The slogan of breaking up is very funny.

On a sunny morning, the nursing teacher is wiping a wand that has not been used for a long time, and his wife, bodyguard Jing Knight, is mending boots for her son who has just become a full-time swordsman. At this moment, our neighbor Father Joe came in in a hurry, and our story officially began ...)

Joe: Amitabha. ...

Category: ... I said, old Joe, you are obviously a Christian priest. Why do you always do the same thing as Buddhism? You're not afraid of Jesus hitting you!

Joe: Pastors are missionaries, and missionaries can also be called monks. Monks belong to Buddhism. Besides. ...

Jing: ... Brother Qiao, what are you doing in such a hurry to come to my house?

Joe: OK, OK. ...

Static category: ...

Joe: I almost forgot about business. Your child has been fighting with others again!

Kim: Who won?

Joe: ... Sister-in-law, you should ask the child if he was hurt or why he fought!

Jing: Yes, yes. Is that child hurt?

Joe: I was in a hurry to report and didn't notice!

Category: ... Then why did he fight with others?

Joe: Why else? This is the fifteenth time that an archer's child said that their swordsman had no future and was rubbish when he passed the entrance examination ... no wonder the child was angry.

Kim: Look, look, I told you, it's good to be a good swordsman. It's good to be a shooter with high salary and good benefits. Facing the enemy directly is no danger to the swordsman. People's shooters can get it done from a distance!

Joe: ...

Classmates: this is not true, son. If you want to talk about archers, they can't compete with us magicians. Our magic is gorgeous and powerful, and people are getting a team together with our magicians in the snow, and the snow is one of the holy places to promote Duan (the magic level in this script is called Duan)!

Joe: ......

Kim: How dare you say that? Do you know how much our family has suffered to fill your mage's stomach? Wind cave.-I'm sorry you dared to mention it. You have been taught to practice ice magic for a long time, but you said it was created by our women. You must practice stone and fire! Now, what if you are a nursing teacher? People don't like going with you!

Joe: that's enough, eldest brother and sister-in-law. How can you talk like that? How can you treat your children's choices like this! There is a reason why children choose such a career! The swordsman is a sacred profession. No matter what enemy invades our city, the swordsman is always the first warrior to rush in. Regardless of their own safety, they repelled the invading enemy with their bodies and swords. How great they are! You ... you ... Amitabha. ...

Jing: ... Alas, Brother Qiao, I didn't know this! I am a knight myself! In fact, the reason why children choose to be swordsman is influenced by me. When he was a child, I often told him the story of our knights, swordsmen and tomahawk fighters wearing armor and holding heavy weapons to kill the enemy heroically on the battlefield! However, the world is different. Now, we who are armed to the teeth are given a cold shoulder in society. Even a rare and beautiful female knight like me was fired. My spear has rusted, and my armor is covered with spider silk. I don't want my children to go the same way as me!

Joe: Sister-in-law, don't be too pessimistic. You must firmly believe that heavy warriors will emerge sooner or later. Look at the fencing teacher who teaches fencing at the University of Magic. Now there are only 98 paragraphs, but he has hardly lost a fight with others, and many masters above 100 paragraphs have also been defeated by his sword! If there are more such masters, people's views will change one day!

Classmates: Old Joe has a point. Come on, drink some water to moisten your throat!

Kim: Yes, what Brother Joe said is very reasonable! However, the current atmosphere of occupational discrimination will not change in a short time. What about the child's future? What ... what shall we do?

Amitabha ... in my opinion ... eldest brother and sister-in-law should go and see how the children are first!

Students, Jing: OK, OK, let's go.

Child: Don't go, I'm already back.

Jing: Tiger, damn baby! Are you hurt? I am so distressed! ... tiger, win or lose?

Tiger: ..............................................................................................................................................................................

Jing: Look at the child's injury. The armor cracked and the helmet shattered. This sword ... can't be used anymore! Whose child dares to bully my tiger? I want to settle accounts with him!

Tiger: No need, Mom! It's outrageous that a knight on guard bullies a newly advanced archer.

Kim: That's right. Leave the boy alone today! ... son, seriously ... how did you lose?

Students, Joe, Tiger: (What kind of seriousness is this? ! ! )

Tiger: Actually, it's all my fault. I usually practice too much, obsessed with strength and body, and don't practice hard. When I fought with that boy, I couldn't keep up with his rhythm at all, so I had to be beaten.

Class: children! It's a good thing to correct your mistakes! Now that we know that we haven't worked hard enough on speed, we should practice hard in future exercises. One day, when you fight again, you will make him bow to your sword!

Tiger: (tearfully) Dad. ......

Students: However, do you know that your ability is far from enough except that you don't work hard enough in speed? ...

Tiger: What is it, Dad?

Students: that is-your chakra is too small! ! !

(Jing, Qiao and Xiao Hu all land)

Joe: (This old boy must have watched Naruto too much! ! )

Jing: Don't talk nonsense here and don't teach bad children! Listen, tiger, actually you haven't read enough books. You know, condense, refine ...

Joe: Why did you become a hunter again? )

The whole class quarreled over whether to study hard in chakra or not. )

Tiger: (God, can't you give me a pair of normal parents? ) Actually, Mom and Dad, I have something to tell you.

(Students, stop arguing): What's the matter?

Tiger: On my way home, I met a good friend I met when I was practicing in the mourning hall. Now he has become a miner. He told me a lot about miners along the way, and I found that I had fallen in love with this profession deeply. So, I want to be a miner.

(The whole class and Jing are surprised to open their mouths.)

Kim: Xiao ... Xiao Hu, you're kidding! Don't scare mom! Did you hit your head in a fight just now?

Tiger, do you want to give up because of some setbacks? This setback is nothing, there will always be thorns on the road to success; Sunshine is always after the storm; To succeed, you need to endure everything-this is a good ninja! !

Joe: (Sure enough, I have seen too many fire shadows! )

Tiger: Dad, Mom, I'm serious! You see, in the dark mine, with a faint candle overhead, I am looking for the ore I need in the gravel. Every time I dig a piece, I will be as happy and excited as finding a treasure! How desirable this life is!

Ban Jing: (God, can't you give us a normal child? )

Tiger: Well, it's getting late. I have to go through the transfer formalities.

(Tiger gets up and walks to the door)

Jing: children ... children ... reconsider ... you should stick to your dream ... is there a doctor near here? ... son, are you crazy? Children ... children. ...

Amitabha ... happy ending, happy ending! ! !

Classmates, Jing: You are finished! ! ! ! ! !