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Childhood memory: flying disaster

1in the autumn of 976, the "going to the countryside" movement in my hometown has not yet ended perfectly. The last batch of "students" in Huaicheng are still in our big production team. Throughout the day, in addition to experiencing manual farm work behind the members' asses, you can learn labor and cultural knowledge with the "leaders" of the brigade and health team. Anyway, I'm not idle, and I seem to be very interested in the countryside.

At that time, the walls of the production team and the brigade were covered with white painted slogans and slogans written with white brush.

This autumn, I happened to be in the first grade of primary school, studying in the brigade department. Every time I come home from school, I have to go through the social housing where students are released. Seeing my village friends and I passing by the door, we greeted them warmly and gave us the high-altitude white rabbit toffee we just bought in the city. We were embarrassed to answer, so we stuffed them into our schoolbags one by one. When I got home, I quickly took it out and tasted it with relish. This is as precious as eating the fruit of life. Chew slowly with your teeth, lick slowly with the tip of your tongue, and the milky white milk powder at the corner of your mouth bubbles, which is fragrant and sweet.

I finally got to know them. At that time, my father was the secretary of the brigade, and all of them were collected by my father, so I was close and familiar with my father. As long as you do your work well and finish it every day, you always like to come to my house and be as close as you are at home. Dad is not allowed to talk to me every time he comes. I took their shirts and kept them for dinner, just like my own shirts.

I remember having a big dog at home. It is three years old. It eats very fat and looks like a lion. It is cruel to strangers, but obedient to me. As long as the scattered students come, they dare not venture into the house for fear of big dogs. Only when I put handfuls of big flowers around my neck did they dare to sneak into the house hand in hand against the door. After a long time, the big dogs don't bark or bite, but they are still afraid that they can't do it and dare not approach.

Big dogs also like to fight recklessly. The next-door neighbor has raised sows for three or four years. In autumn, she gave birth to a pig. In order to exchange money for rapid growth, she is often let out for a walk by her neighbors. As long as you walk to the dung heap at the door, you have to arch a few mouthfuls of dung and find the remaining roots and leaves to eat. Big dogs can't stand this. He ran out, biting and screaming, showing off his position and ferocity.

In fact, the sow who gives birth to the baby is especially protective of the piglet, so when Dahua calls it, it will suddenly turn back, hum a few times and face each other with a grin. Then I looked at the big dog with triumphant eyes and was about to start. The sow and the piglet were noisy and bored and walked away. I think this is normal, and it is not surprising that it is only a "dawdling" between lower animals at most.

I don't think so. Because of this, the accident came and I suffered.

One Sunday this autumn, I was doing my homework at home in the morning, and Dahua squatted beside me. The sow next door is walking at the door with her little pig. The pig has grown to more than 20 kilograms and can bark and run.

In the kenaf beside the ditch at the door, "junior students" are pulling weeds. Father summed up his work with an abacus on the table in the back room. I don't know if they just want to come in and have a rest because they see my father and me, or if they just come for water. I don't know. I saw them stand up and quickly climb over the ditch. Three or four of them came up and walked towards my house.

People didn't hear the sound, but they arrived: "Little brother, please pour us some boiling water!" " "

"good! You wait ... "I ran to the back room, carrying a big teapot and a big porcelain jar, and ran out with a big flower. "

Something happened by accident. Dahua runs faster than me. It passed by the sow and the pig, and the frightened pig squeaked away from the sow. The sow who was nursing her baby heard the cry and looked up to see the piglets running to her side, thinking that they would be hurt. Suddenly, two big blindfolded ears stood up and began to soar. I ran and fell to the ground, and the teapot and porcelain jar rolled several times and tinkled. When the sow heard the noise, she was more energetic. She opened her mouth and pounced on me. I instinctively turned over on the spot. At that moment, the sharp teeth of the sow scratched from the crotch to the calf. The crotch was torn and a triangular incision was made in the calf. The meat was turned out and there was blood. I was so angry that I hugged my calf and shouted.

Dahua heard my cry, quickly turned his head, pounced on the sow and bit the sow's neck maliciously, which stopped the sow's madness and made me breathe a sigh of relief. Finally, the sow was injured and ran away with the piglets.

My father and the "decentralized students" came running to see this scene and were surprised to ask, "Did you hurt the chicken? …"

I couldn't answer the pain, so I had to cut my left leg and calf with my fingers. They smiled confidently: "Hero or teenager! I can bravely avoid this unexpected trouble, and I will be blessed in the future. "

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Postscript: When I grew up, I really worked in Huaicheng for eight years. I never do farm work at home and enjoy a lot of happiness. Of course, thanks to "sending students back to the city" and introducing me to work, I "have a silver lining behind the dark clouds" to shine.