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It is best to report your speech to your family.

Give your family the best grades.

The slogan of the theme class meeting of "Footprints of Growth" is: Know with your heart, love with your feelings, meet by fate, and realize your dreams.

What do we live for-what kind of people are the most beautiful for happiness-confident people; So we are not only happy, but also confident.

When a person clearly sees how tortuous his sailing route is, he'd better rely on his conscience as a navigator. Only those who know how to control themselves automatically at an appropriate time can get a real psychological balance and have a happy home.

Friends who are tolerant of each other must be in the same boat for a hundred years;

Couples who are tolerant of each other must have a pillow for a hundred years;

A tolerant world must be peaceful and beautiful.

When I was young, I liked a person and loved a flower. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it, when we grow up; As long as you have loved, love is beautiful.

The gathering and dispersion of life is a kind of fate, and sometimes separation is also a blessing of love.

Perhaps the most important thing to love a person is not the vows of eternal love and sweet words. Some trifles in life can better reflect his affection for you. That's the password for love.

Opportunities, such as clear water, are everywhere;

Opportunity is like moonlight, there is a gap.

Life belongs to you, you should live according to your own wishes.

Money can promote virtue or destroy it. If we all help those in need with a kind heart. Then we will find that there are many things in the world that are much more noble and precious than money.

It is better to lose what has been lost, at least not to wait.

You can only change once in your life. This is the present, however, many people waste a good time, regret the past and worry about the future.

Murphy's theorem: Anything that can develop in a bad direction must develop in that direction.

Ernesto's Law: Just mention some things. . . . . .

If it is a good thing, it must be missed;

If it's bad, it will happen.

Law of Unequal Expectation: Unexpected results will not happen,

What I hope will not come true.

Ettore's Law: Two teams are parallel (one of them), and the other team is always faster.

Law of selective falling body: an object will fall in a way that causes the greatest damage.

Jinning's inference: when bread falls to the ground, the probability of butter facing down is directly proportional to the price of carpet.

A person should know his position, just as a person knows his face. This is the most sober consciousness. Washing away lead is always more beautiful than painting casually. Therefore, it is the most important thing to do what you can and do it best.

When you are in the most pain, there are birds singing happily outside the window;

When you are happiest, some people are suffering from diseases, fighting and struggling with death.

The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.