What’s the use of a jack for a thousand pieces of gold?

1. On the bus, a pair of twins came up, wearing the same clothes. My four-year-old son saw it and asked quietly: "Are you going to look at each other or look for differences..."

The whole car laughed, and his father’s face turned dark. . .

2. On the long-distance bus, the VCD on the car just played a ghost film by Lin Zhengying. After the show, the conductor played something else. A passenger behind him shouted: "You can play another haunted film." Don't show romantic movies, they all believe in ghosts, not love."

3. The company organized a trip, and a girl came late. She couldn't find a seat when she got on the bus. A buddy patted her thigh and said: "Sit here."

The girl said: "I am a daughter! I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

The brother replied: "It doesn't matter, I have an ancestral jack."

The whole car burst into laughter. . .

4. My girlfriend got on the bus yesterday and found one, but just two stops later, an old lady got on the bus and stood next to her.

Just as she was about to get up and give up her seat, the old lady stopped her and said, "Sit down, you are so tired after working all day." Her girlfriend suddenly felt extremely warm.

Unexpectedly, the old lady then said: "I will save you from having to scold me online when you go back."

5. Driver: "Sir, you didn't see the 'No Smoking' poster. Slogan?"

Passenger: "You also wrote here that please wear a certain brand of bra and go to a certain STD hospital. Do I have to do the same?"

6. On the train, a passenger said to another passenger: "Man, smoking is not allowed in the carriage."

"Did I smoke?" The other passenger was rude.

"Then why are you holding a pipe?

"What does this mean? My shoes are on my feet, but I am not walking!"