I want some jokes, funny ones, suitable for texting. Send it to the people you like.

Funny SMS 19. Dear user, at this time we have deducted 20 yuan from your phone bill and dedicated it to the cause of Palestinian national liberation. For this reason, the Palestinian Autonomous Government has decided to grant you a noble award in the name of the entire Arab world. Title: Bunren Salebaki!

Funny SMS 20. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies in broad daylight. Damn it.

Funny SMS 21. I only care about you. What I care about is whether I care about you. I care about you as much as I care about you. I care about you as much as I care about you. , little boy, I’ll make you dizzy!

Funny SMS 22. Have you heard of it? Five hundred times of looking back in the past life are only exchanged for one brush with each other in this life. For close friends like you and me, it seems that we didn’t do anything in our previous lives except to look back!

Funny SMS 23. Two counterfeiters accidentally made fake banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. They decided to take them to remote mountainous areas to spend them. When they took a 15 yuan bill and bought 1 yuan After eating the candied haws, they cried, and the farmer gave them two pieces worth 7 yuan each.

Funny short message 24. Portrait of your life: learn to take a bath by yourself at the age of ten - Zhu Ziqing; shine at the age of twenty - Zhu Shimao; find a job at the age of thirty - Zhu establishes a career; at forty If you hire a servant at the age of 50, the pig will get the servant; if you learn to play basketball at the age of 50, the pig will shoot!

Funny SMS 25. A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "Can you be responsible for my future?" The boy said: "Of course, we are not one or two years old anymore!"

Funny SMS 26. I was chatting with my friends just now, and they talked about you, do you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was too much! I don’t treat you like a pig at all!