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Are there any brilliant and funny sentences that make people laugh to death?

Wonderful and interesting sentences are as follows:

1, you are a master of martial arts. Think of that year: punching Nanshan nursing home and kicking Beihai kindergarten; People less than one meter in the street were knocked down. They stamped their feet on the morgue and said, Stand up if you don't agree! No one dares to say anything.

2, small faint in misty poetry, big faint in soap operas.

3. Appear at the age of one, make progress every day at the age of ten, be ambitious at the age of twenty, be basically oriented at the age of thirty, thrive at the age of forty, work hard at the age of fifty, retire at the age of sixty, play mahjong at the age of seventy, bask in the sun at the age of eighty, lie in bed at the age of ninety, and hang on the bed at the age of one hundred.

4, the fox is not a demon, sexy is not enchanting.

5, cucumbers must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.

6. Bow down by courage, look up by strength.

7. People and dogs are different when they spend all kinds of red flowers.

8, people can't judge a person by his appearance, and the third can't judge a person by his appearance.

9. Opportunities don't come every day. Do it when it's time to do it, so as not to rush to do it and return empty-handed.

10, Zhang San bought a horse and Zhang San got on it, but Li Si was not worried, so his heart was not as good as his actions.