Humorous sentences expressing welcome

Humorous sentences expressing welcome. Everyone has written welcome sentences in study, work and even life. A good welcome sentence can bring warmth and good mood to people. If you are interested, look at the humorous sentences and related materials that express welcome.

A humorous sentence of welcome 1 1. Happiness is eating together.

2.good afternoon. What can I get you?

Distinguished guests, thank you for coming. It was cold and dusty all the way, and nothing was taken care of. Please wipe your hands when you eat, and then sit down.

4. On, _ The new store Hongzhang opened, and a grand opening ceremony was launched! Welcome new and old customers to visit, enjoy health and enjoy life! _ Store Address: Store _ 0/-5, Road _ Garden, City _ District.

5, the breeze welcomes guests to laugh, all the way to the rooftop.

6. What can I do for you?

Firecrackers are ringing and there are many flower baskets. Today, the new store is going to open, and my heart is full of joy. From the beginning of hard work, financial resources will roll in. Friends came to the store together, full of beauty. Prepare thin wine to thank you. Do come!

8. Sell grilled fish and happiness.

9, sunshine, good days; Flowers are fragrant and birds sing; When you are happy, you will start a good business; Send a short message, specially invited; * * * Raise a glass and laugh at the wine; Xiangyun, around the head; Willing to come, excited; Come on time, don't be late!

10, welcome back, don't go again.

1 1. There is a good wife at home and a Zhou Mapo outside.

12, dear friends, how are you now? It's an honor to successfully open this store with your help. I sincerely hope that you can attend my opening ceremony on June 65438+ 10/.

13, the night is a little deep and my heart is a little drunk. I wonder if your friend is asleep; Send my warm wishes-my hotel will open tomorrow; Have a good sleep and have a good dream; Wake up and the bright sunshine shines on you. Then join us!

14, the opening is very good and profitable, and you are invited to participate. Good luck, the wedding gathers wealth, welcome to gather popularity, and the business of visitors from all directions is good. The new store is about to open, and I look forward to your guidance. Our store is full of glory!

15, Song Qing has all been assembled and is waiting to welcome the guests.

16, what warms you is the service, and what moves you is the food.

17, big opening, firecrackers exploding, drinking good wine, inviting friends to increase popularity, drinking well, having fun, having fun, having fun together, without cigarettes, but without you! Hehehe, come on, hahaha, happy!

18, welcome, you eat, I'll take a beautiful picture of you.

19, Yan Yusheng welcomes guests and treats friends with flowers.

20. It is really cold outside today. Come in and get warm!

2 1, opening ceremony, you are cordially invited to come! At that time, the three specialty stores in our store will enjoy the big discount of buy one get one free, and the popular niche in Hong Kong will help out. If you want to know more details, remember to attend our opening ceremony on time!

22. The store will be grandly opened on _ _, and the beautiful journey will begin. Every old customer can give away a set of skin care products when they arrive, and sincerely look forward to your arrival.

23, firecrackers opening, invite friends and relatives to increase popularity, wine as a song celebration, friends and relatives are invited, happily come to dinner, happy.

24. The store opened today. We held a festive banquet and invited friends to celebrate. We only received blessings and support, not gifts. Old friend, I now formally invite you to dinner. My career has been supported by you all the way, and now I can't live without you. Come on!

Life doesn't have to wait, but it's time to get together.

26, I opened today, specially invited the Western God, which is gratifying again and again; Please come to the god of wealth, and the financial resources are rolling; I want to think about it, but I can't miss the existence of your lucky star! Be sure to come to the wedding banquet to add happiness to me!

Welcome back. Please sit down.

28. miss Hello! Welcome to visit!

29. Thanks to your repeated patronage, our store will open on _. I hope everyone will support me a lot. Your support is our driving force.

30. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, how many people are there?

3 1, miss! Hello, would you like to order now?

32. The Store Health Club was grandly opened at noon on _ _ _ _. Welcome all folks, sisters, fairies and girls to come and guide. We are a happy home of beauty and leisure, where you can enjoy beauty and feel happy at the same time. We will give you a 50% discount during the opening period and look forward to your arrival!

Good morning. what can I do for you?

34. Drums and gongs knock out celebrations, firecrackers emit auspiciousness, and flower baskets are full of blessings. When our store opens, all our old friends will come to congratulate us, and it will surely be rich and prosperous! Waiting for you to drink!

Good afternoon, madam. Can I help you?

2 1. There are some small caves on two cliffs in the valley. According to the county annals, this is the former residence of the gold digger. If you are a beginner, you will imagine that there is a coffin or treasure in the cave ... in short, it will arouse your curiosity. If you want to find a hole, I advise you to go when you are physically strong. If you don't go to the bottom, you won't have the motivation to go to the valley. Because that seemingly near and far cave is actually far and tortuous.

It is not difficult to make a decision. The hard thing is to put it into action and stick to it. "Impossible" only exists in the dictionary of fools.

It is not an accident that life becomes better, but the result of your efforts to change. Only when there is love, the house is more important.

Times have really changed. Nowadays, watching the videos of young and beautiful young ladies on various live broadcast platforms every day makes me feel in love. Unlike before, I want to fall in love in person.

5. Nice to meet you. Let's sleep together when you are free.

6. It is often the person who stands on the podium when he is a few years old or a teenager who decides a person's life.

7. Say a word of thanks to your parents, send them a carnation and wash their feet once. The students finished their homework carefully and no longer felt uncomfortable. Gratitude is so real.

8. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

9. I thought that in those days, peaches and plums were all over the world; Today, I left, and Yang Liu Yiyi.

10, there is no reason for love, and it takes a long time to make love.

1 1. I used a sack of money to go to school and traded it for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

12. diligent practice is not to change one's appearance, to obtain various realms, or to create happiness, but to find one's original heart-a childlike innocence.

13, people are not afraid of death, and the biggest fear is that they don't know how to live. Good morning!

14, 20 years, running around for a life leaflet, I have tasted the ups and downs of life. No matter whether you are prosperous and successful, or ordinary and plain, no matter whether you are poor or rich, the most unforgettable thing is the classmate friendship that you care about each other.

15, the so-called life is nothing more than a process of constant loss. Precious things will fall from your hand one by one, just like a comb with broken teeth. Instead, what falls into your hands are worthless fakes.

16, we sincerely say "leaders, you have worked hard!" Female 2) Stepping on the rhythm of the times, riding the east wind of the hospital with the New Year's wishes and youthful longing (together), let's get together at this beautiful moment (male 1). XX College's 2003 New Year's Day Art Show (together) begins now! (female 1) The leaders present at today's party are: Party Secretary of xx College and Deputy Secretary of the Party Committee of xx College. Let's express our heartfelt greetings and thanks to the leaders with warm applause!

My friends, if we compare today's xx with that of ten years ago, we can't help but admit how great changes have taken place in our study and life.

18, dreams are like a straw in life. If you grasp them, the future may be bright. If you can't catch it, there is a beach of loess ahead.

19. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

20. Please enjoy the poem "The Story of Sound" brought by xx Department.

2 1, the jubilant gongs and drums are loud, knocking out full joy, and our life is getting sweeter and sweeter.

22. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

23. First of all, please ask xx Department to bring you a "good mood".

24, everyone's youth is only once, and when it is about to be gorgeous, a girl quietly leaves.

25. When I was a child, someone in the village called me an ugly duckling. I felt very happy because I would become a white swan when I grew up. But unexpectedly, now they call me ugly duck.

26. Parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

27. You can't afford a beautiful skin, but an interesting soul despises you.

28 or 20 years have left fine lines on our faces, but they can't dilute the memories of getting along with each other.

29. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

30. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

3 1, happiness is that when I am lost, you give me happiness like an angel.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

33. What do you mean, go all out? A child is moving a stone, and his father is encouraging him: Son, as long as you go all out, you can certainly move it! Finally, the child failed to lift a stone. He told his father: I have tried my best! Father replied: you didn't try your best, because I was by your side and you didn't ask me for help! Go all out is to try every means to exhaust all available resources.

34. Passing the ball again and again, passing the ball again and again, these are the efforts of the Ministry of Information. Refueling again and again is to boost morale. Come on, never give up until the end.

35. Life is like breathing. "Breathe" is to take a breath, and "suck" is to fight for a breath.

Many years ago, I planted a seed for reading, but it is still a seed.

I cry because you love me too much, and I laugh because you care about me too much.

38. Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, there is no signal on my cell phone, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road.

39, the teacher is not easy, after all, a person has to talk to himself for 45 minutes.

40. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

4 1, once there is a profitable business, do it step by step, put it into action, dare to do it, and dare to do it. Only in this way can we seize the opportunity.

42. What a wonderful time it is to get together with classmates! But beauty has come for so long and gone so quickly.

43. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

44. It is fate that brings us together, and it is friendship that binds us together.

45. Be honest with others! Only in this way can we have a bosom friend!

46. The greatest happiness in life is to meet old friends. Seeing you today, I feel back in the past. Junior high school is the purest and most beautiful time in our life. Do you still remember the old pagoda tree in the auditorium in front of our classroom?

47. Twenty years ago, we were in the prime of life, full of lofty and beautiful expectations.

48. Before you get up every day, you have two choices, either continue to lie down and dream your unfinished dream, or pull the quilt to finish your unfinished dream. Some people are lonely not because they are waiting for someone, but because that person has appeared and they are waiting for that person's initiative.

49. The dribs and drabs in the years have burned our youth, and the dribs and drabs in life have become the eternity of this life; I was deeply touched by the 20-year reunion.

50. Please ask xxx of xxx Department to co-speak the comic dialogue "Nonsense Interesting Talk" for you.

5 1. The following wonderful program is the dance "Green Light" brought by xxX and her partners. This program won the first prize of "Youth Song and Dance Competition" in our school.

52. After twenty years of reunion, I took a long breath. The feelings accumulated in my heart for ten years have finally been partially released and sublimated, and the classmate complex can come to an end for the time being.

Children should be well educated when they are young. Doctors still sell vegetables.

54. I am thoughtful, idealistic, rational, humorous and dare to laugh at myself.

55, 20 years of gathering and scattering, disapproving, unforgettable. Only by stepping into the society can we know the beauty of campus life; After baptism, I realized that only the friendship between classmates is valuable.

Even if I am stupid, it doesn't matter to you.

Welcome the humorous sentence of 3 1, raise a glass to the east wind and be calm with * * *.

2. The world is magnificent. Welcome home.

3. The throat at dusk is just rain.

4. Have a good life. The gentleness of this world is waiting for you.

5, the girl skirt can hold up all the tenderness and midsummer.

6. The story begins in late autumn, but ends in the blooming season.

7. People look forward to next year precisely because there are ups and downs.

8. Please remember those who are kind to you, because he could not have done so.

9. If you aim at the moon, even if you get lost, it is among the stars.

10, the spring scenery is like wine, the flowers are intoxicating, the night is as clear as water, and the moonlight comes to wash off.

1 1. Don't forget to remind yourself before going to bed that we have been gently loved by this world.

12, may there be enough clouds in your life to create a beautiful dusk.

13, except for kinship, other warm relationships are extra benefits given by God.

14, let's walk together towards this blue sea. In the depths of the sea, the stars shine like the sky.

15, when the time difference is bad, I will get up in the middle of the night and go out for a walk by myself, which is a bit like stealing time.

16. In the old days, it was a piece of coarse cotton cloth, which was wrinkled after repeated rinsing, but the outdated pattern was a bit quaint and beautiful.

17. Only when traveling can a person hear his own voice, which will tell you that the world is wider than expected.

18, the tail in midsummer, noisy and impetuous, shallow pain, and casual throbbing in my heart are all like pear trees planted in the backyard of my old house.

19, the process of life, whether it's Chun Xue, vegetables, tofu, I'll have a taste of what it is, so as not to waste such a trip.

20. That little injury will get better when you get older, but the regret brought by giving up will continue to expand as time goes by.

2 1, I love all the incomplete things, the time in amber, the dim fire, I give up halfway in my life, and I cherish my vision all my life.

22. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more. After hard work, I know a lot of things, and I will survive.

From one city to another, we must work hard on our own. Learn to grow, learn to bear, learn to cry, and then you can hug your parents with a smile.

24. When did we stop yelling like children? Small emotions in my heart are piling up until they overflow. It's better to be a child forever than this.

Holding a sharp knife in the cold of December, I also smiled and said good night to the world. Your soul should be as beautiful as darkness, but as small as mountains and rivers. It is precisely because you have been hit by thousands of arrows, and how many cold shoulder and questions you have received that you have become this storyteller. Thousands of strangers are lovers with your unusual eyes.