Accompanying my mother to deal with traffic violations at the traffic police brigade

The girl said that she used to like a senior. When she stayed by his side, she didn’t dare to raise her head and speak. His hands were beautiful and his clothes always had a faint scent of soap. Later, when I became his girlfriend, I realized that this idiot always threw his clothes in a bucket, trampled on them, and then hung them out to dry without even washing out the soap suds.

Accompanying my mother to deal with traffic violations at the traffic police brigade. . . elder brother. . . A man came in and said, "This is a car driven by my wife. Help me find out how much the fine is." After half a day, the traffic policeman looked at him sympathetically and said, "21000"... I knew this. What a waste! "What's your car?" "Well, you'll have to pay a fine. Just throw it away." . . Bar. . . I laughed so hard next to me that I hurt myself. . .

One time, my father was drunk. My mother brought him hangover tea and said, "Drink this to relieve the hangover." My father replied firmly: "Don't drink it." Looking at his look like that , I really couldn’t stand it anymore, so I grabbed the wine glass from my mother’s hand and said to my father, “Are you a brother? If you are a brother, just do it.” My father grabbed the wine glass and said, “Okay! I respect you if you do it first!" My mother was shocked on the spot...

Asked, what is the most disgusting thing? Xiao Jia: Eat a piece of shit! Then he asked, what’s more disgusting than eating a piece of shit? Xiaoqiang: Eat two lumps! Continuing to ask, what’s more disgusting than eating two pieces of shit? Xiao Sai replied: He ate two pieces of shit. There was enoki mushroom in the shit, and his teeth were broken! Can't get it out! ! ! ! !

My girlfriend told me to buy a box of water for my mother tonight. After I answered the phone, I immediately moved a box of ice cream and sent it over. My girlfriend called me just now and got furious: "Ah, if I ask you to buy perfume, you can buy a box of mineral water!"

On my way to get off work last night, I suddenly saw a boy wearing a hat fighting with someone. The figure from the back looks familiar. If you identify it carefully, isn't that my son? I hurriedly rushed over and caught him: "You brat, you didn't come home from school and you got into a fight with someone on the street!", my son nervously replied: "Dad, you got the wrong person..."

I want to cry. I can't find my career as a farmer or agricultural technician, so I have to choose to stay at home. I rent land in other places to grow golden thorns and nectarines. I am often not at home, and I often go to other places to provide technical guidance for other people's farms. . Farmer brothers and sisters have helped me. City people should also take pity on me, a farmer. I hope the society will be fairer. Thank you all.

I encountered a couple quarreling on the road at the end of the week. The man was very impatient: "You What do you like about me? "Female: "I just like you as a man. If you like it, you can change it!"

A company party held an event. The leader wrote "elite" on one side and "trash" on the other. Just tell the employees that they stand on whatever side they think they are. In the end, everyone was on the side of the elite, and only one employee was on the side of the trash. The employees were laughing at him and saying this guy was so stupid. The leader was also very curious and asked why he was standing here. He replied: Only rubbish will be crowded into a pile, and elites are just individuals. The leader promoted him instantly.

The female lawyer was quarreling with her husband and was crying. Suddenly, a call came in from the client. She sat up in shock while she was dying, and she was beaming and pointing out everything. Five minutes had passed. Husband: What was the quarrel about just now? Oh, by the way, you seem to be crying. Do you want to continue? I don’t know why I just can’t find the feeling. . [呲呲][呲呲]

On her birthday, he rushed to the restaurant 10 minutes late. She was very angry. He said there was a traffic jam on the road, and she said you lied to me. Half an hour ago I saw on my phone that you were 50 meters away from me! He was speechless for a moment. At this time, the waiter next to her said: This gentleman was cooking in the kitchen just now... Her tears flowed down unsatisfactoryly... After saying that, the waiter glanced at him with a blush on her face, and secretly tidied her messy hair... Sentences about not being able to stay with your child

When a child gets sick, he cries all by himself, fighting against the whole world, fighting alone! I feel so guilty that I can't be by my daughter's side when she needs me most.

Sentences about not being able to stay with your children

1. At this time, I especially want to go home, not because I miss home so much but because I know how much my parents miss me and they I feel so lonely and have worked so hard to raise my children but I feel so ashamed that I can't be with them. I just hope that they can be healthy and safe and everything is fine. This year I must thank myself, thank myself for never giving up, thank myself for always working hard, thank myself for always persisting, thank myself for slowly getting better, thank myself for my firm ideals and beliefs, thank me for the unbroken dreams in my heart, the harder I work, the luckier I will be. I believe everything will be better. 20xx Me Waiting to meet a better self, I love you who always loves me

2. Some things are really wonderful. It wasn’t until I saw him holding his child today that I realized how life turned out. The order is really important. No matter if it is one step earlier or one step later, the person who stays with him cannot be me. It turns out that he also has such a gentle side, but that person is not me. In the days without me, I wish you good morning, good afternoon and good night.

3. Suddenly I find that I am an easily moved person, especially affected by external emotions. When I heard a mother calling her child on the subway and saying, "Mom, I miss you very much," I suddenly wanted to cry. I knew we had the same mood. We both miss our children, but we can't be with them. around children. At that moment, how many people were like me, especially parents who were far away, missing their relatives from afar. . .

4. Sometimes I am very doubtful and wonder if my decision is very selfish. My parents have become empty nesters. As a recent graduate, I have no way to help them live a good life quickly. I can neither stay with them nor provide them with material satisfaction. There are 365 days in a year, and there are 350 days when I can’t see them. Are most children like me?

5. My father’s life is short, and the doctor said he will only last half a year at most! And in my current situation I can’t be by his side all the time! I don’t know what to do besides being helpless. During this year of pregnancy, I worried about him more than myself. In the end, my twins lost a baby. Giving birth to a baby was originally a joyous event, but I cried every day. ! I gave birth to a child here, and then my father was diagnosed with a tumor. My life was extremely painful! What should I do?

6. Mr. Chen worked the night shift on New Year’s Eve and I was not with him. I miss him so much, but I can’t be like a child. I want to grow up and I can’t be a burden to him

7. The current number of left-behind children can be said to have reached a very high level. Many people blame the parents of these children, accusing them of working all the time and having no time, and blaming them for why they cannot stay with their children.

8. You grow up with me, and I grow old with you. It seems to be such a warm picture, but can children still grow up in such an environment? Many parents' love deprives their children of their right to grow up. Are they trying to encourage their children to stay with their parents forever and become an old man? You can never have your cake and eat it too. Anyway, I don’t want my child to be like this. I hope she will leave the wings of her parents, go out and taste the ups and downs of life, so that she doesn’t come here in vain.

9. When her child grew up day by day and she could no longer stay with her child every day, she decided to resign and start a new career as a full-time junior actress

10. The most painful moment The New Year has passed, good luck, come soon. God, I know you will take care of me. I cannot be with my parents and children this year. We are very close, but we cannot celebrate the New Year together

11. Raise a small memory Speaking of old people, let the old people say that when we have children of our own, we will realize how good our parents are to us and how hard they worked to raise us. Thinking about our ignorant self, we will feel inexplicably sad. I couldn't be with him during the Chinese New Year, and I suddenly felt so sad

12. In my mother's eyes, I will always be a child. I was still a child, but my mother had gray hair. Time, please slow down, don't let my mother get older. Now that I work far away from my hometown, I can't be with my parents every day like before, so I cherish every time I can go home and spend more time with them.

13. We have to watch a good movie every day. The two movies we watched in the past two days have one thing that is quite similar, that is, the conflict between children and parents. Most parents want their children to stay with them throughout their lives, not to question their opinions, and to always obey them. Children are individuals, thinking, and everyone has their own ideas. I think filial piety does not prohibit children from questioning and putting forward their own ideas, right?

14. If you want to work, you can’t take care of your children. If you choose to take care of your children and stay with them, you can’t work. You can’t have both.

15. You are not very good at raising children. The difference is so big. . . . . I really regret bringing my child here. . . Can't get true love! ! There is only obvious partiality. . . I really hate that I don’t have the ability to be by his side and watch him grow. . . . Tired. . . If he was really capable we wouldn't be like this. . . Annoyance annoyance. . .

16. My grandpa passed away. The former soldier who fought against U.S. aggression and aided Korea held on to his last breath, waiting for all his children to come back, and then slowly closed his eyes, but I couldn't stay with my grandpa. , can't look at him for the last time. I really hope this is a dream. When I wake up from the dream, my grandpa will still be smiling at my children on the other end of the video and waving to me. If I could go back in time, I would rather not have a child in my belly and spend the last few nights with my grandpa. , send grandpa off for his last journey.

17. Have three days off and spend three days with your child. During these three days, you can see that he is very happy and shows happy expressions from time to time. Seeing him so happy makes me feel guilty. As a parent, I cannot always be with my child. This regret cannot be made up for.

18. Sometimes I feel confused and can’t figure out what the purpose of marriage is? I can't see my parents every day, I can't stay with my parents on holidays, I endure the pain of being pregnant for ten months, I risk my life to give birth to a child with a different surname from my own, and I end up with all kinds of ailments afterwards, my figure is out of shape, Only those who have given birth to children will understand hair loss, urinary incontinence, and gynecological diseases. You work during the day to make money and go home at night to cook, wash, mop and take care of the children, or you have no income from watching the children around the stove during the day, and you reach out to ask the children's father for some money. At that time, even the other person looking at you would think it was contempt, right? The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were having a conflict and couldn't help but complain a few words. The other party shouted angrily that that's my mother. She has paid too much for this family and I don't allow anyone to talk about her. Okay, I won’t say it, but she has devoted more than 20 years to you, hasn’t she? Not me. There are endless housework to do every day, and I look at my children who are not growing up. I am very cautious for fear that if I do something wrong or say something wrong, it will cause an uproar. Why do women have to live like this? To our parents, we are pampered princesses. How come we become other people’s nannies after we get married? You paid 50,000 yuan to marry me and a car worth 160,000 yuan. Why are you still feeling aggrieved? Why get married? Stop saying it’s because of love. There is no love in marriage.

19. Meng Fei once said: Regarding our parents, they cannot always stay with us. They will leave before us. As for our children, we cannot always stay with them. , we will walk in front of our children, so what we should cherish in this life is the people who can stay with us and spend our lives with us.

20. Listening to this song in the sunshine brings tears to my eyes, as if it was a song written for children. I'm a bit busy during this period and can't stay with her often. When I come back to put her to sleep, I find that she will snuggle up to you and keep holding your hand. How many times do you wake up in the morning\Mom? \With questions, expectations and a little worry, I went to see her after responding and she seemed calm and content. I heard a call in the middle of the night last night. I woke up and found out why she was standing at the door. I sent her back to fall asleep quickly, but I couldn't fall asleep for a long time. Little Jasmine

21. No matter how old we are, as long as we are sick, our parents will never leave us, bringing tea, water, and medicine. When their parents are sick, too many people can only call home. Because of their studies, work, and various reasons, they cannot always stay with their parents and take care of them. To put it bluntly, What the hell is the use of raising children?

22. I really envy those children from good families. Every time my parents buy them new clothes for the New Year, but I can’t be like them. I don’t want anything, I just want my dad. I am very satisfied when my mother is by my side. Every Chinese New Year, I envy those who have their parents and grandparents by their side. But I have never seen my grandparents. It would be great if I could turn back time. .

23. Little Happy has a cold, fever, cough, runny nose and sneezing! But I still played happily. No matter how uncomfortable I was, I didn’t cry much. When I was tired from playing, I just fell asleep quietly! The better my child is, the more guilty I feel. I really couldn’t be with Xiaoxin when he was sick this time, but I will spend the weekend with you! Haha, I envy mothers who can spend time with their children every day!

24. From Valentine’s Day to now, the two children have been sick in turns. Due to work reasons, I, a mother, could not stay with them dutifully, did not accompany them during the New Year, and could not take care of them wholeheartedly. Several times I saw the children in distress, almost crying, but I was afraid that the children would see their distressed mother, so I endured it.

25. Adults make mistakes, but children have to pay for them. For the sake of children, you should be patient as long as you can. In fact, many times, we can get over it by just being patient with each other. Our willfulness and bad temper only relieve our anger for a while, but bring endless harm to our children. I love my child, but I can't stay with him and watch him. I cried many times as he grew up, because I was afraid that he would be bullied by his future stepmother. The fact is that his father found a woman who did not let him take care of the child. When a child has a fever, he is not allowed to go back and take the child to the hospital! Every time, there would be a big fuss. Fortunately, his father only obeyed her words at first, but gradually, his emotional focus turned to the child. For this reason, he often quarreled with the woman and even got into fights. But he still didn't dare to go home to see the child often. He always took advantage of her absence to go home quietly to see the child and his parents. In a sense, the woman succeeded, she said she would not make it easy for me because I had previously called her a mistress and old and ugly. But what I said is also a fact that I saw with my own eyes.

26. When babies are sick now, how many of their parents are with them? , how many children are accompanied by their own grandparents, or grandparents, - to those parents who cannot be with their children, please spend more time with your children

2 17. It’s the Spring Festival again, and this year I can’t go home to celebrate the New Year. At this time of year, I feel particularly sorry for my parents. Other people’s children can stay with their parents during the New Year, reunite as a family, visit relatives and friends, but you can only watch. I really want to say sorry to my parents. Since ancient times, there has been a dilemma between loyalty and filial piety. I hope you can take good care of your health and stay with you well after I return home from the army.

28. Today is the 13th day since I came to Kathmandu, Nepal. It seems like a few months have passed. I miss home every day. When I look at the children playing, I think of my lovely son. It’s a pity that I can’t. Stay with him. In the video with my parents, although they seemed nice on the surface, I knew that this was the first time in more than thirty years that I had left them to spend the New Year away from home, and it was also the first time that they were alone in the New Year.

29. Today is the 30th year. My mother is in the MICU of the hospital. After visiting her brother in the morning, she went back to her home in the afternoon to take a shower and wash clothes. My husband and children have returned to my hometown. Thanks to my husband for understanding me and not letting me go back to my hometown. Even though I can't be with my mother, I feel closer here.

Please God bless my mother to get well soon! God, please give us your great love, please personally heal my mother's illness and let her recover as soon as possible! Amen!

30. For those of us who cannot be with our children every day, every time we take her to the place where we live, even if it is only for a day or two, no matter how hard it is, it is actually a satisfying day. Field trip! Funny stories about traffic violations and personal comments about traffic violation fines

1. I hit the limit last week, and I exceeded the speed limit this week. I don’t know if I will break the law again next week. This is more expensive than taking a taxi to work

2. I had just finished drinking the wedding wine today and it was raining heavily. I thought that the traffic police would definitely not check the car. I mustered up the courage to drive home slowly and saw a beautiful girl who looked familiar. I stopped the car and asked her to get in. I said I would give you a ride on the way. After the paper came up, he frowned and said he was not wearing a uniform today. If I catch him next time, he will leave according to the rules and regulations! When I woke up, wasn’t this the girl at the front desk who went to the traffic police detachment two days ago to help me check for traffic violations?

3. A man said to his girlfriend: I dreamed yesterday that I built a room in your heart that belongs to both of us. Love Shack. Female said: I am so touched. But my mother said: That is an illegal construction.

4. A certain woman was driving a long-distance sports car, but the speed was only 25-30KM/H. Suddenly, a traffic policeman jumped out and stopped her car. The lady was shocked: Did I violate the rules? Traffic policeman: Please drive faster!

5. Good habits and qualities are controlled by strict laws and regulations. When someone occupies the road, builds illegally, or drives illegally, it is always the law enforcer who is blamed, not the violator. Laws and regulations are weak in front of the powerful, but in front of ordinary people, saying "I am a poor man or a farmer" is like an onion that has been burned by fire. On German zebra crossings, there are pedestrians and cars that must let pedestrians pass, otherwise they will be fined or even sentenced. Pedestrians who do not walk on zebra crossings will also be heavily fined.

6. I went to buy a glass of water, and then, with a violation ticket, I contributed living expenses to the people’s bandits!

7. My dear mother, is it so difficult to get a traffic violation? There are more than ten or twenty people waiting for one machine, why can't we install one or two more machines to provide convenience and innovation

8. A group of noble police officers were punishing illegal animals, and she was covered in dust and got lost on the street corner

9. I stood at the bus stop early in the morning and watched the traffic police on the opposite side sticking beef jerky stickers for illegal parking. 10. A group of noble police officers were silent in punishing illegal animals. No one cares about your tears.

11. What the hell are you doing, don’t you have a B in your heart? J8 looks illegal, what's the point of being tall? As you are, your height is inversely proportional to your IQ, right?

12. Safety is the foundation of life, and violations are the source of accidents.

13. Being so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right? You look illegal!

14. Last month, I was fined 800 yuan for a car violation. I went to the bank to pay the money. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I had something to do when I returned to my hometown the next day, so I never paid it. , I went to pay the money today, and I have to pay a late payment fee of 360 yuan. It has only been 20 days. The country really cannot afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank to earn 360 yuan in interest.

15. I downloaded a traffic violation query software. After installing it for half a year, the data has not changed. I suspect it is useless and want to uninstall it. I tried running a red light today, and hey, I can actually check it.

16. Today is such an unlucky day! I feel extremely irritable, driving impatiently and breaking the rules, and then my hand is pinched by the door. I am about to suffer from depression. Come and save me.

17. The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic policeman: I've already sounded my horn, why didn't you stop? Oh, I didn't hear you honking! Then I should record it like this - driving at supersonic speed is against the rules.

18. The electronic violation processing hall is overcrowded, and each person has a numbering list in his hand. The eldest sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, why did you finish it at the front of the queue? Me: Beauty, my car is forced to be deducted and 12 points are deducted at one time, I am a VIP! Sister. . .

19. Allow me to build a beautiful house in your heart. Don’t pay attention to what others say is an illegal building.

20. From 8 p.m. to 3 a.m., the fine for license violation is 100, and underwater is 475. It takes eight hours and 44 kilometers round trip. The fuel cost is negligible, which is a huge negative expectation. . .

21. I didn’t violate any traffic rules for two years, but I did 4 of them in one month. One of them ran a red light and I don’t know if he was filmed. I was really speechless with myself. What’s even more funny is that I violated the traffic rules 3 times in the same place. I'm so pissed off!

22. Yesterday, I saw a friend posting on WeChat that a couple of his friends often played pranks. For example, when the couple went to the supermarket, the husband put his arms around his wife, but the beloved wife said, brother-in-law, don’t be like this. Reality Sometimes in life, playing role-playing is not only funny, but sometimes it may even have some unexpected effects. For example, a female driver who violated the traffic regulations cursed the police comrade who punished her: You damn ghost

23. I tried to use my own I dreamed of building a house, but in the end it was just a temporary illegal building that could not withstand the sway of wind and rain or the aesthetics of history. Traffic police Spring Festival travel banners

1. The Spring Festival travel is safe for thousands of families, and you and I are safe when traveling. !

2. Warm reminder from the traffic police: Relatives are looking forward to your safe return!

3. Wait one more second for pedestrians and care for life more!

4. Care for life, do not ride in overcrowded cars, do not ride in scrapped cars, and do not ride in low-speed trucks and tractors

5. Observe traffic laws, maintain traffic order, build harmonious traffic, and create safety Shangyu.

6. Consciously abide by road traffic safety regulations and make every effort to ensure safe and orderly traffic during the Spring Festival!

7. Go out happily and go home safely!

8. Traffic safety during Spring Festival travel starts with me, and I consciously resist traffic violations!

9. Nine times out of ten you will get into trouble, and nine times out of ten you will get into trouble quickly. Motorcyclists should take care of themselves.

10. "Sick buses" are strictly prohibited on the road, and passenger buses are not allowed to be overcrowded!

11. Strictly investigate and punish illegal activities to ensure traffic safety during the Spring Festival.

12. Obey traffic laws and safety will be with you.

13. For everyone’s safety, do not hold the steering wheel after drinking.

14. Don’t drink while driving, and don’t drive after drinking!

15. Keep safety in mind, and you can go home safely.

16. A harmonious Spring Festival, a safe and prosperous Spring Festival.

17. Fully devote yourself to the Spring Festival traffic safety competition and win the first battle of traffic safety in the New Year!

18. Consciously abide by traffic laws and regulations to ensure smooth transportation during the Spring Festival and ensure safety for the people.

19. Keep safe during the Spring Festival, and the world is full of true love!

20. Caring for life and traveling safely starts from me and from you.

21. Traffic in a civilized manner and travel safely to welcome the New Year.

22. The life of a car is in your hands, so drive safely!

23. Have a harmonious Spring Festival and travel safely.

24. Rain, snow and fog, speed limit.

25. When going home for reunion during the Spring Festival, don’t forget traffic safety.

26. Ensure road traffic safety during the Spring Festival and create a safe, peaceful and festive atmosphere!

27. Go on the road with caution and go home with warmth.

28. Warm reminder from the traffic police: Your loved ones hope you will come home safely, please drive carefully!

29. When driving a safe road, remember to be slower than fast, and when driving a civilized car, remember to give way to others.

30. It is not illegal to drive and you will have a happy home.

31. Strengthen Spring Festival passenger transportation management and improve Spring Festival service quality!

32. Don’t drink too much while driving. Stay safe and happy forever.

33. The Traffic Police Brigade and the Driving Association wish you a happy New Year and safe travels!

34. Standardize driving order, strictly investigate traffic violations, and ensure safety during the Spring Festival!

35. Obey the law and have safe roads, drive carefully and reunite your family!

36. Gold is precious, silver is precious, life is the most precious, good things and peace are the best.

37. Safety is the best benefit, and peace is the blessing of the whole family!

38. Please do not speed, overcrowd, drink, drive without a license, or drive while fatigued

39. Travel in a civilized manner, walk in a civilized manner, protect lives, and travel safely.

40. Do not speed, do not overpass, do not drive under the influence of alcohol, and do not drive while fatigued!

41. Be a civilized person, drive a civilized car, and travel on a civilized road.

42. Care about the lives of others and do not drive "overcrowded cars"; pay attention to your own safety and do not drive "overcrowded cars"!