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About love: love is like second-hand smoke, but it makes your eyes red.

1. We are like the sea water that meets the Baltic Sea and the North Sea, but we can't merge.

2. I have been hurt, cried, silly, tired, crazy, troubled and laughed.

3. The antonym of love is not not not to love but to have loved.

4. Love is just like second-hand smoke, which makes your eyes red.

5. What you love is to fight for. The so-called willingness to wait is just lack of confidence.

6. You want to have Wukong's figure, but you have Bajie's appetite.

7. If you are physically and mentally exhausted, it is actually a good thing for your personal career development to do more work and accumulate more work experience in all aspects at the early stage of your career, which will give your boss a real good impression and be conducive to your long-term development and promotion in the enterprise.

8. There is no explanation for loving someone, and there is no need to explain it.

9. So is the human heart. When there is no gap between people in a limited heart

1. Your efforts to change yourself are futile. You might as well change the color of your underwear.

11. Can you give me visible care when I need it?

12. People can't fool themselves forever. Sometimes you have to be rational.

13. Maybe time and distance can really destroy feelings.

14. Love is always so attractive and beautiful at first.

15. You hide it from me, and I also hide it from me. It suits me well. Slogan of secondhand smoke

1. I am the master of my health and refuse to dance with secondhand smoke.

2, candles, burning themselves to illuminate others, cigarettes, burning themselves out, endangering all beings.

3. Cherish life and stay away from cigarettes.

4. Health dies with cigarettes. How many lives can you start over?

5. Refuse smoking for health, family and yourself.

6. Stay away from tobacco and refuse to smoke the first cigarette; Purify the air and protect the environment.

7. The moment you light a cigarette, you also light the fuse of death.

8. For the health of yourself and others, please put out your cigarettes.

9. Abandon the bad habit of smoking and create a healthy new fashion.

1. Stay away from tobacco and refuse to smoke the first cigarette to purify the air and protect the environment.

11. A small cigarette can do thousands of harm; Smoke less and be healthy every day.

12. Please don't smoke for your lover and your children.

13. The smoke is hazy, and the lungs are cold, and nicotine will never return once it enters.

14. Health dies with smoke; Illness is accompanied by smoke.

15. Please leave matches for your birthday candles, not cigarettes.

16, no haze, no harm.

17. It is said that men who smoke are handsome enough. Do you know how harmful cigarettes are?

18. We don't want smog indoors. Please throw away your cigarettes and make the building fresh.

19. Hospitals should become a pure land where smoking is completely banned.

2. Create smoke-free units and create a harmonious, civilized and healthy living environment.

21, don't smoke, let your lungs clear.

22, burning cigarettes, consuming life, stay away from cigarettes, healthy you, me and him.

23. People are fresh. Please throw away your cigarettes.

24. Refuse to smoke-form a good habit for yourself and leave a good environment for others.

25. The smoke is misty, disturbing yourself and others, and protecting yourself and him is for everyone.

26. Refuse second-hand smoke, dilute it and put it out.

27. When smoking, please cherish your lungs, but also cherish other people's respiratory tract.

28. Establish a smoke-free hospital and create a harmonious, civilized and healthy medical environment.

29. Cherish life and advocate civilized life; Love life and form good habits.

3. Make your lungs clearer.

31. Light your cigarette in the non-smoking area, and the boat of friendship will turn over when you say it.

32. Everyone participates in tobacco control activities to create a healthy and smoke-free environment.

33. A smoke-free world is refreshing.

34. refresh yourself with tea; Worry is not as good as friends; If you smoke, why bother?

35. a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint. In smoking, everything is annihilated.

36. A small cigarette can do thousands of harm.

37. In order to love you and your loved ones, please don't smoke.

38. For the health of women and children, please don't smoke.

39. Stay away from tobacco, advocate health and care for the environment.

4. Less choking smoke and more fresh air.

41. Igniting your cigarette pollutes the air and harms people's lives. Where is your conscience? Most love blushes first, then eyes

1. People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute.

2. God created a man to make him lonely, while he created a woman to make him more lonely.

3. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. That's why women are so fascinating.

4. There are many ways to destroy love, but the storm that is uprooted is to borrow money.

5. When a girl falls in love with a man, she will never see his shortcomings.

6. You can use any method to get love, but you need wisdom to keep love.

7. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only single-minded and faithful love is true love.

8. A woman must understand and remember that a man-as long as he is a man, regardless of age, he loves beautiful women.

9. The greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

1. A woman in love requires her lover to be a hero, a giant, a demigod, and that she doesn't belong to him completely, so she will be happy only if she has him completely.

11. Women are seldom willing to ask themselves: Does he really love me? But she will ask herself 1 times: Is he in love with another woman?

12. A woman will ignore herself in happy love. When she has a premonition of danger, she will start to care about her manners, clothes and grooming again, and start to tidy up her room and actively hang out in social places. This posture is like a war.

13. Dealing with women always ends in this way: you should give your love to her; All women should be given special love.

14. Every woman yearns for love in her heart and longs for the happiness that people love. It is a characteristic of women to hope to be protected, improved and sympathized. Coupled with sentimentality and uncontrollability, it is often difficult for women to refuse each other. This makes them think that they are in love.

15. The elements to win women's favor are probably: firm will, determination, courage, kindness and integrity. On the contrary, intellectual Excellence has no direct or instinctive power on women.

16. Women's physical strength is inherently weak, so they usually like strong men with big arms.

17. Nothing interests women more than eloquence. Poor women, they have no idea how many times an obedient boyfriend is better than a talking boyfriend.

18. Women are a big obstacle to a man's future. It is not easy to fall in love with a woman and want to do something again. There is only one way to fall in love with a woman conveniently and without any hindrance from her-marriage.

19. If you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of love, not for a day or a week, but forever.

2. If a person always hides in front of the person he loves most, so that he or she doesn't know that he or she is interested in her or him, then she or he may not have a chance to win his or her favor; Then, it won't help to keep everyone in the dark.

21. Nine times out of ten, women have a little love in their hearts, and on the surface, they show two points.

22. When young girls meet someone's first marriage proposal (courtship), even if they are willing to agree in their hearts, they always refuse verbally, and sometimes even refuse him twice or three times.

23. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will be come to a bad end.

24. Boys, especially those gentlemen, like the temptation of women, not those women who annoy them by waiting.

25. Tears are the most primitive weapon for women and the only most powerful weapon that men can't resist.

26. True love is not love at first sight, but love over time; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative; The real inferiority is not that you are not excellent, but that you think too well of her; The real concern is not that you ask her to change what you think is good, but that you are the first to discover her change; The real contradiction is not that she doesn't understand you, but that you won't tolerate her

27. Be kind to someone for fear that they won't like you if they do something wrong. This is not love, but pleasing. After breaking up, I feel that I love each other more, and I can't live without him. This is not love but unwillingness.

28. When you fall in love with someone, you can't help but try every means to please him, and exchange your humility for even a moment's smile. We are willing to be humble in front of someone. However, if you have been selfless, the other party has been accepting it calmly, and you have been wronged yourself, and the other party has been ignoring your dignity. I'm afraid this kind of love is not love.

29. A woman falls in love with a man. They are deeply in love. The final outcome of the love story must be that a woman marries a man and a man marries a woman. No matter whether the marriage is successful or not, no one can completely control it. What I want to say is love. If you love a love that has no ending, this love is incomplete. Do you know that?/You know what? Men say "marry me" is the happiest promise to women

3. Love, don't pursue beautiful appearance, it will only deceive your eyes; Don't just pursue wealth, it's just a passing sight; Love, pursue the person who makes you happy inside.

31. It is very bitter to love someone, why can't we stop giving? It is very tiring to love someone, but why can't we refuse lovesickness? It's silly to love someone, but why do we still cling to it? Love a person is a quick thing, why do we still keep his shadow.

32. I don't care how many people you loved and what you did. I won't pry into your past, because I like you now and appreciate your wisdom now. Let bygones be bygones. I only want you to love me well in the days after you choose me. That's enough.

33. Because we love someone wholeheartedly, we feel that we are alive. This is the biggest reward we get from love. As for each other, how much love can be returned to us, so it may not be the most important.

34. Love doesn't have to be intimate, and marriage doesn't have to be spring night every night. Love must be kept warm, and marriage needs to be kept fresh. Marriage without love is a mistake, and love without marriage is a regret.

35. Love sometimes seems to be waiting for a bus. The bus that you don't want to take stops for you one after another, but you really want to take it, but you can't wait, like a deliberate prank. When the bus finally arrived late, it seemed as if two or three buses were coming in a row, which made people wonder what to do. No matter which bus they took, they couldn't erase their faint disappointment and always worried about whether what they missed was the best choice.

36. Love is not a charity, so you can't give it casually. There is no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. But people are still persistent and pursuing until they die. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with compassion and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

37. If you love a person, a thing or an object, you should treat it for a long time and wait patiently. No matter whether the other person knows it or not, no matter whether the world changes for it. I believe that youth and material will be squandered one day, and the love that has been paid will turn into another form, which will not flow away with time and will always be kept in my heart.

38. Love is more than just giving. Those occasional jokes, generous tolerance, kind requests and necessary bickering will make love more memorable. Being able to face it with a normal heart, love will be more real and pure, and love is a dull life.

39. In love, when we grow up, we grow old. We care, we miss, but we understand that as much as we care, there are also many obstacles. We have learned love, but we have also seen through it. We become smart, but we also see through the lies because we are smart.

4. A woman's mistake is to marry a man she doesn't love, just as a man's mistake is to marry a woman she doesn't love. Marriage cannot be sustained by one-sided love, but by two people's deep love and mutual understanding.

41. If you have love, don't touch ambiguity. In the face of precious love, we need to be faithful. Stand up to temptation and loneliness. Only in this way can we give each other the greatest sense of security and the road to love will be smooth.

42. Do I blame me for knowing love or not? Then, when my thoughts are numb, you come over and pat me and tell me that it doesn't really matter. You are still you, but I have already changed beyond recognition. What are you going to do with the old love that you can't be a new lover? Many of us are not together. As we all know, most love turns red first and then red.

43. To love someone is to see that he is just a child-a good boy or a bad boy-beyond his experience, good deeds and bad deeds, so he hurts him. To love someone is to listen to his childhood stories, how many times he survived, how naughty and annoying he was, and how he was good at playing marbles or playing "Shui Piao Floating".

44. I don't love so much, but only a little. Others' love is as deep as the sea. My love is shallow, not so much, but only a little. Others' love is as everlasting as ever. My love is short, but I don't love so much, but only a little. I only peek at you.

45. When you fall in love with each other, that mood will change, and love will always be mixed with various feelings.