Humorous sentences after violating regulations

The humorous sentences after violations are as follows:

1. I was over the limit last week, and I was speeding this week. I don’t know if I will violate the regulations again next week. This is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.

2. Points will be deducted from my driver’s license! The points I keep for never breaking the rules are just used to deduct points from others.

3. If you violate the rules for the first time in your life, commemorate it with a set. Woohoo... points will be deducted and fined!

4. The road is so blocked every day that points and fines will be deducted if you press the line slightly. Why don't you ignore illegal parking on this road every day?

5. It was quite funny when I stood at the bus stop early in the morning and watched the traffic police sticking "beef jerky" stickers on the opposite side for illegal parking.

6. For illegal parking that does not deduct points, it is better not to deal with the insurance premium increase next year. The violation will be dealt with after purchasing next year's insurance in January.

7. No violations for two years. As a result, 4 were done in one month.

8. I went to buy a glass of water. Then. A violation ticket. I contributed living expenses to the people's "bandits" again!

9. Veteran drivers also break the rules. To commemorate the first deduction of points in Qingdao.

10. A phone call woke me up during the big break! They said I had violated the rules. Fortunately, no points will be deducted after checking.

11. A group of noble police officers were punishing illegal animals, and she got lost on the street corner covered in dust.

12. There are no points or fines for speeding violations. Surprise, unexpected, happy!

13. I am also very helpless. Of course, I am not the one who violates the rules. It’s been six years since I got my driver’s license, and it’s the first time I’ve had points deducted.