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Four words with literary color, China characteristics and sense of the times

Long live XXX

Mao Zedong pointed out a long time ago that longevity is not as good as eternal health, which is green and sustainable. Can the feudal word Long Live also be used against feudalism? For example, long live Marxism and socialism. Of course, long live democracy and science.

Special handling of special things

If there is a provision in the rules for "handling special matters", how many rules are there? If such "special" only comes from leaders, it will be worthy of the name. Then why do you say "do something special"? Because the rules are still useful to set off this "special".

27, convenience measures, do practical things.

Get a few convenience measures or a few practical things for the people, and announce them immediately so that the world will not know. Other measures and other things are inconvenient for ordinary people, aren't they?

28. Organizational decision-making

Who is the organization? Can an organization decide whose organization it is? Is the leader of an organization a person or an organization? Invisible organization and visible organizational leadership, coupled with absolute dialectical psychedelic, make people obey the "organizational decision" of political height.

29, disturb the top

As soon as the senior management reported to the police, it showed that the problem was serious and the parents were angry. Generally speaking, it is good to have an angry instruction, and then send a central investigation team. One or several ways is an imperial envoy, and it is best to bring more lenses and umbrellas.

30, check it out

What is the bottom of "bottom"? The meaning is as follows So "check it out" means, check it out. Generally, we should add a half sentence "never be soft" after "check to the end". Yes, it is impossible to be soft. That's the scapegoat.

3 1 unified thinking

Even in feudal society, the whole world was not the land of kings, and the coast of land was not the land of princes. It was impossible for princes to think of Wang Si, let alone modern and present.

Not only have ideas, but also instant noodles. The latter is known for advertising. The former is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people because of the report of the small meeting of the General Assembly. Actions can be unified, but thoughts cannot be unified. Isn't there a bowl of hot instant noodles in everyone's soul? It is better to change the unified idea into a "unified" brand idea.

Relevant departments

In daily news reports, we often hear that "relevant departments should …". We don't know if the word "relevant departments" is a news term, but we have accepted it after hearing so much.

"The relevant departments should …" seems to indicate that someone and a certain department must be responsible for this matter. Maybe reporters and editors haven't figured out (or don't want to figure out) which department this is.

Why can't you tell me who that department is? I don't know. I can report it after verification. If you don't call the roll, people's "relevant departments" will be indifferent, and the public will be confused next time they report it.

Chinese is really subtle.

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"Related departments" can be traced back to Zhuge Liang's "Model". "If there is a criminal who is honest and kind, he should be punished to show that your majesty is fair, not selfish, and the internal and external laws are different." Among them, "department" is now "related department".

15, reflected by the masses

Who are the masses? What is the situation reflected by the masses? In fact, it is a small matter among the masses. But as soon as it is reflected by the masses, the people and things that immediately appear to be reflected are the sea of Wang Yang in the eyes of the masses, and they feel that there is no escape and no choice. Such as this, there is no need to provide any direct evidence, but there is one piece of evidence that does not need to be verified-the masses reflect.

This evidence is both vague and intimidating; Not true, but also very vague; Simple and complicated; I don't know who it is, it can be anyone; Just like irrefutable evidence, there are some monks; It is both an iron plate and a fist to beat cotton. ...

16, the public is very angry.

What is the public anger that has not been surveyed? What is the value of such unmeasurable quantification? Why is such an unreasonable way constantly used in judicial practice? Who will set the standard of public anger and measure its quality?

Only people, only people can solve this problem.

The public anger subsided, and another process from the masses to the masses ended.

Maybe it never happened.