Looking for some funny brain teasers and riddles, the latest ones.

1. Who is the person who always wants you to be responsible for her, but he is not responsible for you? Bank

2. A sow crossed a bridge. The bridge could bear a weight of 500 kilograms. The sow weighed 300 kilograms. But when he got to the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. What happened?

Sows are bridges that can be driven over

3. Hu Yifei suddenly fell from an altitude of 6,000 meters to 1,000 meters. Why did she still not die? Because she was a Chinese stock investor

4. Please tell me the four most popular lines spoken by Monk Sha in Journey to the West: 1. The first senior brother and master were kidnapped by monsters; 2. The second senior brother and master were kidnapped by monsters; 3. The second senior brother and master were kidnapped by monsters. 4. Senior brother, two senior brothers and the master were all captured by monsters

5. Medically, pain is divided into 12 levels. Level 1 is the pain of a mosquito bite, and level 12 is the most painful level - the pain of childbirth. So, what is the 13th level of pain? A pregnant woman happened to be bitten by a mosquito during delivery

1 What animal can stick to the wall? Seal (poster)

2 The turtle built a house in its shell, and then got into it. (Hit a health product) Cover within cover

The same turtle tore down the house and then got inside again. (Hit a health product) New cover in the middle cover

It’s the same turtle, but it demolished the house again and then got in again. (Guess another health product) Ju Neng Gai (calcium)

3. Yifei broke something when she was in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break? It was her 800-meter long-distance running. Record

4. Tell me what is relevant to you all the time, but you can’t see or find it when you need it? Relevant departments

5. One small step forward, one giant step towards civilization. Where does this slogan come from? (Yifei didn’t answer this question, but the answer was on the urinal in the men’s room...^ ^..)

6. Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police came. But five people were taken away. Why? Everyone who gets beaten is called Mahjong

7.ACBDEFG....There are a total of ***26 English letters. If ET is gone, how many letters are left? There are 21 left because ET is an alien and it also drove away a UFO

8. There is something magical about Sekiya that is longer than all the boys here. What is it? (And it’s definitely longer than Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao’s, and Zhang Wei’s is the shortest...^ ^..) Name