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What did you say when we first met?

The first time, it should be superficial! If you are satisfied with the other person, of course, compliment her appearance. Remember not to overdo it, or she will think you are washing her. Secondly, we should improvise according to the situation at that time and find the same topics as you, such as your hobbies, interests, study and work. It is worth noting that don't ask about the new salary when talking about work; Third, if conditions permit, go to the park together and so on. After all, it's the first time we meet, and neither of us knows each other. Create an event that you have experienced together, and let everyone talk about what they have seen and heard. It is easy to have the same language and avoid the embarrassing scene of nothing to say. Finally, as a man, we should pay special attention to etiquette and politeness when we meet for the first time, so as to leave a good impression on her. Most girls are afraid of smoking. If you smoke, you can make a fake fight and light a cigarette. Be careful, she will definitely ask you why, and you can show great concern and say something considerate. Hehe, she will be moved and have a good first impression on you.

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For a time, the master of calligraphy and painting began to feel unwell, and someone recommended qigong treatment to him. Qigong paid to invite the so-called "Qigong Master" home. After a sumptuous tea and dinner, the Qigong master who blew himself up like a fairy began to contribute to the treatment of Qigong. A dozen paces away from Kay, the man spread out his palm and asked, "Do you feel anything?" Old Kay shook his head and said, "No."He took a few steps forward and asked, "What about this time?" Kay still said no, and he took a few more steps. Kai Lao still said that he didn't feel anything. At this time, Qi Gong actually realized that he had been cheated, but he was not angry and kept a smile on his face. Finally, the "Qigong Master" put his hand on Qi Lao's knee and asked, "What about this time?" Kay said, "I feel it." The man is happy: "What's the feeling?" Old Kay nodded gently and said, "I feel you touching my leg." Finally, the man who turned on the amplifier left.

On one occasion, Qi Gong visited Rongxing Gallery and saw that the painting booth outside was full of famous calligraphy and painting, including works by Zhao Puchu, Dong Shouping and himself. Every booth has it, and some of them are still wholesale. One vendor is an old lady. Seeing qigong coming, the old lady said to others, "This old man has a good temper. Even if he sees me selling his imitation, he won't make trouble." Hearing the old lady's words, Qi Gong nodded at her, just like greeting a friend. When asked by her peers, Kay said calmly, "She is over 70 years old. It's not easy to support a family on this. I can't break up with her. " Another person who specializes in faking Qigong calligraphy went to a painting and calligraphy shop to sell fakes, which happened to be stopped by Mr. Wang. Embarrassed and alarmed, the forger begged the old gentleman for leniency. Unexpectedly, Qigong just smiled generously: "If it is really forced by livelihood, then imitate it, but don't write reactionary slogans!"

French writer Victor? Hugo said: the ocean is wider than the land, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the human mind is wider than the sky. In the Quotations of Ancient Zunsu, there is also a question and answer from such a monk. Hanshan asked Pickup, "What should I do if someone slanders me, bullies me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, despises me and cheats me?" Pickup replied: "You might as well put up with him, humble him, let him go, avoid him, put up with him, respect him, ignore him, and see you in a few years."