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What things do you know only when you have a boyfriend and girlfriend?

Although the world is made up of men and women, the difference between men and women is really great. Compared with bathing, if you don't see it in a picture, you don't know that men basically only wipe the front and back every time they take a shower, while women have to wipe all sides, that is, the front and back, plus two sides. For example, when a man washes his hair, he basically takes his face with him, while most women wash it separately. For another example, I remember a passage in the TV series "ipartment", standing in? The top of the food chain? Someone asked Hu Yifei? A small step forward, a big step for civilization? Where did the slogan come from? As a girl, she has never seen it at all, and boys will never know. When girls go to the public toilet, there are many strange ways to prevent them from touching the toilet seat.

The world of boys and girls seems so close, but in fact their living space is so far away. Maybe even if we meet every day, we may not know each other's real situation.

In this regard, I specifically asked my male and female friends around me. Many things between men and women are not known until ta has friends of the opposite sex, which is quite classic.

Xiaowen, female, 27 years old, has been in love with her boyfriend for 3 years and now lives together.

Now my boyfriend is going to get married and live together. When I first met him, I felt that he was gentle, tall and handsome, like a walking hanger, and I liked him very much. But after being together, I found the real him. I made a list. I don't know if other boys really look like this, but my boyfriend vowed that 99% of other boys are similar to him, and I was quite devastated.

1. Talking a lot outside and nagging at home.

2. When people are around, they are well dressed. As long as we are together, we can say how yellow we are and drive you anytime, anywhere.

3. The time spent squatting in the toilet is particularly long, or there are many things.

It belongs to Teddy and will ask you if you are comfortable afterwards.

He is super hot, but he hasn't felt it yet. Winter is like a warm baby.

6. I'm just a baby, and the game is a big baby.

7. Sometimes a fragile child wants to be treated as a child.

8. For electronic products, the same idiot, if the mobile phone is broken, it will not be repaired, and the blue screen of the computer will let you restart.

9. When you are walking on the road, you will take a look at your little sister in revealing clothes, thinking that you won't notice.

10. Never wake him up in the morning, or he won't get up all morning.

1 1. When shopping, girls spend two hours and boys two minutes.

12. If he suddenly crosses his legs in front of you, it is more than 90% because he reacts.

Chen, male, 28 years old, has been in love with his girlfriend for 2 years.

1. It's cold outside. You don't eat fireworks. It's actually flirting. You buckle your feet and smell your fart.

2. Hair is really hard to dry. It can be blown for more than half an hour, but it is still wet.

There used to be a steel ring in underwear, but hers was not that big.

4. Ears are particularly ticklish.

I often tell you that clothes are big, but I really want you to say that she has lost weight.

6. Menstruation is not necessarily painful, the mood is not necessarily bad, and physical things vary from person to person.

7. Small things are angry and noisy, but when big things are angry, they calm down. At this time, it is really terrible.

8. Unreasonable. Because girls don't look at people correctly, what they want is your attitude, which is just the opposite of that of boys.

9. There are many skin care products, each with its own uses, but in my eyes, each one looks similar.

10. Make up when you go out, whether the person you want to see cares or not.

1 1. Every season, there must be at least three sets of clothes. If there are less than three sets, there will be no clothes to wear.

12. Both urine and urine need to be wiped.

13. Always fragrant, even without perfume.

14. When sleeping, if you press her hair, the backhand is a slap.

15. Before I met her, there was a weak woman; After getting acquainted, there was a woman.

Recently, many older single men and women are looking for friends and even openly courting in the circle of friends. Although their jobs and looks are excellent, some of them just can't be found. The reason is that they are not familiar with the lifestyle of the opposite sex, and their ideals and reality are different, so they can't be together in the end.

Boys have a world of boys, and girls have a lifestyle of girls. What are the two most important words if you want to be together? Mutual? : Mutual tolerance, mutual understanding, mutual understanding, so as to blend in.

At the same time, we should not lack the vision of discovery, be bold and cautious, and have a heterosexual relationship, otherwise we can't leave our favorite heterosexual friends in the sky.

San Mao said: true love is not nervous, that is, you can burp, fart, dig your ears and have a runny nose in front of him unscrupulously; The person who really loves you is someone you can meet without washing your face, combing your hair and putting on makeup.

Understand these unknown things between the opposite sex? Little secret? True love will come to you.