There is an urgent need for a sketch script (New Year's Day cultural performance) suitable for the second day of junior high school!

Story: Two pupils are complaining together. Although they are mischievous and want to express themselves and make progress, they are often misunderstood. In order to escape punishment, they took great pains and decided to recruit temporary dad to hold a parent-teacher conference.

Background: Family living room (Xiaogang's home)

Characters: Boys and girls of about ten years old-Xiao Gang and Xiao Qiang.

Xiao Qiang: (Singing while walking on the stage) The sun shines in the sky, and the flowers smile at me. The bird said, "Good morning, good morning. Why are you carrying an explosive bag?" I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. As soon as I pulled the string, I ran away, and the school was gone with a bang. (comes to Xiaogang's door and rings the doorbell)

Xiao Gang: (The doorbell rings and comes out of the back room) Hey! Here it comes. (Moves a chair and looks out of the door mirror) Why are you here? (Open the door)

Xiao Qiang: (enters the room) My mother watched me do my homework, otherwise I would have come earlier. (Sitting on the sofa, picking up Xiaogang's composition book) Dude, that's amazing. Have you finished all your compositions?

Xiao Gang: Where is it? I get angry at the mention of composition. Not if you don't write, not if you do. I don't know how to be a teacher.

Xiao Qiang: If you are wronged, tell your friends.

Xiao Gang: Lu Xun's article said, "There are two trees outside the high wall, one is jujube and the other is jujube." The teacher said it was a classic.

Xiao Qiang: Yes, that's what our teacher said.

Xiaogang: But I wrote in my composition: "I have two cousins, one is a woman and the other is a woman." You say, can't you write like this?

Xiao Qiang: I think it's very good, with the style of a great writer!

Xiao Gang: But the teacher's comment on writing is only two words-

Xiao Qiang: Very good?

Xiao Gang: "Nonsense!"

Xiao Qiang: Not interesting enough!

Xiaogang: (imitating two teachers respectively) On that day, the math teacher criticized me: "How can half a catty be equal to eight taels?" Isn't this nonsense? "Later, I wrote a' half a catty and five Liang' in my composition, and the result was criticized by the Chinese teacher." In the old scale, half a catty was equal to eight taels. Can you tamper with history? "The math teacher said," Chinese class can use the old scale, and math class must use the new scale! " "

Xiao Qiang: It's really hard to satisfy them! One day, when I was engaged in poetry reading, I was very happy to read my own work: "Ah, my motherland-my grandmother …" Just read one sentence and was sentenced to death.

Xiao Gang: What?

Xiao Qiang: The teacher asked me where I learned it. I told her "I learned it from my father", and my father wrote "Ode to the Ancestor", "Ah, my motherland-my mother!" Dad's mother is not my grandmother. What's the matter?

Xiao Gang: That makes sense!

Xiao Qiang: But the teacher just found fault and refused to read.

Xiaogang: Has it stopped?

Xiao Qiang: No, I insist on reading "Ah, my motherland-my grandmother, my grandmother on her sixtieth birthday ..."

Xiaogang: Adults always think that they are right about everything, and we are right about nothing.

Xiao Qiang: Not only that, they often misunderstand that being naughty is also naughty, and being naughty is also naughty.

Xiao Gang: Exactly! The other day, the history teacher asked me what the number (1473- 1543) written after Copernicus' name was in my textbook. I replied that this is Copernicus' home phone number. He is unhappy. On another occasion, he asked me, "1949 What happened in China?" I replied, "The new China was born." Who doesn't know this? He asked again, "What about 195 1 year?" I said, "New China is two years old." Is such a simple question worth asking? As a result, he said I made trouble on purpose.

Xiao Qiang: It's really hard to be a man now!

Xiao Gang: Yes!

Xiao Qiang: In geography class, the teacher asked, "Where does the Yellow River water come from?" I replied, "In the sky." He called me nonsense and asked, "Who told you that?" "My dad." "What did he say?" "How can the water of the Yellow River move out of heaven and run to the sea and never look back?" On another occasion, he asked, "Where does wool come from in China?" I replied, "On the sheep." He was angry.

Xiaogang: The Chinese teacher said the day before yesterday, "Everything that can be imagined but can't be touched belongs to abstract nouns." Then let me give you an example. "I said," a red-hot soldering iron. "She called me a wooden head. Oh, no! This is a stupid head. Actually, I'm not really making trouble. I also want to show myself.

Xiao Qiang: Once the geography teacher asked, "If we cut a hole on the equator of the earth, where will we fall?" I replied, "I will fall into the madhouse." She taught me another lesson. Anyway, I am a bad person in her eyes. Is there a problem with my answer? Who can bear such a big blow without going crazy?

Xiaogang: I'm angry with them because they treated me like this. Once my Chinese teacher asked me to write a short article about the use of household appliances, and I only wrote more than 30 words for her.

Xiao Qiang: How did you write it?

Xiaogang: Do you want to know how to use TV? Please read the instructions carefully. It's written clearly.

Xiao Qiang: Dude, you have balls! The teacher asked me to remember a football match. I only wrote nine words.

Xiao Gang: Nine words?

Xiao Qiang: Because of the rain and the slippery ground, the game was cancelled.

Xiao Gang: Haha, that's brilliant!

Xiao Qiang: At that time, I felt very enjoyable, but later it was not good. I'm afraid the teacher will find parents.

Xiao Gang: Will Dad hit you?

Xiao Qiang: This is inevitable. In his words, it is called "the French Open is long, sparse and not leaking."

Xiaogang: My father is a lawyer and pays attention to the law. If he wants to hit me, my mother will apply for probation and appeal to my grandmother, so that I can be acquitted. But it hasn't worked recently. My grandparents went back to their hometown. There will be a parent-teacher conference on Sunday! If grandpa were here, he would attend, so it would be safe.

Xiao Qiang: Why?

Xiaogang: Grandpa is deaf. He can't hear!

Xiao Qiang: I'm worried about this! Just find someone to help you hold a parent-teacher conference.

Xiao Gang: Ah, yes! That's a good idea.

Xiao Qiang: But where can I find it?

Xiaogang: Where did you say? Where is the place to find a job?

Xiao Qiang: (surprised) Ah, the labor market! Let's go now.

Xiao Gang: OK! Make some preparations. (takes out a placard) My dad used it to pick up the station the other day, but fortunately he didn't throw it away.

Xiao Qiang: I still need to write.

Xiao Gang: Of course. (Take out a blank sheet of paper, and the two of them are writing on the table. Pause, write and post it on the placard, placard. We saw the sign saying: "Parents will invite temporary dad, and the price is negotiable." The two men walked around happily with placards, singing as they walked. )

Chorus: I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. As soon as I pulled the string, I ran away, and the school disappeared with a bang. (walks to the door)

Xiao Qiang: Wait, don't reveal military secrets! (Take off the slogan paper)

Xiao Gang: Ha! Almost missed Jingzhou. Wow!