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Mood talk about your good mood in 2019. Love is a steady stream that will spoil you.

1. Some things can only be known after doing them. Some things are only known when they are wrong. Some things you only know when you grow up. In fact, growing up is forcing you to be strong alone.

2. I saw an old woman selling oranges and wrote a sign with four words on it: Sweeter than first love.

3. We always recall the good times of the past, but little do we know that our present days are exactly the past we will miss in the future.

4. Don't joke too much, otherwise it will be a disaster.

5. In the past, I always wanted to keep everyone around me, but later I discovered that, whether it is your childhood friends or new friends, you don’t have to force it. Those who are willing to accompany you when you are at your worst are willing to be with you. You can't drive away those who have survived the difficulties and are willing to pour cold water on you to wake you up. And you don't have to keep those who are just words. Your willingness is more important than anything else and lasts longer than anything else.

6. In junior high school, you cried and the whole class gathered around you and asked you what was wrong. In high school, you are sad, and a few best friends tell you that we are still there. In college, no one cares what you do. If you work, people will only think that your acting skills are great.

7. I will only show my unreasonable side to the people I trust the most, because I think they can rely on me.

8. A good relationship doesn't make you faint all at once, but it spoils you in a steady stream.

9. She is not beautiful, she is too rude, she always swears, she has a bad temper, she is very suspicious, she is insecure, she has bad habits, she is very strong, but she has nothing.

10. I can only tell why I don't like someone, but I can't tell why I like someone.

11. For some people, you may never be good enough; but for the one who deserves it, you will always be the best.

12. If one day I change to the point where I don’t even recognize myself, please tell me what I was like before.

13. Life is like Angry Birds. Every time you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the ridicule and cheer yourself up. Smile confidently and do what you need to do confidently. Be brave, it’s really no big deal!

14. I don't like crowds, flashing lights, sudden noises or strong smells.

15. Don't say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

16. For you, I have never gotten it, but I feel like I have lost it hundreds of times.

17. Every time the elders see me they tell me how quiet I am, and I miss these ignorant humans!

18. Not everyone can let me switch to data traffic when the wifi cannot send messages.

19. Found it? Children who cry are given milk, and girls who make fuss are given pain. Girls who are too sensible usually have bad luck.

20. The unfairness lies in the fact that boys have stories called vicissitudes of life, and girls have pasts called filth.

21. You don't want others to warm you up before you become hot to them.

22. My hair is straightened for you, my makeup is removed for you, my interests change for you, I do all this just to say to you that I like you.

23. Every message I write is written for you to read. There is movement all over the world, but you don’t respond.

24. When people are in the spotlight, they can't tell whether the people around them are real or fake. Only when you are down can you clearly see whether the people around you are humans or ghosts.

25. A girl’s most authentic photo will always be on her friend’s phone.

26. He and she were roommates and had been together for twenty years. They were used to talking to each other on the phone at night and talking about their concerns. That day, she said to him on the phone: What should I do if I like someone? How should I express my love? He was a little frustrated and said angrily: Hold it in! There was no sound on the other end of the phone. He asked: Why don't you speak? She said aggrievedly: You made me hold it in.

27. The most inspirational slogan in high school: Love rival is reading a book.

28. You can't give a person happiness, but at least you can make way for her.

29. In this world, don’t rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

30. Starting today, I have to take good care of myself, I have to eat well and not eat junk food, I have to get used to drinking hot water, I have to remember to take stomach medicine with me, I have to be friendly to everyone, I want to learn to read other people's eyes when speaking and doing things. I want to care more about the people around me. I want to become calm and smile when nothing is wrong. I want to be careless and careless. I want to fight for my future. I want to be good enough to be worthy of the person I love.

31. Relationships can withstand the wind and rain, but they cannot withstand the ordinary; friendship can withstand the ordinary, but cannot withstand the wind and rain.

32. Examination is the mistress that destroys family harmony.

33. When a girl is really angry, she doesn’t cry or make trouble, but she doesn’t speak.

34. How many people love someone in the name of friendship. How many people reject someone in the name of friendship.

35. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage to not be afraid of losing.

36. Many times, what we want is just a affirmative look and an understanding heart, nothing more.

37. Modern women have three things and four things. The third obedience is never gentle, never considerate, and never unreasonable. The four things are, you can’t talk about it, you can’t hit it, you can’t scold it, you can’t mess with it!

38. During an exam, I am happier when I get it wrong than when I get it right.

39. Sometimes, it’s not that I’m being unreasonable, I just want you to coax me.

40. You look at some people for a lifetime, but ignore them for a lifetime; you look at some people for a lifetime, but miss them for a lifetime.

41. Gradually understand that caring too much about someone will often hurt yourself; Gradually understand that a lot of love can be encountered but cannot be sought; Gradually understand that many things can only be owned once, let go It means loss; gradually it means understanding that sincerity to a person does not require repayment.

42. The three major illusions in life: your phone vibrates, someone knocks on the door, and he likes you.

43. When I hold you in my hand, you are like a cup. When I let go, you are like glass particles.

44. It’s not scary to have big breasts and no brains. What’s scary is having no breasts and no brains.

45. If you don’t let go of the wrong person, you will never find the right person.

46. I just want to be a child. I don’t want to see too many things and hear too many things. I just want to be simple all my life.

47. Why can’t you just calm down and talk! Do you know you are right? Think about the other person from another perspective, okay?

48. Sometimes, we always tend to ignore the people around us who are most familiar and suitable for us. In fact, that is our best choice. A beautiful talk about love from falling in love to getting married: Love is a slow and steady flow that will spoil you.

1. A good relationship does not make you faint all at once, but a long flow of love will spoil you.

2. Perhaps, love is a promise made inadvertently by a madman and guarded by a fool for a lifetime.

3. In a blink of an eye, in a blink of an eye. We will continue to be happy like this.

4. It takes a lot of ups and downs to find you among thousands of people, from saying hello to acquaintance to getting married.

5. From the moment we met to the time we got married, we have gone through so many difficulties. From the moment you promised me, I have already kept this time in my heart. Love you a little more every day and be a person who is not lazy.

6. I want to give happiness to the person I love with my own hands, but I don’t worry about others.

7. We have known each other for four years and been married for two years. Everything from acquaintance to marriage to experience is still clear in my mind. Happy second anniversary!

8. The five most beautiful sentences in the world: I will go find you. I'll buy it for you. Let's go home. I love you so much. Let's get married.

9. I suddenly understood why some people can go from meeting each other to getting married and giving birth to children within a year. It’s because they met the right person and fell in love. So happiness is not something you have to wait for. It doesn’t get better the longer you get along. If you don’t meet the right person, you won’t find love. No matter how long you get along, it will be in vain. No matter how long you wait, there will be no future.

10. Every spring, summer, autumn and winter we have walked together is a witness to our happiness.

11. The most beautiful thing in life is not the scenery, but the people who watch the scenery with you, and the joyful mood of watching the scenery together.

12. We got to know each other, were familiar with each other, cared about and missed each other, and in the end we walked together.

13. I really envy those people whose relationships go smoothly. They are so happy from acquaintance to marriage. It seems that falling in love is very simple, but why is it so complicated? Maybe falling in love is very simple, but the premise is that there is no deception or concealment. There are no secrets.

14. From acquaintance to dating to marriage, it feels like it just happened. From now on, become her sun and be happy forever.

15. The cycle of four seasons opens up winter and summer for you, allowing you to go through spring and autumn.

16. Acquaintance is dependent origination, knowing each other is dependent continuation, and staying together is dependent determination.

17. From acquaintance to marriage to having children, thank you for your company along the way. Marrying the right person is really the happiest thing in the world. May time be gentle to us!

18. It is fate that brings us together! I hope we can keep going, from origin to continuation, and from continuation to samadhi.

19. Love anniversary is another year of 313. From acquaintance to marriage to having children, we have successfully passed seven years, and we have officially entered the eighth year! Thank you for always being tolerant and tolerant of my imperfections. Of course, sometimes you are really annoying and annoying, but true love is when we bump into each other and still love each other!

20. From acquaintance to marriage, the two people walked together for twelve years. Twelve years are a reincarnation, from one starting point to another. Twelve years ago, you were ignorant boys and girls who longed for love. Twelve years later, you and each other have embarked on a new journey. This journey is called marriage! A long-lasting love

1. Meeting the right person in the right place is true happiness. Therefore, every day when the wind blows, we will be especially filled with grateful hearts.

2. True love is definitely the incarnation of an angel. A bad relationship is just a joke of the devil.

3. I am just talking about family affection.

4. I really want to be your mobile phone, put it in your arms, hold it in your hand, see it in your eyes, and remember it in your heart!

5. The so-called love means that after all the feelings, passion and romance are taken away, you still cherish the other person.

6. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder the most, tell me and I will appear immediately.

7. I can be so busy that I forget time, but I can’t be so busy that I have no time to think about you. Even if I only have one minute of free time, all I can think about in those 60 seconds is you.

8. There is no eternal love in the world, but there is definitely eternal family love in the world. Once love is transformed into family affection, the foundation is not built on sand.

9. Love is like a colorful balloon. No matter how gorgeous the color is, it cannot withstand a prick from the tip of a needle.

10. Some people’s love is just an emotion at that time. If the other party mistakenly regards this emotion as long-term love, it is their own naivety.

11. If you don’t know what sadness is, you won’t be truly grateful for happiness.

12. Don’t worry about being forgetful.

13. Before meeting the person of our dreams, God may arrange for us to meet someone else first; when we finally meet the person of our dreams, we should be grateful.

14. My biggest dream in life is to be able to say to you on my deathbed that I have loved you forever.

15. No matter how beautiful the love is, it is mixed with sadness, no matter how poignant the story is, it has an ending. If I fall in love with you, I will hurt myself! Should this love be let go?

16. When you can no longer have it, the only thing you can do is to stop yourself from remembering it.

17. With you, I lost myself; without you, I wish I would lose myself again.

18. Maybe, the road is not wrong, but the choice is wrong; love is not wrong, but fate is wrong.

19. Love is a mystery. When an excuse appears in love, it is an excuse. It is obviously an excuse that no longer has passion. It comes and goes without a trace.

20. Love is not a goal, but a journey; love is desire and loyalty.

21. Love is not necessarily between people.

22. No one is like me, still obsessed with a fruitless result.

23. True love is acceptance, not tolerance; support, not dominance; condolences, not questioning; true love requires both thanks and apology.

24. In the world of love, there are always some almost ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live a guilt-free life, he has already reached the end. What is so unbearable is not only the Love is life.

25. If we just meet and cannot stay, it is better not to meet.

26. The clouds are clear and the wind is gentle, and the water is gentle and flowing. It is more than just a friendship between gentlemen. Isn't it true that love is like falling flowers and flowing water, in heaven and on earth?

27. It’s not about vocal cord injury, it’s about completely changing your voice and speaking it fluently. Oh, it’s difficult.

28. I once pursued with all my life, but now I retreat like crazy.

29. Forgetfulness is better than remembering everything.

30. On the road of love, those who are calm are the ones who are full of pits and valleys. A moment of true love cannot be said to be false.

31. I don’t need a reason to fall in love with you, but if I really need it, 10,000 reasons are not enough!

32. If you like someone, there will be no pain. Loving someone may cause long-lasting pain, but the happiness they give me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

33. If I could get a flower every time I think of you, then I would wander among the flowers forever.

34. Loving you is my freedom, missing you is my feeling, I just say that I love you and miss you, it’s up to you whether you want to or not.

35. If love is not implemented in real life such as dressing, eating, counting money, and sleeping, it will not be easy to last forever. Sometimes, we mistakenly think that a life habit is a kind of love for a man or woman.

36. When people become crazy about work, they may empathize with things. The so-called animistic attraction does not necessarily only occur to people of the same kind.

37. I once said that I love you - the chaotic images of the world are only clear because of your face, but they are just your peerless and beautiful background.

38. If there is no equal love, then let me love more.

39. Love is selfish, and selfishness cannot tolerate the slightest fault: a picture, a word, a look, a trace of neglect. This little bit keeps me awake at night!

40. The people you meet who influence your life, the successes and failures you experience, all help to shape and achieve your life.

41. Things in the world are like books. I prefer your words. I am willing to be a comma and stay at your feet. But you have your own reader, and I am just the ferryman.

42. If love disappears and one party forces it to get it again for any reason, this is as unreasonable as trying to capture water by force. Love cannot be seen or touched, and it is unreasonable in the eyes of scientific nerds who demand the truth.

43. It hurts to love someone. I love him in this life, and I hope I can love him again in the next life. On the road of reincarnation, I am reluctant to leave and beg, so I write down the name of my lover with my own blood. Why?

44. When did you gradually fade out of my world? To this day, if others don’t mention you, I will never remember you again.

45. The pulses are as thin as silk and as thin as waves. The moon is not always round and the flowers are easy to fall, and I will be melancholy for a lifetime.

46. The taste of love is complex, and it is definitely worth trying twice and getting drunk. After three times, few people will have the courage to drink.

Playing on the spot is worse than child's play. Only the most boring people in the world can play this kind of love game. If you really have the temperament and hold a family banquet seriously, you will be called a good man and a brave woman.

47. Letting go is not an excuse not to love, holding hands is forever. A long-lasting love lasts forever

48. Love is like an aggressive war. Over time, his habits will become your habits; his relaxation will be your laughter; his sadness will be your tears; his depression will be your decadence.

49. For a person you love deeply, no matter whether the other person is blind, mute, deaf, burned on the face, or mutilated, you can face it calmly, or you can continue to love more carefully. However, once you think about the familiar voice of your loved one being completely changed into the voice of another stranger, you may be so frightened that you may wish you were deaf from now on. Otherwise, love cannot be guaranteed.

50. Good love means that the other person doesn’t mind even if you don’t say I love you. Because every look, every smile, every concern in daily life has already been said.

51. There is no one who loves you as deeply and truly as I love you.

52. Wrong love is like necrotic muscle. It should be removed as soon as possible. Although we know that it will be painful, it is the only chance to survive.

53. Time has not waited for me. It was you who forgot to take me away. My left hand is the firefly that I have never forgotten, and my right hand is ten years of long meditation.

54. Sometimes, the most painful thing is not the loss, but the unhappiness after getting it.

55. However, those who study science are equally indistinguishable from such unscientific and illogical so-called empty things.

56. Love is not necessary. Without it, the heart will be desolate. Desolate days are sad, and it’s not just love that’s sad? Love is like sweet rain. Without it, a parched heart, no matter how many seeds are sown, will never be able to germinate.

57. No matter what happens in the future or what you become, you are still my favorite.

58. People always cherish what they don’t get and forget what they have.

59. We are in the same world and have each other's space. I appreciate you and you wait and see me.

60. Love is like a butterfly, it brings joy wherever it likes to fly.

61. Love is the salt of life. With the help of it, people can appreciate the joy of the world.

62. Do you know that there is someone who misses you all the time? Your smiling eyes are like stars, shining in my heart every night.

63. Flowers fall to the ground and scatter into songs. Thousands of broken hearts fall into rain.

64. Love is like a tree, loyal to the earth with a firm stance. When I think back to my childhood, the personality of the bird returns to the sky of freedom. The floating shadows are always confusing your heart. Unfettered love is the flower of spring.

65. Will the love carved on the back of the chair be like the flowers on the cement, blooming in the lonely forest without wind.

66. If love is in front of you, waiting for a moment is too long; if love is at the end, waiting for a lifetime is too short!

67. Send you a copy of my resume. I want you to know more about me. By knowing all of your partner's sizes, you should be able to buy him any item of clothing.

68. Love is a ray of light, standing high in the sky. When I look up at your face, the kindness in your eyes makes me feel that my dream will come true!

69. I said that they all left because I wanted to bring them back one by one when I was loneliest.

70. Love is the voice of understanding and the strings of harmony. Let us pluck the strings, tell each other our hearts, and play a happy song.

71. The greatest misfortune of a woman is that she is smart and knows everything. If a woman is very smart, she must be very pitiful

72. Distance separates people from each other. But you can't separate your heart from each other, no matter where you go to the end of the world. My heart is always with you.

73. Love is eternal, it cannot be said that it is only for that moment.

74. Love will cool down. In ordinary days, the most important thing is to often warm the two hearts that rely on each other; love will settle. In the days when we get along, we must Remember to shake the glass of love from time to time!

75. Walk together under the transparent blue sky and share quiet and sweet moments. With you in my life, every day is beautiful.

76. Love only appears beautiful when it is sweet; it appears strong only when it is joyful; it appears serious only when it is solemn; it appears mysterious only when it is delicate.

77. No matter how strong a woman is, she needs a man to see through her fragility! No matter how fragile a man is, he needs a woman to touch the strength of his soul.

78. The deepest hurt in this world is not betrayal or dislike, but the gradual indifference after the ultimate deep love. Selection of those long-lasting love

79. My lovesickness falls lightly on your body, as light as the footprints of flying birds, leaving you unaware and secretly taking away all your breath. Talk about a good mood in 2019

1. Summer is here, and the situation on campus is basically: girls dress like nightclubs, and boys dress like migrant workers.

2. You are bullying me. I curse you for buying a bowl of noodles without a fork.

3. Among the easiest things in the world, delaying time is the least laborious.

4. Fireworks can create beautiful scenes, but you can create ugly looks!

5. When you grow up, you will marry Tang Seng. If you can play with him, play with him; if you can’t, eat him up.

6. Love can make people forget time, and time can also make people lose love.

7. Wrong love means buying shoes that don’t fit your feet. Your feet hurt when you wear them, and you feel bad when you throw them away.

8. Every morning I wake up with a different hairstyle, either Saiyan or Ultraman.

9. No one is worth your tears, and those who are will not make you cry.

10. Others are pretending to be awesome, but I am not awesome and can only pretend to be awesome.

11. When I get angry, I want to buy something. When I buy something, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry.

12. I thought I would have a vigorous review during the National Day. If I hadn’t finished my homework yet, I almost would have believed it.

13. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover!

14. I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who can give you peace of mind, the kind of peace of mind that comes from wearing long trousers tucked into socks.

15. Never explain what you say. If you need an explanation, you can definitely find Du Niang.

16. I know you still love me, even though we have accepted the reasons for separation.

17. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

18. If I throw a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at me. Who are you?

19. It may seem possible, but it may not be impossible.

20. When I hold you, you are like a crystal cup; when I let go, you are like glass slag!

21. Men are like one-yuan coins, with a strip in front and a chrysanthemum in the back.

22. Sometimes you shouldn’t challenge my patience because I am impatient.

23. Ask me for a Children’s Day gift, and I can give it to you, but you should be careful about Father’s Day in a few days.

24. I said puppy love is not a good thing, but we all like it.

25. I look forward to the end of class when I go to class, and look forward to the end of school when I get out of school. It turns out that my goal is very persistent.

26. Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with you.

27. Do you know how the Big Bang came about? Jehovah was smoking, and Gautama Buddha farted.

28. Why do we all give the darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and are not afraid of the dark.

29. I may not be too rich, but I can definitely give you what others can give you.

30. Don’t think that if you send text messages in class, I don’t know who would giggle at their crotch.

31. You always like to play with fire, and you are the kind of person who sets yourself on fire.

32. Every step in the future will be based on each other’s dreams.

33. It’s good that you left, otherwise I would always have to worry about you staying for dinner.

34. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.

35. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear!

36. The happiest thing is when the person you have a crush on also has a crush on you.

37. Even if the clown cries, you will think he is making you laugh.

38. You men only remember that eating more papaya will enlarge your breasts, but you don’t remember that eating more papaya will prevent you from getting pregnant.

39. You are really angry when a mosquito bites you, but what makes you even more angry is that you can’t find it when it bites you.

40. If you want to marry Big Big Wolf, your father must be Li Gang.

41. The dissolved magnificence is deposited in the shadow of prosperity and reality.

42. My concern is nothing more than a humble attempt to please you, so why should I pawn my youth for you without any regrets?

43. Fatty people eat one bite at a time. See who can reach the sky in one step.

44. Those who master the secret of happiness are those who regard the happiness of others as happiness and the joy of others as joy.

45. My heart is full of you, how can you let me feel sad.

46. Sit a little to the side, and it will press on my invisible wings.

47. A true warrior is greedy even if he is fat, stays up late even if he is sleepy, is star-chasing even if he is poor, and can control his appearance even if he is ugly.

48. On your way to happiness, there will be traces of me.

49. Only the liar in the world is sincere, because he sincerely lies to you.

50. Death is a part of life and something we are destined to do.

51. Human life is like shit. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

52. I am stumbling on the road to find love. When will I reach my destination?

53. Thank you to those who have no obligation but have always been with me.

54. The workers work, the small bosses do the work, the middle bosses make the market, and the big bosses make the momentum.

55. Time is ticking, ticking, and running away from my hands.

56. It is a kind of domineering to let the world bow its head, and it is a kind of courage to let yourself go.

57. I will not watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes.

58. Money is a good medicine, with blatant effects.

59. If a woman’s dream is to enter the palace of marriage, then a man’s dream is to enter the bridal chamber after marriage.

60. I must give you happiness, and no one can stop me. Kill whoever gets in the way, kill, kill, kill

61. Not because I am persistent, but because you are worth it.

62. It is said that the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry. It is too thin to wipe your butt.

63. If emotional matters can be forced, then the world will be too boring.

64. I can learn to play LOL for you and then beat you to death.

65. In the past, I watched you go away. Let me go this time.

66. I don’t know many people in my circle. You are awesome. You are awesome. Please stop pretending to be awesome in front of me. My stomach can’t stand it.

67. Ever since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first year of high school, I have never understood mathematics.

68. My temper drives away many people but also leaves behind the most true people.

69. I want to guard you every step of the way, but I’m afraid you’ll eat shit if I take a step away.

70. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised me for having an idol on the left side of my nostril.

71. It’s none of your business that I like you. If you have the ability, you can also like me and give it a try.

72. Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

73. Others have a background, but I only have a back.

74. It’s time to leave, see you at the same table! Best friend himself! Goodbye bestie! Goodbye teacher! headmaster. Pay my tuition back.

75. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you a little flood and you will flood. I asked the old lady to put on red lips to give you some color.

76. Don’t give up old friends easily. Because you can't find someone else to replace him. Friendship is like wine, the older the better.

77. There is no other half with 100 points, only two people with 50 points!

78. Life is like Super Girl, and those who make it to the end are pure men.

79. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

80. It is said that it is not safe to play with mobile phones while walking. I was so scared that I started running to play.

81. Gently, I don’t want to disturb you. It's a pity that I still encountered memories that hurt me!

82. The couple held hands in the park, and I held my dog. See who is disobedient and bite them both.

83. Love is when you meet a better person, but you are still with the person you have vowed to spend your whole life with.