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What are the circle of friends suitable for power outage?

1, power failure suddenly. Looking at the darkness outside, I suddenly feel a sense of eschatology. You and I walked quietly to the end of the world in the dark.

2, alone at home, suddenly the power went out, but in the face of darkness, there was no wave in my heart. I used to panic. It seems that people really grow up silently.

3. The power is out. I haven't felt such a peaceful moment for a long time. Don't worry about anything, stay in the dark and concentrate on listening to music. The scented candle I bought a long time ago was covered with dust, and it finally worked at this time.

4. The power went out, and the flickering candlelight became bright in the dark. The night is getting deeper and deeper, but I'm not sleepy. Then listen to music.

I didn't know until the power went out. It turns out that I am afraid of the dark, and the darkness for a moment makes people dizzy and insecure. You won't know until you have experienced it!

6. The power is out. I haven't experienced such a power outage for a long time. There is only the light from the computer screen and the mobile phone screen in the room, and the depressed mood is deeper in the dark shadow.

7. The power is out. This occasional dark night is also enjoyable. Of course, it's not completely dark. Occasionally, street lamps and trucks pass by the roadside. ...

8, the house leaks in the rain, but it still can't escape the bad luck of power failure! Some time ago, the storm didn't cut off the power supply, but it rained very little yesterday, so the power supply was cut off. What a pity!

9. There was a power outage at home, thinking that there was no electricity bill, and then I went to charge it. Who knows that after charging the electricity bill, I plugged in the electricity meter and found that the balance was still zero. I have no choice but to give my electricity meter card to the property and see what happened, leaving me sitting at the door blowing cold air and stamping my feet.

10 but the power went out. The whole building is quiet, just like myself, but actually it is myself. I don't like people who are seriously inconsistent inside and outside. Such people are actually the same as demons. I dance on the tightrope every day, but I must always be careful of the sniper behind me. It is easy to be pessimistic in the dark, looking forward to the call and looking forward to the light!

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12. When we arrived at the company today, we were surprised to find that the power was out and the shutter door could not be opened, let alone worked. A little embarrassed, a little excited and a little helpless. A little tired, I don't want to go home, but I can't help it. I want to drag my heavy legs home to sleep. The weather is still very good, suitable for sleeping.

13. There was a power failure at home, and I was at a loss. How did the ancients live? I have to find a place with electricity and internet. Actually, I prefer to stay at home on weekends ... What else can I do when the power goes out? Helpless modern people ...

14 is out of power. I watched the forensic autopsy on my mobile phone, and suddenly I felt that the atmosphere was wrong. I simply went downstairs and bought a bowl of mala Tang, which made me feel even better. Power failure, watching crime documentaries in the dark, mala Tang, you deserve it.

15. There is a power failure at home, and the lights are still on in the neighbor's house. I don't know where the leakage is, and the leakage protector has jumped. Stealing in the dark seems more lonely.