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My employer hates me for drinking too much water, and I can't find meat in fried dishes. What should I do?
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My wife got off work and opened a fast food restaurant next to a nearby university. I wanted to muddle along, but I didn't expect the business to be prosperous. My wife has been busy all day and always wants me to quit my job and help her, but I want to save face and just say think about it. Later, when I was laid off, I had to go downhill and become a small boss.
On the first day of work, I was used to reading newspapers with tea, and my wife scolded me and said that I was working there, which was simply a holiday. Can be used to idle, really don't know what to do, began to scurry around looking for a job, make the shop jingle. When my wife saw me like this, she shook her head and sighed, let me sit at the table to collect the accounts, and solemnly explained that her eyes were not allowed to be idle. Some students take advantage of this excitement to eat for free. Students are so simple, can they do this? I was so confused, but I was afraid to say it. I'm fed up with my wife's knife mouth.
After repeated reminders from my wife, I really saw something. Some of them seem to be old hands and only come when there are many people crowded. Their clothes are unusual, and they are naturally skilled when they enter the store, but they don't look at the fried dishes like other students, but observe how many people are there and whether there are people crowded. As long as there are many people, they will immediately put down their bowls and chopsticks, squeeze into the door, tear a napkin, smoke a toothpick and swagger out contentedly. I watched the performance for two days, and then I understood what was going on. On the third day, I started to act. Because of the observation two days ago, I had a bottom in my heart and instantly tore open their disguise. In this way, the order in the store is much better. My wife was very satisfied with my work and let me cross my legs to drink tea and read novels. I didn't expect this kind of leisure, so I was broad-minded and fat, and soon I grew a big belly, showing the appearance of a small boss. So my wife complained, why can you be in front of the boss while I have to work hard? Knowing that my wife was unbalanced, I invited two work-study girls from school to wash dishes, let my wife wear light makeup and hold melon seeds as the proprietress.
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