Funny jokes about garbage sorting

1. Xiaoli’s little hamster died. She cried so hard that she cried heartbrokenly. While crying, she muttered: “Why did you die like this! I haven’t even learned to sort garbage yet. , what kind of garbage are you?"

2. My girlfriend kicked me out of the house: "Get out of here, you garbage!" "Please tell me clearly, what kind of garbage am I? ?”

3. In addition to garbage classification, there are also deeper “six questions for the soul”: Key master: Do you deserve it?

Fortune teller: Who are you?

Canteen Aunt: Do you want food?

Delivery boy: What are you?

Shanghai garbage sorting aunt: What kind of garbage are you?

The most literate ones are Didi drivers: Do you understand your position?

4. When I was a child: "Mom, where did I come from?" "You picked it up from the trash can. When you grow up: "Mom, where did I come from?" “You picked it up from the wet trash can. "

5. After breaking up with the scumbag man and scumbag girl, there was only one more sarcastic sentence: "You two seem to be a really good match. I didn't expect Yuelao to be really good at sorting garbage. ”

6. It’s so hard to be a human being. When I was a child, I compared my grades, when I grew up, I compared my salary, when I turned on my computer, I compared the number of steps I walked, so just be a trash with peace of mind, and I discovered that trash also needs to be sorted... < /p>

7. Sister Ding said, Mom, let me give you a brain teaser question, what kind of garbage are children?

How can children be garbage? < /p>

You adults always like to say that we children pick it up from the trash can, so of course we should be classified as recyclable.

What kind of garbage are dads?

Wet garbage?

No, you women often say that men are bad men, so of course they are toxic and harmful garbage.

8. A. Say to B: "B, help me design a slogan about garbage classification. B thought for a while and said, "Garbage classification starts with me!" "(I have become garbage!)

9. My mother asked Xiao Ming to buy batteries and throw them away in the garbage. As a result, Xiao Ming accidentally threw the battery into "other garbage". My mother listened and smiled. Said: "How can this be done? Batteries should be thrown into 'hazardous waste'.

10. Dry and wet products should be separated. Use what is available to sell and store harmful products separately. Green Kitchen Kitchen, Yellow Qiqi, Red Wei Wei, and Blue Baby. For recyclables, throw blue, and for hazardous waste, throw red. Kitchen waste is green and other garbage is gray. There is a lot of garbage and it is very harmful. Everyone praises the classification. Put food waste separately, and do not throw hazardous waste away. Littering is harmful, but keeping it clean benefits everyone.