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How many nicknames does Yi Jianlian have? Which is the best?

1: the United Arab League

2. Space is easy

3: Lu Yi VI

4: Moderator

5. President Yi

6. Oriental deer

7: Yi Zhongtian

8. Yi Di, a somewhat ironic name, is very common on 3G.

9. Needless to say, the Arrow has two points at the last moment.

The best is Yi Di.

1: the United Arab League

The simplest and catchy nickname is also widely used by fans, revealing a kind of energy. It is easily confused with the popular song Lotus. At least in KTV, when you hear this word, you should know that this is definitely not Yi Jianlian.

2. Space is easy

At first sight of this nickname, some careless fans will think that it evolved from the character "Tsubasa Oozora" in the famous Japanese comic book soccer boy, and its meaning is self-evident. When I was a child, who was not shocked by Tsubasa Oozora's acrobatics, computer special effects and other gorgeous skills? Of course, I hope that the United Arab League is as powerful as him! In fact, this name was literally translated from the nickname "AIR YI" given to the United Arab League by the American media during the draft, because it was widely known by Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle to praise the United Arab League. Air symbolizes his superhuman jumping ability and his posture of stretching in the air. And there is a saying that "the sky is your limit". Like the well-known Air Jordan, the word Air Easy represents the infinite potential and broad development space of the United Arab League.

3: Lu Yi VI

Undoubtedly, putting the name of the king of Capello dynasty in France, an excellent monarch who consolidated the rule of kingship, on the United Arab League naturally hopes that he can make a difference in the NBA and show the demeanor of an emperor. And "Lu" also coincides with the "deer" in the name of Milwaukee Bucks, the owner of the United Arab League. "Yi" is the surname of the United Arab League, and "Six" means that the United Arab League was selected by the Bucks in the sixth place in the first round-although we have not reached the level of LeBron James, at least the nickname has surpassed the momentum of "Little Emperor". When will the United Arab League appear on the covers of newspapers such as Sports Illustrated wearing a royal robe and a crown like James, so as to make this nickname worthy of the name? However, from ancient times to now, people all think that a mature and calm face is also a very important aspect of judgment. Ah Lian's face is still difficult to reach James's height. ...

There is also a saying that this "six" comes from the United Arab League, which always averaged just 6 points per game in a certain period of time. In that case, I hope he can continue the Lewis family next year. The bigger the number, the better. By the way, this season, the United Arab League played 66 times, scored 566 points, hit 6 three-pointers, contributed 56 blocks and 36 steals. Well, it's all about six. In China, "six" means smooth. I hope that the United Arab League can also ride the "six" east wind and have a smooth new season.

4: Moderator

ESPN.com once released a video of Yi Jianlian's training, in which Yi Jianlian used a chair to run obstacles and practice layups. Danny Anji, the general manager of Boston Celtics who was very concerned about the United Arab League at that time, later said half jokingly that Yi Jianlian was fighting with a chair in training. As a result, the famous columnist and talkative bill simmons made a big fuss about it. Zhao Benshan, an expert who has always been pessimistic about the United Arab League, said that he found the nickname Chairman Yi in a letter from readers, which is the most suitable nickname for Bucks rookie. Literally translated as "chair man", satirizing that the United Arab League can only blow up one chair. But since this time, Simmons has repeatedly claimed to run for the general manager of Bucks. In case, I mean in case, if he gets what he wants, he may reinterpret the word right away.

5. President Yi

Soon President Yi's meaning had a new explanation, which was included in the slogan that Milwaukee fans welcomed Yi Jianlian. Because its original meaning is "Chairman", the nickname "Chairman Yi" is also logical. The chairman represents the leader. Unfortunately, at present, the chairman of Bucks may still be Michael Reid. Before the "Iraq" meeting, "Chairman Li" seemed more appropriate.

6. Oriental deer

This nickname originally belonged to Wang, a famous track and field athlete in China. However, as a China native, it seems that this word is also very appropriate to describe joining Bucks. More importantly, the tall and thin figure, running posture and outstanding jumping ability of the United Arab League remind people of the deer. Unfortunately, this season he is more like a relatively thin sika deer. If he wants to be like the reindeer in Wisconsin, he must keep his hair and beard, and he must not be too thin, otherwise he will become a giraffe.

7: Yi Zhongtian

It is estimated that everyone is familiar with Professor Yi Zhongtian, the "academic superman". Now the fans of the United Arab League have borrowed the idea that Professor Yi's parents named him, and the meaning is naturally obvious: I hope the United Arab League will be in full swing. However, the bad thing about this nickname is that the United Arab League has no copyright and can only spread it privately. ...