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Brainstorming encyclopedia and answers

Brainstorming encyclopedia and answers:

1. A bag contains soybeans and mung beans. A person pours beans on the ground and quickly separates them. How did he divide them? Answer: a soybean and a mung bean.

2. On a snowy day, Awen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why did he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.

3. A Dai drove to the zoo to play. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he get to his destination? Answer: I have already opened it.

4. What is the ceremony that the priest can't perform under any circumstances? Answer: your own funeral.

5. In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank paper.

6. There is an animal that you killed but shed your own blood. What kind of animal is this? Answer: mosquitoes.

7. When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, his parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang didn't know any foreign languages, but he didn't feel any inconvenience as in his own country. Why? Answer: He is a baby.

8. What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her shape? Answer: peerless beauty.

9. What kind of animals do you see first when you enter the zoo? Answer: people.

1. What photo can't tell who it is? Answer: X-rays.

11. The news published in the newspaper may not be 1% true, but what news can never be false? Answer: year, month and day.

12. What disease does Sleeping Beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia.

13. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, "I can sit in a place where you will never sit!" " Where is he sitting? Answer: Sit on Xiaohua.

14. The family has its own rules, and the state has its own rules. What rules are there in the zoo? Answer: tortoise.

15. What official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays for himself? Answer: groom.

16. There is a place that teaches bad guys, but no policeman dares to take action against it. What is this place? Answer: detention center.

17. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees can't jump.

18. What kind of death is popular with the general death row inmates? Answer: old age.

19. On a gloomy night, a girl with long hair shawl and pale face in white stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hands, but she couldn't touch her. Why? Answer: through the window.

2. What valuable things are most likely to disappear? Answer: satellite.

21. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I am afraid of biting my finger.

22. What water should be distributed as planned? Answer: salary.

23. what is the product with the same manufacturing date and effective date? Answer: the newspaper of the day.

24. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Answer: doctor.

25. Excuse me: If you divide 18 into two parts equally, but you can't get 9, how many more will you get? Answer: 1 (from the middle).

26. What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists do for a living? Answer: mouth.

27. Sports competitions require athletes to be "higher, faster and stronger" and to "move forward", but there is a kind of competition that can only be postponed. What kind of competition is this? Answer: tug-of-war.

28. Dad bought a pen, but he can't write. Why? Answer: it's an electric pen.

29. There is a kind of boat that has never been in the water. Why is it still a boat? Answer: Spacecraft.

3. Why didn't a person fall from the plane and die? Answer: The plane is parked on the ground.

31. Xiao Wang, who likes snacks, weighs 5 kilograms at the heaviest, but only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why? Answer: When he was born.

32. What is the most critical factor in divorce? Answer: get married.

33. What do people dislike to eat? Answer: a loss.

34. What is the best way to cure carsickness? Answer: Walk.

35. How did Class Three, Grade Four do abacus calculations? Answer: each has his own abacus.

36. As soon as Lao Li finished cutting his hair, he asked the barber to "divide it", but the barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: The barber shaved his head.

37. Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.

38. There is an animal. You killed it but shed your own blood? What kind of animal is this? Answer: it's a mosquito.

39. What do you have to do first if you want to make your dream come true? Answer: wake up.

4. A man fell into the river, and he climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

41. What is a person's mood when he is on the operating table? Answer: Be slaughtered.

42. A person was hit on the head by something falling from a height of several kilometers, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: It's snowflakes that fall.

43, two brothers, generally tall. Wear jade fingers in your ears and bite cloth in your mouth. Answer: scissors.

44. Banqiao's poems are praised by everyone. (Beating a Hong Kong actress) Answer: Sammi Cheng.

45. From a distance, it looks like a cucumber with pimples. Elegant gentleman's dish, it's not bad to clear heat. (Hit a vegetable) Answer: Bitter gourd.

46. You are not a painter. You often paint me without a pen, which is better than a painter. Answer: mirror.

47, round belly and sharp mouth, drink water before biting. The tail is hidden in the stomach, and the tail water is pushed to the mouth by hand. (Hit one thing) Answer: syringe.

48. Take a broad view of China. (Hit a Hong Kong star) Answer: Leslie Cheung.

49, shave. Answer: Daoxiao Noodles.

5. Small nuts are like soybeans, and people give them the beautiful name of Jieshou. Answer: cashew nuts.

51. Young and scheming. Answer: Slip carefully.

52. The old man has a female name, Chan Juan. (Playing a career) The answer: Lunar New Year.

53. You reach the head of the Yangtze River. Answer: Wang Shangyuan.

54. Born like an arch bridge. Answer: Changhong.

55. Look at Chang 'an in China. (Hit a CCTV host) Answer: Gu Changning.

56. Throw money to eliminate disasters. (Hit a CCTV host) Answer: Sa Beining.

57, severe cold. Answer: The coldest day.

58. If it comes to the tree and shakes its head, it gently blows the clouds away. Answer: the wind.

59. Reality. Answer: sherbet.

6, red sharp, green sharp, sometimes not spicy but very sweet. (Hit a vegetable) Answer: Chili.

61. shed. Answer: early spring and February.

62. Old Sichuan. Answer: Cuba.

63. The new moon is wrapped in a five-pointed star, and the national flower Jasminum giraldii can be seen everywhere. Answer: Pakistan.

64. It looks like jasmine and has a strong fragrance. (Hit a flower) Answer: Jasminum.

65, Baihua Spring City Southeast Asia, water puppet show life. Answer: Hanoi.

66. People give carnation with a good name, and double pink flowers are presented to mom. Answer: Carnation.

67. The wooden frame is square with small pictures in the middle. Answer: photo frame.

68, ugly in appearance, but precious, golden in color and flushed. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Apple and pear.

69. It looks like a flower but not a flower, and the tricolor amaranth flower has a top leaf. Answer: Yan Laihong.

7. There are many volcanoes with complex terrain, and the salt lake is the lowest point in Africa. Answer: Djibouti.

71. An emperor has a good horse. Answer: Ka Kui Wong.

72. At first glance, there is one person, counting tens of thousands. (Type a word) Answer: 1 million.

73. There was a little fat man with a big belly. He couldn't eat anything but drink liquid. (Hit a vessel) Answer: teapot.

74. The Zimbabwean people get together. Answer: Xujiahui.

75. Fat rice blooms, making fun of snacks and children love them. Answer: popcorn.

76, wordy. The answer: nagging (Lee Hyo Ri).

77. Chickens drink tea and lay eggs. Answer: tea eggs.

78. The small cake is not big enough, and the coffee and wine smell spilled into it, so the fashionable dessert belongs to it. Answer: Tiramisu.

79. Say it's like a bird, not a bird, and the clouds are flying high from the ground. (Take a vehicle) Answer: Plane.

8, medicine is indispensable without special effects, and flowers are white in bundles. (Hit a flower) Answer: white peony.

81. Unknown, Qi Xishi, patriotic and strong-willed woman. (Hit a historical figure) Answer: Zheng Dan.

82. The source of Anhui, the place of Zen, and the hometown of Er Qiao tell many stories. Answer: Qianshan County.

83. Flowers can be used as medicine in summer, with white outside and yellow inside and extremely fragrant. (Hit a flower) Answer: frangipani.

84. Singing folk songs on the plane. Answer: air conditioning.

85. Wooden characters have two eyes. (type a word) answer: rice.

86. Wearing a plastic hat and a tin flower robe, gently squeeze it on the brush and send it to the mouth to bubble. Answer: Toothpaste.

87. Ke Jingteng and Shen Jiayi competed for the box office this summer. (Name two movies) The answer: In a small age, you are a detective.

88. Say that the peach is not a peach, wearing a brown robe and long fluff. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Kiwi.

89. The red face has freckles, and the green straw hat blocks the sun. The smell is fragrant and full of nose, and the honey is bitten in one bite. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Strawberry.

9. A box can heat dishes, so you don't have to turn it yourself. Answer: microwave oven.

91. Wrap the purple robe layer by layer, and everyone will cut it and shed tears. (Hit a vegetable) Answer: Onions.

92. Not too old, with a large beard. Wear green clothes outside and show gold teeth inside. Answer: corn.

93. Say that you are a dog and can't bark. You are top-heavy and swaying in the wind. (Hit a plant) The answer: dog tail grass.

94. It looks like jasmine and has a strong fragrance. (Hit a flower) Answer: Jasminum.

95, Baihua Spring City Southeast Asia, water puppet show life. Answer: Hanoi.

96. People give carnation with a good name, and double pink flowers are presented to mom. Answer: Carnation.

97. The wooden frame is square with small pictures in the middle. Answer: photo frame.

98, ugly in appearance, but precious, golden in color and flushed. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Apple and pear.

99. It looks like a flower but not a flower, and the tricolor amaranth flower has a top leaf. Answer: Yan Laihong.

1. There are many volcanoes with complex terrain, and the salt lake is the lowest point in Africa. Answer: Djibouti.