Humorous sentences about military training

1, I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can the sunshine be more uniform.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as black.

3. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object in school.

5, before the military training, Bao Qingtian after the military training.

6. Military training taught me what is the temptation to go home.

Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed during the military training that year.

8. The biggest sorrow of military training is that you are black, but you are not thin.

9. There is an evolution from white to black called military training.

10, military training is coming, which one of you would like to join the army instead of dad?

1 1. I heard that you are going to have military training. Congratulations, you are not single dog, but a military dog.

12, military training has produced many African compatriots.

13, since I went to military training, I have been sour, my steps have become stiff, and I have stopped breathing.

14, military training is the best copy.

I suggest that everyone should be positive in military training, have a good attitude and make humorous friends. Military training is the first course in the university, but the final exam will be recorded. Excellent students can get extra points in recognition and make a good start to college life. The next four years of college are very important.

In addition, extroverted or talented students can learn about some activities during military training. For example, welcome party or Mid-Autumn Festival party, dare to show yourself, this is a rare performance opportunity, and there will be relevant bonus points to prove that freshmen will have less competition during military training, so it is easy to stand out. I hope everyone will seize the opportunity.