5.1 Funny WeChat greetings for Labor Day

1. As May Day approaches, I would like to send you a heartfelt prayer and blessing. I sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday!

2. I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden melon, and kiss you like a cantaloupe. I hate you for being a courgette, eat you for being a watermelon, call you a winter melon, and beat you for a fool.

3. Great working people, I wish you a happy mood, happy holidays, work more, create a better life, pay attention to your health, and never create human beings!

4. I really want you to experience KTV. Do you know what KTV is? It’s a K meal, Labor Day. Another T kick, and finally I make a V sign! Happy Labor Day!

5. 12345, labor is so hard; rock-paper-scissors, vacation is so happy! Don’t worry, I won’t forget you because of my busyness, but I will miss you because of my happiness! Happy May Day holiday to you!

6. On Labor Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Just K you once, then T kick you, and finally I make the V sign again! yeah!

7. Labor Day is here, and the mouse’s dream is to drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we the ones in darkness? The wolf's plan: get a sheepskin and wear it. And you?

8. It’s okay! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! I’m telling you it’s okay, happy May Day!

9. Vigorous, vigorous, upward, passionate, impulsive, emotional and curious. There is always a surprise, there is always a surprise, there is always a surprise. Let us work together, friends!

10. I am going to do three small things for the people of the country: 1. Put on gloves for flies; 2. Put on masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you. May you have plenty to eat and be in a good mood during the holidays!

11. Those who receive my blessings will never be fired; those who read will become prosperous; those who save will have sweet love; those who delete will have good luck; those who forward will be happy on May Day. Happy holidays!

12. Live in harmony with relatives and neighbors, be happy with new and old friends, live a simple and joyful life, be stable and peaceful; be happy every day, and be joyful every year! Happy Labor Day.

13. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong. Happy May Day!

14. Don’t be too hard on yourself, don’t put too much pressure on yourself, relax yourself, take care of yourself, and you will have everything! Don't put too much pressure on yourself, relax and take care of yourself! Happy May Day!

15. Labor Day is here, and the mouse’s dream is to drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we the ones in darkness? The wolf's plan: get a sheepskin and wear it on May Day. And you?

16. I heard that something strange happened during Labor Day this year. I happened to pass by at the time, but I didn’t believe what I saw: the pig actually held a mobile phone like a human. Reading text messages!

17. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is sincere, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. Happy Labor Day, friends!

18. Let our love walk through the rolling white sand, pass through the purple clouds, sow seeds in the fertile blue fields, water them with sweet streams, and grow into green cypresses under the warm Danyang. Happy May Day!

19. Dear comrades who are fighting on the front line of the revolution, considering that in the next few days there will be overwhelming text messages of blessing clogging the Internet, I am idealistic, far-sighted, and smart as I wish you all a happy May Day in advance!

20. How long can a cloud float? How long can a burst of rain last? How long does a bouquet of flowers last? How long can you keep a smile on your face? If you ask me how long I will bless you? I said: As long as your heart beats, so will your blessings! Happy May Day!

21. 嚄畋我桫崴蠡鋋勓愿鋋哓劓罘你媱鲲哿霺五骱鲲哿靺一桫紴骱快桫紴蠡鋈乐鎎挌, don’t you understand? , I have long said that your cultural level is low, pick someone you know and read it.

22. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you, None of this is your business! Happy May Day!

23. May Day is amazing! May you have a happy harvest, your worries are driven away, your friends live and work in peace and contentment, and we all praise how wonderful the holiday is! Especially my blessings are indispensable! Keep it simple: I wish you good food and fun!

24. When May Day comes, forget all your troubles and troubles; when May Day comes, forget about work pressure and run away; when May Day comes, have more connections and increase feelings; when May Day comes, there will be more joy and less sorrow. May Day is here, I wish you a happy mood.

25. Send: Me. Receive: you. Method: Original first release. Purpose: Close contact. Meaning: deepen friendship. Content: Blessings and greetings, see other text messages for details. Note: Happy May Day and happy life!

26. The gentle breeze is blowing, May is spring, the grass is growing in the south of the Yangtze River, the water is warm in the north of the Yangtze River, the plum blossoms are fragrant outside the mountains, and the willow trees are soft. It is the season of outing and fragrance again. In fact, what I want to say is that May Day is here. When will you treat me to dinner?

27. As May Day is approaching, I wish you success in your work, a prosperous career, a sunny future, good health, good fortune, sweet love, and a happy life!

28. May Day is here, please abide by four basic principles: guard the God of Wealth to the end, hold onto happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry on love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution is victorious!

29. Giving up is not necessarily cowardly, sometimes it is wise; persistence is not necessarily brave, sometimes it is blind; losing is not necessarily painful, it may be easy; possession is not necessarily happiness, it may be a burden .

30. The sky in May is bluer, the sea in May is wider, the flowers in May are more abundant, the wind in May is softer, the heart in May is brighter, and the love in May is sweeter. , May’s blessings are even warmer: I wish you a happy May Day and continuous happiness.

31. It’s okay! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! I told you it's okay, why did you press it? Stupid pig! I just want to say happy May Day workers!

32. Labor Day is here, please abide by four basic principles: guard the God of Wealth to the end, hold onto happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry on love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution is victorious!

33. May Day is here and the weather is hot. I am going to do three small things for the people across the country: 1. Wear gloves for flies; 2. Wear masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you. May you have plenty to eat and be in a good mood during the holidays!

34. On May Day this year, I dropped a golden egg for you from the stratosphere at 120,000 feet. It is free-falling at a speed that breaks the sound barrier and roars towards you. Be careful of getting smashed! Happy Labor Day!

35. May Day is coming, I will give you a car. Please fill up the happiness, fill up the joy, hum a cheerful tune, shake the relaxed cattail leaf fan, drive on the road of peace, break through the troubles, and crush the pain.

36. The wind is laughing, the birds are singing, the longing is strong, the friendship is long-lasting, the heart is pounding, and I am looking forward to it. May Day is coming, and blessings are spread: worries disappear, sorrow runs away, laughter spreads, happiness extends, and the body is relaxed , Xiaoyaoyou, happy for a long time, happy for a long time!

37. If you talk too much, your mouth will be dry. If you socialize too much, your legs will be sore. If you eat too much, you will chew it off. If you play too much, it will be stale. Burden, what will happen if you have too many friends? You will be happy every day!

38. I give you a red apple on May Day, and I wish your longing will bear fruit! Carrots, cucumbers and cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke, tea and boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night! Cookies, milk and big cake, I wish you a higher salary every year!

39. When May Day arrives, I will give you a samba five to accompany you with happiness; I will give you a luxurious five to sleep with good luck; I will give you a big gift to meet blessings. : I wish you happiness all over the world.

40. No matter where you are in the world, I will always be with you; no matter where you are, I will always be with you. I want to shout one word loudly to let the whole world know: Happy Labor Day! Send me four more words, you’re welcome!

41. The sky is blue, the sea is wide, and my heart is red; the flowers are fragrant, the water is clear, and my heart is heavy. May Day is coming, I miss you so much in my heart, and the red heart is the most sincere and heaviest blessing for you.

42. May Day is here and the weather is hot. I am going to do three small things for the people across the country: 1. Wear gloves for flies; 2. Wear masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you. May you have plenty to eat and be in a good mood during the holidays!

43. Listen, it’s the lovely bird singing; look, it’s the beautiful sunset rising; smell, it’s the fragrant flowers hitting your nostrils. May Day is approaching, which is a very suitable time for an outing. I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

44. When May Day arrives, outdoor outings are indispensable; when May Day arrives, it’s time to take a look at famous cities and historic sites; when May Day arrives, it’s time to enjoy mountains and rivers; when May Day arrives, a happy mood is the most important thing. I wish you to fly on the wings of happiness and travel the magnificent rivers and mountains of the motherland.

45. May Day is here. As the most glorious representative of labor, you should set an example by treating friends to dinner, helping blind people cross the road, working overtime for colleagues, and sending blessings to friends. Start taking action now. I'm very optimistic about you!

46. What should you do if you are hungry on May Day? Have some hot pot shabu shabu! What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach! What to do if you have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What to do if you don’t have the guts? Practice with bin Laden! What if you miss me? Then treat me to dinner! Happy May Day!

47. I think we had many misunderstandings before: when I said you were a pig, that was to praise you for being strong; when I said you were a donkey, that was to praise you for being strong. When I call you an ape, I am praising you for being able to read text messages like a human being, hehe! Happy Labor Day!

48. Before May Day arrives, the text message arrives first. The sun in the sky is smiling at you; the wheat seedlings on the ground are dancing for you! To welcome you when you are tired, nature has prepared the scene! Have fun and wish you happiness and freedom!

49. May Day is here. I wish you: a big promotion at work, a big income, a big change in life, a big turn in life, and unparalleled happiness every day. , Happy Labor Day!

50. Not working on Labor Day, this thing is very reliable, count the happy stars, you decide how to be cool, stay at home at home, go out and walk on the street, send you a text message to ask you to read , I wish you a happy Labor Day!

51. Let our friendship walk across the rolling white sand, across the towering green peaks, through the purple clouds, sow seeds in the fertile blue fields, water them with sweet green stream water, and grow under the warm Danyang. The sky is green with cypresses. Happy May Day!

52. Labor Day is here. I wish you a happy holiday to the piling machine at work, the cash machine at home, the part-time washing machine, the diligent sweeper, and the beloved Skip who doesn’t work and is uncomfortable! No matter how busy or tired you are, you should take care of your body!

53. May, a season full of sunshine, has no romantic poems, no expensive gifts, only gentle blessings: I wish you five limits of happiness, five limits of health, five limits of success, and five limits of happiness. Happy May Day!

54. If you eat too much on May Day, I will take you to the hospital this morning. The doctor looked at you and said to me angrily: This is a people's hospital, not a pet hospital. Send him to another place quickly. Happy Labor Day!

55. The May Day holiday has come, I hope you can relax and be in a good mood; the days are always going round and round, and you are tired and running around to work on the revolution; the journey of revolutionary money is long, but the revolutionary friendship is brilliant; I send you blessings on the revolutionary road, I wish you all the best!

56. Labor Day is here, and the weather is hot. I am going to do three small things for the people across the country: 1. Wear gloves for flies; 2. Wear masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you. May you have plenty to eat and be in a good mood during the holidays!

57. Money can buy a house but not a home; it can buy marriage but not love; it can buy a clock but not time. Money is the source of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone! Happy May Day!

58. Treasure the ice and snow in January, cut the spring breeze in February, collect the sunshine in March, and pick up the drizzle in April. I just want to use them to make a bowl of lifelong happiness soup for you in May. , bless you a safe and smooth life, and wish you a happy May Day!

59. Today is Labor Day, the flowers are in bud and the butterflies are noisy. My text message sends my blessings: I wish you good health after labor, good energy after the holidays, hold the hand of the God of Wealth every day, health and happiness Move forward and wish you a happy Labor Day!

60. You are a nail and I am a wooden board, and friendship is nailed with holes; you are a needle and I am a thread, and the needle passes through the thread and passes through the handle; you are the rice and I are the rice, each other nourishes and does not fry; you I am the ship and I am the sail, listening to the call of the lucky wind. May Day, I wish you endless happiness! .

61. You have worked hard all your life and are a role model! The whole family's clothes are washed; the whole family's hygiene is covered; and the whole family's wages are paid! Hard work spreads warmth, and heartfelt greetings are always you. You are a model for people across the country, and the May Day model workers must be you. Happy Labor Day!

62. The petals fall because I want to dance with the wind, the yellow leaves fall because I want the spring breeze to come, the coffee becomes thicker because of the pain of care, and the popularity falls because my wish turns into a blessing. It’s Labor Day, and I want to say to you: Your hard work will be rewarded, and you will definitely be happy!

63. Labor is valuable, but rest is more valuable. For the sake of the future, the two cannot be thrown away! Labor is for faster success, rest is for better labor. May Day is here, let your body rest and your mind take a vacation! Happy holidays!

64. May Day is here as soon as it is said to be coming, I send you a text message saying hello! I usually forget about my busy schedule, but you are the most important thing in my heart. I hope you know. The years are fleeting and the mortal world is blurry. It is my honor to meet each other by fate. May Day, just be happy!

65. When I talk, you have to listen; when I sit, you have to stand; when I eat, you have to watch; when I walk, you have to follow; when I am angry, you have to Smile; I am idle, you have to be busy. If you persist until May Day, I will recommend you as a national model worker!

66. Glorious workers, your achievements belong to your leaders, your honor belongs to your unit, your salary belongs to your wife, your property belongs to your children, and your body belongs to you. It’s almost May Day, take a rest and wish you the best. Happy holidays everyone, stay safe and healthy, and have a happy family!

67. Professional standards for female reporters of the Two Sessions: can go to the hall, can go to the kitchen, can climb the wall, can write quick drafts, can hold the recorder, can play with SLR, can carry the camera, can shoot He can pass the male record, intercept the minister, and drag the foreign minister.

68. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you and I pretended to be a couple and robbed a bank on May Day. While we were successfully escaping with the money, you were unfortunately arrested. You would rather die than be arrested and go to jail. , leaving me lonely and sad, spending the rest of my life like water.

69. On May Day, I wish you nothing: no worries, happiness and laughter every day, no illness and disaster, health and well-being every month, no obstacles and good weather every season, no separation and separation every day. Years of family hugs, happiness surrounds you all the time and every second!

70. In order to thank the beauties for their sincere love, May Day People will launch a discount activity for handsome men to rent: accompany them to go shopping until the soles are reimbursed; accompany them to eat, and employees will treat them to custom orders; accompany them to watch movies, mainly romance films; such as If necessary, stick to it.

71. The sky is sunny and the flowers are blooming; the sunshine is smiling and the mood is wonderful; the butterflies are busy and the flowers are noisy; the wind is blowing and the clouds are floating; the short vacation makes my heart happy; I miss my friends and are together; Although we are separated, we miss each other; send text messages and greetings, and celebrate May Day happily.

72. I want to wish you the best on May Day: You are so beautiful that thousands of people want you. When you look back, you will frown. When you look back, you will roar. When you look back, Tyson will play table tennis again. When you look back, you will turn around. Yang Guo fell in love with Li Mochou, and Monk Wuhuitou used Rejoice from then on!

73. I have a three-day holiday on May 1st. I am happy when I receive a text message, and my worries and troubles are put aside. Happiness is a continuous piece, happiness is added to the cake, auspiciousness and happiness are entangled, and health is with me day by day. Good luck will never stop, and all your wishes will come true!

74. May Day is here, I would like to send you some good wishes: better work, higher salary, smarter mind, sweeter words, better health, happier mood, less worries, and more happiness. Some! May all the best for Labor Day 5.1!

75. If you are a bird in the sky, then I am a hunter’s gun. Bang! You fell into my arms and burned! If you are a fish in the water, then I am an electric fish machine. squeak! You just floated on my cutting board, steamed! Happy Labor Day!

76. The crocodile opened its mouth wide and wanted to eat the gecko in one bite. In desperation, the gecko hugged the crocodile’s legs and shouted loudly for its mother! The crocodile was stunned and burst into tears immediately. Stop working, you are already so thin, take a good rest on May Day!

77. According to the provisions of the "May 1st Labor Day Special Law" of the People's Republic of China and the People's Republic of China, you are sentenced to life imprisonment, deprived of the right to be depressed for life, and all loneliness and worries are confiscated. This judgment is final. The judgment, you have no right to appeal, shall be executed immediately!

78. Apples, you like to eat them. Cucumber, you want to make a facial mask. Coke, give it to your son. Tea, I want to give it to your dad. The salary card has been handed over to you a long time ago.

What's the matter, I can only cook radishes and cabbage this Labor Day. Honey, tell me, can I sleep well?

79. When it comes to this job, I have to tell the truth: I have no money, no talent, average looks, and I can’t recruit you. Why do you have to be so awesome? You don’t have to pay for my medical expenses. I just want one thing from you: Relax, good dog! Happy May Day!

80. I’ve been thinking about you lately. I know it’s not good, but if I don’t tell you what’s in my heart, I will regret it for the rest of my life. No matter what your decision is, I won't force you. If you really have difficulties, don't reply to this text message! Happy Labor Day!

81. I want to wish you the best on May Day: You are so beautiful that thousands of people beg you. Once you look back, the lonely ghost frowns; when you look back twice, the thousand-year-old mute roars; when you look back three times, Tyson switches to playing table tennis. ; Turning back four times, Yang Guo fell in love with Li Mochou; Turning back five times, the monk used Rejoice from now on!