happiness again and again.

5 1. We don't accept gifts for the holidays this year. Actually, we can give some. Ten dollars and eight dollars, 180 thousand can get by. If you really don't need to send it, you can send a message Happy new year!

52. God is a thief and stole for another year. At the end of the year, I looked for it in a panic. Fortunately, you are still here! I asked him: Why not steal with you? He shrugged and said, this friend is too heavy in your heart for me to move!

53. There is always a windy morning, always a warm afternoon, always a bright dusk, always a meteor night, always someone praying, all the beauty in the world belongs to you! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true!

54. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: I wish you a happy New Year in the Year of the Pig!

I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling and bubbling happily! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true! Hey!

56. In the new year, we will make arrangements for your work: focus on health, insist on grasping wealth with one hand and happiness with the other, and be hard with both hands. Always be happy, exercise, be satisfied, relax and keep in touch!

57. The new year leaves the old year and grows for one year. Congratulations, the meat is tender and the skin is fine Blessing, getting richer and richer! Lucky, lucky, pay attention to contraception! Happiness and romance are everywhere!

58. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean! Simple sentence: Happy New Year, Happy New Year!