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Tangle express
Only express delivery is discussed here.
E-commerce captured the hearts of buyers with a few pictures and some lyrical words. After the e-commerce receives the prepaid payment, it gives the goods to the courier, and the courier gives the goods to the buyer, and the business is done.
A single business, buyers and sellers enjoy express delivery, which can be described as killing two birds with one stone.
However, in recent ten years, the problems of express delivery have emerged one after another. Among them, the most puzzling thing is that it was not delivered according to the specific delivery address.
If the courier just wants to park in a rough place, he will call everyone and let the consignee pick it up himself. People who pick up the courier will be reprimanded for sending the courier if the speed is a little slower. Reprimand makes you feel a lot. Sometimes, I really throw your goods on the ground in front of you, then whistle and walk away leisurely.
Sometimes, the courier will suddenly call and ask you to pick up the courier at the designated place, but at this moment, you are engrossed in driving on the expressway. Because couriers change frequently, you don't know the phone number of the new courier, so you have an instinctive precaution against strange numbers. But in the express delivery place, it is completely different. You're not answering, are you? If you don't answer, I'll send you a text message to tell you that your courier has been put in the security room at the gate of the community, or given to a store. You can get it there. Thank you for your cooperation.
It is impossible for you to stop driving on the highway, especially when you answer the phone or reply to text messages. Otherwise, it is likely to endanger the safety of life and property.
When you finally arrived at the designated place, the store was closed, or the courier was taken by mistake or stolen. You check the logistics information, which says "I have signed for it" in five simplified Chinese characters. You called to ask about the express delivery, and people have already fallen asleep.
You ask the businessman for justice. The merchant's "because, because, and then" with seven civet cats and eight eyes kept saying a thousand words, which had nothing to do with Lao Zi and Lao Niang. Otherwise, you are required to take screenshots, send pictures, provide live video or audio, and so on. You obviously bought a bestseller, but what you have in your hand is something that looks like a bra. Don't you just want to find a cigarette when you send the pictures to the merchants? You will say that there is only one bag left in that place, and there is one in your hand anyway. This mentality drives you and makes your behavior more and more absurd. When you face your wife with something that looks like a bra, your wife who has had a mastectomy will give you great face if she doesn't catch your old face in the broken net!
Not according to the specific address of the consignee, he also has his own good reasons for sending the courier. So many consignees are distributed in different communities, different buildings and different floors. If all the consignees deliver the goods to your door, you can't make two thick legs into thin twists. You can take it or not, but I put it there for you.
It is completely unruly for the consignee not to deliver the goods according to the consignee's specific address. I obviously paid enough freight, but you gave me half. Aren't you shorthanded, cheating and bullying? If you say so, why should I write down the specific delivery address? I write so specifically, isn't it guiding the "three hands"? I'm sick. Me? This is the hard money you earned by delivering the courier. Oh, you have the money, but you don't want to finish the work. What's the difference between your behavior and robbing money in the street? Once you encounter such a courier, the pleasure of buying good things will be ruined at once. But to take a step back, the consignee really has to go to the designated halfway to pick up the courier, because in any case, the logistics information has already shown "I have signed for it". As for whether I signed it or not, it depends on the merchant, and the merchant has the final say. You can't swallow your pride and go to court. I delayed you for three or five years and pushed you a few times, and you were relieved a long time ago.
If you were an asshole, it would have been ready for you. Look how difficult it is to send express delivery! Who can deliver so many goods a day and go door to door? Your son can do it in one day, but not in two days, right? Don't you just go to the door of the community to get the courier? A few more steps and it's time for exercise. Now that you mention it, most people may be speechless.
But in the eyes of two people, the person who said this is pure nonsense. This is another typical example of confusing truth with morality. The consignee has paid the courier fee, and the courier must follow the established rules and deliver the goods to the specific address. This is a fact. Sympathy for the courier, this is a moral issue. The two belong to completely different categories.
However, in real life, too many people are too lazy to compare this truth. It is precisely because of this inertia in human nature that couriers dare to be lazy or even rough and rough in loading and unloading goods.
In recent years, there seems to be a special regulatory body with special regulations to supervise the work attitude and quality of express delivery. To tell the truth, in the place of lazy politicians, these things are "said in the mouth, written on paper and hung on the wall". Say, write, hang up, it's over, it's over. Isn't it delivered to the receiving address? What a big deal! I'm really full! In this way, a mountain in front of the consignee becomes a grain of sand for the supervisor.
In fact, the consignee endured more than the rudeness and rudeness of sending express delivery. There are many.
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