I feel so confused! ! Give me a joke! !

1. Forum owner: Please smash the photos of me and my girlfriend~

Forum reply: The sexual organs of plants are inserted into the excrement of long-horned artiodactyls...

2. Forum owner: I bought a new manor. How big it is will scare you to death - it took me two and a half hours to drive around it! ! !

Forum sofa: Well, I used to have such a broken car~

3. Forum host: Isn’t it hot for you women to wear bras in the summer?

Forum reply: It would be hot if we didn’t take you with us...

4. Forum owner: When I was having sex with my girlfriend, she seemed to have called another man’s name...

Forum Sofa: Why are you dissatisfied with someone else's woman? ! !

5. Forum owner: Why is it forbidden to publish this word when visiting Japan? Japan is relatively cold and even the airport does not even have a welcome sign?

Forum sofa: how to hang it? Warmly welcome old Chinese friends to Japan?

6. Forum owner: Collect the most scolding words without using any curse words.

Forum reply 31: Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?

7. Forum owner: Dad gave my husband a deer whip. What do you think it means? There are also photos~

Forum sofa: This is the encouragement of the older generation to the younger generation~~~

8. Forum owner: Xiaolong from "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" What is the palace sand on the woman’s arm and what is it used for?

Forum reply: Shou Gong Sha is the desktop shortcut for virgin.

9. Forum owner: The news said that someone was swallowed by a python. What should I do if I actually encounter a python in the wild?

Forum reply 11: Pinch the seven inches and poke the anus, two very effective methods. I hope everyone will spread the word.

Forum reply 12: Stab the snake’s anus or your own anus?

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Forum reply 47: Bullshit, what are you going to do in the wilderness!

Forum reply 48: Xu Xian knows what to poke with!

10. Forum owner: I have to shave my armpits in summer, otherwise wearing short sleeves will affect my ladylike image. Let me ask you another question, is it forbidden to publish this word?

Forum Sofa: Don’t scratch your mouth!

11. Forum owner: Being handsome has no use - in the end, he won’t be eaten by pawns!

Forum reply: Being handsome is accompanied by soldiers, cannonballed, ridden on horses, ridden in cars, and secretly in love... Why is there something wrong with being handsome? ! !

12. Forum owner: Why should the child born have the same surname as his father?

Forum Sofa: Because the money spit out from the ATM belongs to the person who inserted the card.

14. Forum owner: As you all know, the road from the east side of the Sixth Religion to the north is downhill. When I came to the Sixth Religion just now, I suddenly saw a cute girl riding a bicycle straight down and shouting " It’s so cool!” It attracted many passersby’s attention. Looking back now, MM's sweet voice is really unforgettable~

The reason why she shouted "happy" seems to be for the following reasons:

1. I just finished the exam and I am in a good mood;

2. After finishing the day’s homework, let’s have fun!

3. Because it is downhill, the breeze blows against my face when I rush down, so I feel very refreshed;

4. MM happened to see this handsome guy like me, and was so excited that I couldn't express my feelings. I have no choice but to cheer for it;

5. Please add...:)

Forum Sofa: I will put this girl's car seat back on tomorrow!

15. Forum owner: Is anti-corruption really that difficult?

Forum Sofa: Is it difficult for you to cut your own penis? !