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Please help me with couplets, store names, advertisements, irregular street terms, typos, incorrect sentences, etc. 3Q

Couplet Jiuzhou celebrates the beauty of the thousand-mile beauty *** The Chinese mainland *** welcomes the full moon of thousands of families and the two embankments of willows dance with the wind. A river of spring water meets the sky. During the financial crisis, China shows its true nature as a hero. When besieged on all sides, the majestic view of the east is The rise of good fortune and the double happiness come when thousands of families are happy and healthy. Chongqing is home and everything is prosperous. The song invites you to sing. The flowers shine first and the shadows dance gracefully. We invite guests to watch the willows. The night is dim and the moon is reflected. The flower fields are singing. Insects are singing in the morning. The sun is reflecting and the catkins are dancing. The butterfly is full, the moon is lonely, the window is full, the window is full, the moon is full, the wind is clear, the clouds are curling, the wind is clear, the stars are in the sky, the people are prosperous, the sun is high, the moon is half the sky, the stars are all over the sky, every day is happy. Not dying is for old age. Not dying is for the auspicious guest house, which is desolate. It is the loneliness of the Chinese Valentine's Day tonight. The name of the store can be moved to next month's Mid-Autumn Festival: 1. A piece of tofu restaurant 2. One-third of an acre farmyard 3. 25 cents barbecue 4. Six specialty dishes ( Restaurant) 5 Minwang Grocery 6 Qingkelong 7 Delicious home-cooked food 8 Come back to the restaurant 9 Huasheng Musical Instruments Store 10 Morning Cleansing and Daily Chemicals (Chi Yue Toothbrush) Advertisement 1 Enjoy every moment (Meile Cake Shop) 2 Yipin Huangshan, there is no mountain in the world 3 To tease your heart is to tease you (Wangwang tease) 4 I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, I won’t accept gifts, I won’t accept gifts, I will only accept melatonin 5, Jindi chocolate is only given to the one I love the most 6 Bounce away crow's feet (perfect elastin) 7 Always good milk powder Feihe Dairy 8 What am I yours and you are my Youlemei? I am a milk tea, so that I can hold you in the palm of my hand (Youlemei Milk Tea) 9. Wash your hands frequently. Ventilate more people. Don’t join in the fun. Drink enough water. Get enough melon, fruit, spinach, milk. Drink Sanjing Shuanghuanglian frequently. Stay safe during the flu season. Cold 10 China Unicom: Love is tied to the Chinese knot, and China Unicom connects the world. Questions: Irregular terms, typos, and wrong sentences on the streets. Do you have any answers? Typos: 1. In full swing (wrong as tea) 2. All thoughts are despaired (wrong as hui) 3. Love is inextricably linked (wrong as "hui") written as green) 4 I treasure my broomstick (wrong written as cover) 5 think hard (wrong written as fear) 6 book (bù) and thin (bó or báo) 7 keep writing (wrong written as fix) 8 notes (wrong written as fix) For thorn) 9 Keep oneself (wrongly spelled for part) 10 Stapler (wrongly spelled for nail) Wrong sentence 1 Copernicus published the theory of seismic motion, which not only brought about a revolution in astronomy, but also opened up the way for various disciplines to move forward. new era. (Change to add "and" before opening to indicate progress) 2 Winning or losing a ball is not only related to the reputation of the whole team, but also related to the honor of the motherland. (Change "but" should be changed to "even" or "and", and "also" can mean progress) 3. It is both very necessary and very possible to develop our country's scientific and technological undertakings and cultural and educational undertakings at a high speed. . (Change "both" to "not only") 4 You can either join an extracurricular calligraphy study group, or join an extracurricular photography interest group. (Change to remove "what", this is a selective question.) 5 As long as we maintain the style of hard work, we can move from victory to victory. (Change "Only..." here should be "Only...") 6 Unless you explain it yourself, he will believe it. (Change "jiu" to "cai".) 7 No matter how twists and turns the mountain road was, he insisted on climbing up. (Change "regardless" to "even".) 8 As long as you insist on previewing carefully, you will continue to improve your learning efficiency. (Change "as long as" to "only".) 9 Although this novel can be read roughly, it will take a lot of time. (Change "although" to "even".) 10 We have not only seen the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge in movies, but also visited this bridge. (Change to add "and" after the comma.) Addendum: ..I was looking for information just now. .

The irregular terminology on the street is not very clear. Add: See if this is the one you need. 1. At the entrance of a restaurant: "copy" rice 2. At the entrance of a car repair shop: "push" for tire repair 3. At the entrance of a retail store : "other" sold 4. Furniture store entrance: home "all" 5. Decoration store entrance: decoration "huang" 6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment" 7. Installation company entrance: "press" decoration 8. Car wash store entrance: Wash the car and hit "La" 9. The entrance of the hotel: "合" rice 10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish 11. The restaurant menu: "Dan" chicken 12. The sign of the hardware store: "扦" seat 13. The sign of the sporting goods store: "Lan" ball 14. The entrance of the fast food restaurant: "block" 15. The farmer's market sign: "Tomato" eggplant 16. The parking lot sign: "Ding" car fee 17. Strict crackdown propaganda slogan: Strict "li" crackdown 18. A certain Airport banner: "Young" 19. A certain transportation slogan: Overloading and overloading will "endanger" endless harm 20. A certain canteen menu: Fish "Garden" 1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" cannot be delayed 2. Mountain bike advertisement: " 3. Supplement advertising: "Turtle" is safe and sound 4. Glasses advertising: One "brightness" is astonishing 5. Mosquito repellent advertising: Silent and no "mosquitoes" 6. Scotch tape advertising: There is no substitute for "bringing" 7. Internet cafe advertisement: "Internet" is a deep love. 8. Piano advertisement: "Piano" is a special favorite, and "piano" is loved at first sight. 9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" as you like. 10. Air conditioner advertisement: No "sweat" in life. 11. Clothing Store advertisement: "clothes and hats" are chosen by people 12. A certain laundry advertisement: "clothes and clothes" are reluctant to part 13. A certain real estate company advertisement: Thousands of "rooms" are available 14. A certain cake advertisement: "cake" rises step by step 15. Stomach Medicine advertisement: One "no" reaches the "stomach" 16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding" 17. Electric iron advertisement: Bai "clothes" Baishun 18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burn" is better than 19. Washing machine advertisement: "Idle" wife and loving mother 20. Hat company advertisement: choose people by "hat" 21. Stone disease treatment advertisement: big "stones" turn into small ones, and small "stones" turn into pieces 22. Printer advertisement: One "click" is worse than a hundred stories 23 , Paint advertisement: Lustful Paint 24. Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh Front 25. Hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids 26. Garden apartment advertisement: Stay safe with your apartment 27. Dancing machine advertisement: Dance when you hear the "machine" 28. Seafood Advertisement: One step to get "fresh" food 29. Dental clinic advertisement: "Quick treatment" population 30. Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" place Of course, I added: I hope it can help you. Follow-up question: Thank you so much, 3q, 3q........................................ ........................