Please translate. (English to Chinese) Thank you!

What is Haagen-Dazs doing to me?

Where can I go if I have any wisdom?

Where am I?

How is it?

I didn’t ask you, you told me.

Don’t let me hear you, you idiot. Say it. of. .

Every day of my life I can't help but ask you interesting questions.

You are interesting.

Go away, live the right life. Picture your mother alive to thank you for your grace.

Confused confused or living every day, every day life life.

Oh, this is life?