Funny sentences bought by buy buy in Double Eleven.

1. It's just a good timing for a prodigal bitch to lose sleep. Yang Guo is the only person I've ever met in double 11. 2. Tell double 11 that when you are busy, you feel that you have nothing. Only when you are extremely poor and bored will you feel that you have nothing. Good morning, children's shoes! 3. double 11 Shopping Festival and Singles' Day are already confused. I just want to ask, did you "chop your hand" today? Anyway, I'm almost defeated and I'm going to drink gruel for a month. 4. double 11, a boy who eats soil, chopped his hands and feet, and his disability moved the world. 11. I grabbed a canned dog for Beibei, so I fell asleep. There is no need for double 11 to chop his hands. 5. When I wake up, more than half of double 11 has passed. Forget it. I'll chop my hands again next year! By the way, what did everyone chop? 6. double 11, while others are busy chopping hands, my husband and I are busy making money. The two of them fought until 23 o'clock and finally finished. We are going to cry bitterly. 7. double 11 abused dogs and chopped hands. 8, double 11, you chop hands, but I have to save my hands to move bricks. 9. double 11 Eve. "double 11 immediately! I picked up my hand in advance, hahahahahahahaha! " Double 11. "Where is my hand? Where is my hand? ! ! ! Forget it. Why don't you press the password with your chin first? ! !” October and November, the chopping season. And me, the 21st Singles' Day. This is a special experience that others don't have. 11. It's over. It's too late for double 11 to chop his hand this year. It's too tempting to hurt him. 12. double 11's chopping is over ... After this, I'm going to tidy up the cupboard and give something back. 13. At 11:59, the last quiet minute. I brushed six pairs of shoes. Just after paying the money, I found that the system had entered the stage of double 11 collapse, so I stopped talking and went to chop my hand. 14. Today, the first single chop in double 11 started, hoping for a good omen and an outbreak of personal products. Haha. 15. What the hell is the Tmall double 11 party? Celebrate everyone's neat hands? Wang Kai worked too hard, dragging his sick body to participate in the fruit table's `game' ... 16. Before the Double Eleven, he hurt his hand in chopping vegetables, which was really double 11's chopping hand ... After stopping bleeding for dozens of minutes, he finished the chicken with injuries, and thought it smelled better than eating, probably because he didn't marinate enough. 17. double 11 called it the chopping hand festival in a friendly way. 18. Oh, yes, except for double 11, I don't have to hurry to work overtime. After that, I remembered that this is another Singles' Day. I found an article that I read in my previous circle of friends and gave it to this great festival. There is no hope for next year. 19. The so-called double 11 Chop Hands Festival, in fact, I have lost my family in 7788. 2. double 11, you are hesitating whether to buy or chop hands or chop hands in buy buy. My cutest friends and I got up early to visit them. I hope everyone can try their best to shine and warm those who need our warmth. Even if it's only a little bit-to a meaningful day. All right. A new day. The work has begun. Happy 11.11! 21. The sister at the front desk accidentally broke my notebook. I pulled her closer to my office. She said to me, "You can punish her as long as you don't pay." I thought how could I have the heart to ask such a beautiful girl to pay for it, so I said to her, "Never mind, lend me your computer for one day, just don't delay my online shopping." 22. On November 11, it continued to be cloudy and foggy, but there was already heating at home. Although the temperature was not high, it was better than nothing! Today is double 11 Chop Hands Festival! 24. It's double eleven soon. In the early morning of the 11th, open your wife's mobile phone, log in to Alipay and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet. Don't thank me. My name is Lei Feng. 23. I will go! How poor you are, double 11, if you don't chop your hands and steal my number. 24. Double Eleven is coming. I don't know why my husband has put away all the bank cards at home. Is this for wool? Funny sentences bought by buy buy in the Double Eleven 2 1. You can earn money if you don't have it, and things will be gone if you take them off the shelf! -I advised my girlfriend to buy less, and this is how she replied to me! 2. When you talk about emptying the shopping cart for a long time, do you buy it all, not delete it all? ! 3. What car is easy to overload and will cause serious losses, but there is no law to prohibit it? Shopping cart 4. Just after all the things in my girlfriend's shopping cart were settled, my girlfriend immediately changed her password, and then I said to break up on WeChat! I asked why, but she actually replied that my typing was ugly. . . 5. Do you have any light bulbs for dinner? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute. . . I'll leave after eating, really. . . I can also take pictures for you! 6. What supports me to maintain my simple and beautiful personality in the face of the annual shopping spree in this world full of profanity, fame and fortune? Is poor! ! ! 7. Last night, I was afraid that my wife would go on a shopping spree in double 11, so I dragged her to accompany me to drink a catty of white wine, hoping to let her go to bed early, but I didn't expect to get drunk first. This morning, when I turned on my computer, I saw a meow. This woman was brave after drinking. . . 8. My wife is a very housekeeping woman. She went to bed early after dinner in order not to lose her family the night before the Double Eleven, but she didn't wake up until now. I can't help but worry. Did I sleep more? 9. It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and suddenly my eyes were full of tears. . . 1. Every time I go to double 11, two kinds of people will suddenly emerge, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth! 11. Husband: You have taken all our money to double 11 for online shopping. What shall we eat in the future? Wife: The country will issue a new one tomorrow. Are you afraid of having no money? Me. . . This fool lacks a wife!