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The essay "Fate is a Family" on July 1st. This is a comedy sketch that tells the story of parents who are anxious about their children's marriage, taking their place and looking for the other half for their children. It shows the spirit of young police officers who love their jobs and life, and praises the moving style of young people in the new era who forget their work and selfless dedication. (Educating www.4oa.com) Time: noon on a summer Sunday Location: Garden figure across the street from the Public Security Bureau: Zhang Peng-27 years old, special police. He is handsome and tall. He has won many Wushu championships and made numerous contributions. Listen to your mother at home, party member. Peng mu-about fifty years old. Love your son like a life, worry about his lifelong events, and do things in a hurry. Lin Na-25 years old, a member of the women's police dog team. Capable and refreshing. Meritorious service several times. It seems very helpless for my father's practice. Party member. Fu Lin-about fifty years old. I love my daughter as much as my life, and I am willing to put down the airs of a big man and work for my daughter all my life. There is a bench in the center of the stage and a big tree behind it. Next to it, you can put up a police poster with the slogan "Police and people are caring". Voice-over in park music: "Mom, Zhang Peng, it's so hot, why don't you go home?" Oh, get married! Huh? What about you? No, for my son! "Peng mother smiled and found a place on the bed and looked at the back. Fu Lin, it's on the phone. Fu Lin: Is this a good move? Who wants to get married here like you said? Oh, oh. Well, I'll do anything for my daughter! Hung up the phone, ready to put a sign on the tree. Mom's on again. Two people met unexpectedly. Look at each other's signs and walk to the middle. Peng Mu: (pointing to the sign) This is my son! Fu Lin: Huh? Peng Mu: Information! Fu Lin: Oh, this is my daughter! Peng Mu: Huh? Fu Lin: Introduction! [They smile at each other, take each other's brand, and go to one side and say Fu Lin: There is a son at home, tall and handsome, just over twenty-seven. Peng Mu: I have a daughter at home. She looks dignified and is 25 years old. Lin's dad: criteria for mate selection Peng's mom: Lin's dad: not effeminate Peng's mom: able to bear hardships Lin's dad: loving Peng's mom: strong and powerful Wulin's dad: party member gives priority to Peng's mom: Lin's dad: not bad Peng's mom: just right [two people take out their mobile phones at the same time to call their children. Peng Mu: Peng Peng, there is a girl who likes a boy like you. Come here quickly. Dad Lin: Nana, there is a boy who wants to associate with a girl like you. Come down quickly. Mom Peng: In the park. Dad Lin: Opposite the unit. Dad Lin: Hurry up. Mom Peng: (They hang up and go to the middle. Mom Peng: I asked my son to come over. Dad Lin: I also showed it to my daughter. Peng Mu: Oh, my son has all these things you said. The most important thing is party member! Eight years (proudly)! Fu Lin: Really? My daughter is also party member (equally proud). The girl you want is my daughter! Peng Mu: That's great! We like quiet and knowledgeable girls! Fu Lin: (stunned) Oh, yes, my daughter is. We also hope that a boy can protect our daughter and not run around all day! Mom Peng: (pause) Oh, no, no, my son won't [both laugh, and walk from both sides: Dad! Zhang Peng: Mom! Fu Lin: You're finally here! Peng Mu: Xiaolan Shen: What are you doing? I must work! Fu Lin (impatient): Today is Sunday, and at most it is overtime! Zhang Peng: What are you doing? I can't leave my post! Peng Mu: It's noon, lunch break! Peng Mu ~ How can you dress like this? Put it on quickly! Fu Lin [Two people change clothes for their children. Fu Lin: Oh, don't say you are a policewoman dog team, don't say you are anti-drug and anti-smuggling, let alone you stay with dogs all day! Xiaolan Shen: Why? Fu Lin: People like quiet girls! Xiaolan Shen: It's definitely inappropriate to ask so many questions! Fu Lin: You haven't talked to anyone, so how do you know it's inappropriate? (takes out a windbreaker from her bag) Peng Mu: Hey, don't say you are a swat team, don't say your job is a business trip, let alone maintaining peace in Haiti! Zhang Peng: Why? Peng Mu: Everyone likes steady boys! Zhang Peng: I don't understand such a glorious job. I don't think we can communicate! Peng Mu: You are busy with work all day and don't communicate with girls. How do you know people don't understand? And this, for a girl, if she likes you, she will accept it! Zhang Peng: Mom Xiaolan Shen: Dad Fu Lin: Go. Peng Mu: [It's awkward to meet, so I'm in a hurry to go back. But still say hello politely. My parents are in a hurry. Xiaolan Shen: (Say hello, I find this is a way to say hello to dogs, which is a bit embarrassing) Hehe Zhang Peng: Hehe Fu Lin: Say something! Peng Mu: [In order to complete the task, Zhang Peng summoned up his courage. Zhang Peng: Sit down ... (Mom is disappointed and Fu Lin pushes her daughter into the seat) [Both of them are embarrassed. Fu Lin and Peng Mu looked at their watches from time to time, worried. Peng Mu and her son exchanged views in a low voice. Finally, mother Peng gave her son a hard squeeze, and Zhang Peng let out a cry. Xiaolan Shen and Fu Lin jumped. Looking at Zhang Peng, Zhang Peng was embarrassed. Zhang Peng: (sarcastically) I heard ... that you like more stable boys? Lena looks at her father inexplicably, and his father immediately responds to Lin's father: Yes, yes, yes, we like stability, just like you. Xiaolan Shen: Dad (reminds Dad) Zhang Peng: (retorts) No, actually, my job is very special. I am (mother squeezed Zhang Peng again) mother: he is, he works in the high-tech assembly department! . Xiaolan Shen Zhang Peng: Huh? Peng Mu: Very special, rising star, high-end, ... (I can't continue editing and thinking about words) [These two young people are not interested, but Fu Lin is very interested. Fu Lin: So high-tech content, is it very tiring? Zhang Peng: (Cheers) No, we usually practice physical fitness. I'm Sanda ... Xiaolan Shen: (excitedly) Sanda? Peng Mu: (anxious) Oh, no, it's just an assembly technique in which three people fight together. [Lena is disappointed. Dad asks Fu Lin with concern: Isn't this tiring? (Calling Mom Peng) Well, after marriage, I'll take care of the housework! Peng Mu: That won't do! I can wash clothes and cook! Dad Lin: You take care of the children! I'll do the dirty work Peng Mu: You take care of the children! That kind of work ~ ~ 【 two young people can't stand it. Xiaolan Shen: Dad! Zhang Peng: Mom! [Two people realize that their behavior is ridiculous and immediately get out of the way. Fu Lin Pam: Tell me! Xiaolan Shen: I heard that you like quiet girls ... [Mother interrupts Peng Mu: Oh, yes, we like quiet girls like you. Xiaolan Shen: But actually I ... Fu Lin: Actually, she's ... very quiet. She is ... educating ... Xiaolan Shen: Huh? (Look at my father, his father is colored) Peng Mu: Great! Is that a primary school teacher or a middle school teacher? Xiaolan Shen: Well ... if you go to school, it's preschool. Zhang Peng: (sarcastically) Yes, the kindergarten teacher! Xiaolan Shen: You! Dad, I'm still in a hurry. I'll go first. [Cold] [The girl got up and was ready to leave. When the parents saw the deadlock, they immediately pulled the child over. Peng Mu: What a quiet girl! Can you speak politely? Zhang Peng: What a noble profession a kindergarten teacher is! I don't like this pretentious girl because she speaks hesitatingly. Fu Lin: People didn't say anything. Why are you still angry? I work in the high-tech security department! Lena: Who cares? Look at the way he talks! Zhang Peng: Mom, we really have nothing in common. Now I have to go to work. Lena: Dad, we are different from Ben. I'm leaving! [Two people turned to go and were scolded by their parents. Lin's mother: Come back! [The two men had to stop, and their parents came to Peng Mu: You haven't talked in depth. Look for more topics, maybe there will be the same paragraph! Fu Lin: When you finally have a little time, you can talk more. Maybe this is a good match for you! 【 two people just want to refute, but there is no way to think about it. Parents are urging them, and they go back and laugh at each other politely. Zhang Peng: Hehe, I'm sorry! Lena: Nothing, I'm sorry, too! When two parents watch a play, they signal the other party to go back. Both of them are thinking about each other, looking for a topic, while Zhang Peng is looking for a topic. Zhang Peng: (Finally found the topic) I have a little nephew. He is three years old and he is not obedient at all. I don't even know what to do with him. You teachers must have a way to control the children. Teach me. Xiaolan Shen: (I don't know how to answer) Ah? We may be different here. Zhang Peng: Nothing. Tell me about Xiaolan Shen: We usually have three stages. (Excited) The first is attachment training. Attachment training is our term and the stage of cultivating affinity. So we are all brought up from childhood, which is close to us. Zhang Peng: Since childhood? How old is it? Xiaolan Shen: You usually come to see us in two months. Zhang Peng: Two months, so you should start with child care. (Linna ponders) How do you train? Xiaolan Shen: Just to cultivate feelings with her. Here's the thing. Spend more time with them and give them some food. Make them feel closest to you. Zhang Peng: Hey, after this attachment training, are you obedient? Xiaolan Shen: Not yet. They're not that smart. It also depends on food induction and mechanical stimulation. Oh, it's our technical term. In fact, it means giving food and beating (Xiaolan Shen proved it with actions and found some defects, so she immediately returned the toy dog) Zhang Peng: Haha, that must be whether she remembers eating (jokingly) Xiaolan Shen: Yes, once my baby was. Zhang Peng: Good boy? [The two quickly leave, parents bicker and mother Peng: Hey? Your daughter is cute, so why are you kissing happily? Fu Lin: Will you listen carefully, dear? Actually, it's Peng Mu: Actually, what? [Two people are back. Listen to your parents' opinions and react later. Xiaolan Shen: Well, it's actually the one I'm in charge of. Now he has passed the internship and trained in the environment. Zhang Peng: Environmental training? What about environmental training? Xiaolan Shen: This is to make them not afraid of people and voices. Only after environmental protection training can they carry out the next special training. There are still lifes and parabolas. Zhang Peng: Take it away? With your mouth? Xiaolan Shen: This is more specific. I ... I can't say clearly at the moment. Anyway, my dear is fine. Zhang Peng: Now I finally understand! Xiaolan Shen: Understand what? Zhang Peng (nervously): Why did my little nephew run away when he saw me! Xiaolan Shen: Why? Zhang Peng: Our work is the opposite of yours. You should have affinity with the object, and we should keep our distance! You must give them food guidance, we need shelter! Oh, find a place to hide yourself! You need mechanical training, we need to be completely alert! Zhang Peng: Oh, this is for you! Xiaolan Shen: Give it to me? Zhang Peng: My mother said that if you like this, you will like me. Lena: Huh? Zhang Peng: No, if you like him, I like him too. Anyway, I hope you like it! Xiaolan Shen: (I brought it here and found it is the same as my dear) Of course I like it. This is Spenger, a small dog, a British purebred, with high IQ and no aggression (happiness). Zhang Peng: Do you like it so much? Xiaolan Shen: Of course, my dear is this ... (I found myself missing it) Zhang Peng: Your baby is this is Spenger, a puppy, a purebred English dog, with high IQ and no aggression (imitating Xiaolan Shen's mysterious words) [The phone rings. Two people meet on both sides to answer the phone. Zhang Peng: Yes, Zhang Peng, 0 17, has an important task and will arrive soon! Xiaolan Shen: Yes, Xiaolan Shen, Labrador boy on the 5th, go to the airport to search for drugs at once! [Both parents ran out. Stop two people at once. Peng Mu: Why did you leave before you finished talking? Zhang Peng: I have a task (undressing). Father Lin: Why did you leave? Xiaolan Shen: Something's wrong! (takes off his coat) And you are? Zhang Peng: Actually, I am a member of the Special Police Corps of Shanghai Public Security Bureau. My name is Zhang Peng, and my mother is worried that my work will not be understood, so ... Xiaolan Shen: Zhang Peng, this is the ~ ~ ~ (concrete achievement) Zhang Peng: How do you know? [Father stops Lena, but Lena insists Lena: My name is Lena. Actually, I am a member of the Shanghai Women's Police Dog Team. My father's worries are the same as your mother's, so ... Zhang Peng: Oh, Xiaolan Shen, by the way ... (Concrete achievements) Fu Lin: So everyone knows each other! Xiaolan Shen (happy): Maybe my profession doesn't allow me to keep quiet, which disappoints you. (Naughty) Zhang Peng: No, I know, it is more important for members of the women's police dog team to be caring and brave! (Seriously) However, I am a special police officer, and my job doesn't allow me to protect my girlfriend all day. Will you be disappointed, too Lena: No, because the members of the SWAT team are brave and resourceful! Is the man in my heart Zhang Peng: Good! Let's work together! (Walking into Zhang): Fight side by side! Zhang Peng Xiaolan Shen: Let's go! 【 Two people turned to salute, and the music started.