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What are some sentences about clearance sales?

1. Although life is short, I think life is inherently short. Many people and things are fleeting. So I decided to do everything as if it were the last thing I did. Just like the "clearance sale, clearance sale, last day, last day" next door to the wet market, every day is the last day. ——Zeng Yanfen "snh48"

2. Love is an ability, and being loved is a talent. Unfortunately, I don't have either. I also feel deeply sad for myself. I seem to be so worthless. Even my youth has been taken away by the years. No matter how patient I am, I can only end up in a clearance sale. Without saying a few words, he instantly became a child who had done something wrong and had to reflect on it. I want to cry a lot and keep living. ——Wang Shuling

3. The autumn of life is here. The white hair is like an enemy spy, sneaking in at night and quietly encouraging the black hair to change color. At first, he would angrily fight in the mirror, but then he became lazy. There is no distinction between black and white in the world, let alone a small head. The advantage of being middle-aged is that you know how to clear out your inventory, throw away expired dreams and exaggerated personnel like throwing away costumes, and willingly move into your own little ivory tower to hatch out the remaining dreams. ——Jian Zhen's "Smoke Blue"

4. In your eyes, I am just a commodity that is about to expire, and you prepare to clear it out with great fanfare.

5. Andersen's fairy tales cast the magic of growth, ideals are clearly priced in the windows, blood is bottled, and love is on clearance at 30% off.

6. Along the way, there were almost as many malicious slogans as “God loves the world” and advertisements for “Porn Sale”. ——Gillian Flynn, "The Dark Place"

7. When a woman is 30 years old, the whole world is watching you worriedly and gloating about your misfortune, waiting for you to sell yourself off at a ridiculous price. . ——Liu Yu "Send You a Bullet"

8. A good life should be distributed like this. ?The first year is used for birth, and the last year is used for dying. ?The remaining years are maturation, decay, clearance, reproduction and twilight.

9. "Because it is a good book, it should be sold at a low price. It is not a fire sale, but I just want more people to experience the joy of reading." This is the belief of Qingkong Bookstore all along. ——Kenichi Sakamoto, "Today's Holiday"

10. Girls should be careful when encountering a man who is delaying marriage. He either doesn't want to marry you, or he wants to wait for you to lose weight. Great sale. ——Yang Bingyang "Smart Love: Don't treat men like animals"