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What are the embarrassing facts in history?
Ding Xinglai, male, 1925, from Macheng County, Hubei Province, was born blind. When I was young, I joined Longmen Road, Guanyin Gate and Xuanfo Gate successively, and 1945 joined Moral Golden Gate, where I was brainwashed by feudal cults.
In the early days of the People's Republic of China, Hubei Province and other places set off a large-scale movement to ban Huimen. Moral Golden Gate bears the brunt, and leader Jin Leian is radical and reactionary. It also organized the "Moral Kinmen Open Army" against the government, and successively developed 10000 people to launch a rebellion. Jin Leian claimed to be an emperor, marshal and strategist, and he was arrogant and evil. The People's Liberation Army sent troops to encircle the rebellion. 1953, more than 30 key members, including Jin Lei An, were executed, the Moral Golden Gate was banned, and Ding Xinglai, one of the members, was sentenced to five years' imprisonment.
1967, Ding Xinglai was released from prison. This guy full of bad things is lazy and has nothing to do. After serving five years in prison, instead of reflecting on his mistakes and turning over a new leaf, he made up his mind to return to his old job.
Dabie Mountain is located at the junction of Hubei and Anhui, and its geographical position is dangerous. During the War of Liberation, Liu Deng's army "marched thousands of miles into Dabie Mountain" and made a strategic counterattack against the Kuomintang. Dabie mountain area is characterized by high water and evil, vast land and sparse population, and inconvenient transportation. The poor natural resources, closed living environment and backward mode of production here make local farmers generally have low educational level and ignorant and rigid thoughts. Coupled with the extremely backward medical conditions, it is difficult to treat diseases, so many people fear ghosts and gods.
Ding Xinglai took the opportunity to enter the Dabie Mountains, taking advantage of the weakness of local people's feudalism and ignorance, proclaiming that he was the "Great Immortal of Bai Zi" who descended to rule the Three Realms, and that everyone who descended to Purdue was a "fairy" and so on. Local farmers, who had little knowledge, were quickly confused by Ding Xinglai and joined the "Golden Gate of Morality" one after another. Ding Xinglai developed Taoists in Hubei and Anhui under the name of "exorcising evil spirits and curing diseases" and "Purdue people". During this period, he used "diagnosis", "immortality" and other means, lured and threatened with vicious words, and successively tricked and raped 55 women, ranging in age from over 60 to 10. Among the deceived women, there are mother and daughter, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, and in-laws.
In A.D. 198 1 year, Ding Xinglai preached to the believers that the "three festivals" had arrived and that the "true destiny god" was about to ascend to heaven, and the world would be under Ding's control. Soon, Ding Xinglai held an accession ceremony in Jiang's compound, and nearly 100 believers shouted long live. Then, Ding Xing came to seal the official title, and more than 30 people became "courtiers" and were sealed by the official seal, which was a shame.
What is even more shameful is that Ding Xinglai opened a Datong shop in Yujiang's family on the night of his accession to the throne, and slept with four women, including Jiang, who was named the Queen of the West Palace, to seduce him. Since then, Ding Xinglai, who tasted the sweetness, has held at least four enthronement ceremonies. After each ceremony, he had at least three women in the same bed, and his behavior was outrageous.
Ding Xinglai's disgusting behavior, as well as the behavior of destroying moral laws, has attracted the attention of higher authorities.
1in the summer of 990, the public security organs of Macheng City, Hubei Province, under the guidance of the Public Security Department of Huanggang Administrative Office, jointly launched the action of banning moral Golden Gate with the public security bureaus in the affected areas. * * * Destroyed nine activity strongholds, detained nine key members, captured many people, and seized 277 pieces of all kinds of evidence. The resurgent "Golden Gate of Morality" was finally eliminated. This shameless person who has been the "Valley Emperor" for 10 years has been duly punished.
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What is embarrassing is that foreign heads of state are afraid to come to China for a state banquet.
Many people think that the state banquet is too cool, and everyone does not rush to attend the delicious food all over the country.
That's not the case at all.
The vast majority of dignitaries attending the state banquet barely managed to cope with a diplomatic ceremony and etiquette.
Most people just grab something to eat at the state banquet, and some even touch it symbolically.
Many foreign heads of state are not used to Chinese food and even afraid of it.
However, China's initial state banquets didn't have much experience, and most of them took out what China people thought was the best to entertain foreigners.
Foreigners are often uncomfortable.
Mainly divided into several points:
First, only Huaiyang cuisine is suitable for state banquets.
Many people are surprised that, of the eight major Chinese cuisines, only Huaiyang cuisine dominates Wulin in the end.
Other cuisines have been tried at first. However, none of them are to the taste of foreigners.
The final conclusion is: "Sichuan food is spicy, which most foreign guests can't stand;" Shandong vegetable oil is rich in sauce and red, and it tastes heavy, so foreign guests are not used to it; There are many barbecues in northern cuisine, which have high requirements for teeth and stomach. Many foreign guests are too old to be suitable. Cantonese food is all seafood, and it is difficult for foreign guests to adapt to it for the first time. In this comparison, Huaiyang cuisine is easy to' win'. "
Second, what China people think is good material is hard for foreigners to accept.
The food selection at the state banquet was excellent.
According to the chef of the state banquet, all raw materials come from fixed channels and adopt strict standards. For example, vegetables are all organic vegetables, and no chemical fertilizer can be added to avoid the harm of harmful substances. There are also strict regulations on the location of raw materials needed for cooking, such as "boiled cabbage". This dish usually only chooses Chinese cabbage with three and a half inches high and thick green leaves. It needs to remove the stems to make its three leaves tender.
In addition, all materials for state banquets must be carefully selected from the place of origin. Such as bird's nest, non-Thai official swallow does not need it; Shark's fin, not a group of wings produced in the South China Sea, can't be served; Golden jujube is only available in Leling.
Even so, it is difficult for foreigners to eat bird's nest, shark's fin and sea cucumber.
Just like China people don't accept high-quality caviar.
It is said that Nixon once taught his experience to the President and Secretary of State of the United States: Never mind what is under the fork. Just send it to your mouth.
Even so, someone scared the urine.
I don't know why, but at a meeting in Guangxi, a famous local dish-Long Hudou was served.
Long Hudou at that time can't be eaten today.
Snakes are poisonous snakes (protecting animals today) and cats are civets.
The foreign guests didn't know what it was at first, so they just took a few bites. Then, knowing the contents of this dish, the diplomat wrote in his memoir: For a moment, I felt my stomach was in Long Hudou.
Third, the chef is so good that foreigners can't adapt.
For a long time, foreigners didn't adapt to the traditional China food. In those days, when China people went to open restaurants abroad, they had to localize their tastes, otherwise restaurants would easily close down.
There are 160 chefs who cook state banquet dishes, ranging from super-class, special effects, advanced to intermediate. Among them, there are 1 chef including hot and cold, pastry and western food, and there are 8 chefs, all of whom are famous people in the food industry.
These chefs come from all over the country. In addition to high political quality, it is also necessary to be "rooted and educated", to go through political examination, and to have high cultural quality requirements. In addition to learning the customs and cultures of various countries, we should also cook famous dishes all over the country. According to different customers, different people, different customers.
Even so, many foreigners can't accept the taste of Chinese food.
When it comes to War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression being a protracted war, everyone's first reaction will say that China's greatest advantage at that time was its large population. How is it possible that there are only a few Japanese people and China has a population of over 400 million? Even if the Japanese are well-equipped, there are too many people to hold China. Compared with Japan, the number of soldiers can be regarded as close to unlimited use, and the Japanese are dragged to death. But this is actually a misunderstanding. At the beginning of the Anti-Japanese War, compared with the total strength of the Japanese, China was not superior to China. Because the national government had not established the military service system at that time, it was very difficult to supplement the army, and it was also very difficult to transform China's population size advantage into the number advantage of the army.
At the beginning of the Anti-Japanese War, all kinds of troops in China, including the Central Army and local warlord troops, numbered about three million. Together with the troops who have to stay in the local area to maintain law and order, the total force that can be deployed at the front line against the Japanese army is about 6.5438+0.3 million. Once there are a large number of casualties in the war, if you want to supplement it, you can only draw troops from the local peacekeeping forces to supplement it. Therefore, in the North China Battlefield and the Battle of Songhu in the early days of the Anti-Japanese War, in order to cope with the unfavorable situation on the battlefield, provinces have begun to reorganize a large number of local security forces into regular troops and go to the front.
Therefore, in the Battle of Songhu and the Battle of Xuzhou, the national army showed relatively good combat effectiveness, and was able to win certain victories in local battlefields, causing relatively heavy casualties to the Japanese army. Especially the local warlords, after the beginning of the Anti-Japanese War, they expanded their troops and their original troops. For example, in Guangxi, the Seventh Army has only one army. Immediately after the beginning of the Anti-Japanese War, it was expanded into three armies, namely, the Seventh Army, the Thirty-first Army and the Forty-eighth Army, with 12 divisions, which made it appear that the troops were stronger than Mazhuang. Although the 60th Army of Yunnan Army has only one corps designation, it is composed of three divisions, six brigades and twelve regiments after expansion, with a total number of more than 50,000 people, and it has suddenly become a relatively large army on the battlefield in Xuzhou.
However, it is embarrassing that after several large-scale battles in the early days of the Anti-Japanese War in North China, the Shanghai Campaign, the Xuzhou Campaign, the Central Army and local warlords suffered heavy casualties and had to be supplemented. At this time, it is even worse. The Central Army can continue to deploy security forces from the provinces it can control to supplement and actually control the local warlord forces in a province. After the war, it can reorganize itself and then deploy troops from its own territory to supplement and enrich it. After a period of training, it can be put into battle again.
For example, the Guijun just started six divisions, and more than half of the casualties occurred in the battlefields in Shanghai and Shanghai, so when the battle of Xuzhou came, Gui Jun could only be used for local defense and could not serve as the main mobile combat corps in the theater. After the Xuzhou campaign of the 60th Army of Yunnan Army, the three divisions can only be reduced to one division, and the redundant cadres are organized into teaching teams. The other two divisions can only go to the rear to pick up new recruits for supplementary training and then go into the battlefield. So is the Sichuan Army. Although the Sichuan army failed to catch up with the battle of Songhu, it consumed a lot in Jiaxing and was basically scattered after participating in the Nanjing Defence War. After the war, we can only supply from Sichuan. So did Sun Zhen's 22nd Army and the Sichuan Army in the Battle of Xuzhou.
To make matters worse, once the local troops who have no territory lose too much at the front, they can't be replenished. For example, the 40th Army in Pang Bingxun and the 2nd Army in Sun Lianzhong, although their ranks are not low, are actually small. Sun Lianzhong, for example, is nominally a group army, and there should be at least two armies. But in fact, there are only three divisions and an independent brigade, with a total of only 25 thousand people and poor equipment. Many soldiers still hold hanyang made in the late Qing dynasty, so the average is less than one. There is really no way, they can only be prepared to use big blades against the enemy at any time.
We often say that local warlord troops are not all called miscellaneous troops. Most of the local warlord troops that actually control a certain site are ok, and they can be supplemented after the war. This is called the local army, which has no territory under its control and can only be attached to the troops of the Central Army. After the war, they can only wait for the kindness of the Central Army to supplement themselves. This is the original warlord army. For example, the Northwest Army and the Northeast Army at that time, because there was no actual control site, it was difficult to supplement and enrich the troops every time they consumed, so they could only downsize and even cancel the designation, which was also the main component of the mixed army in the national army.
Therefore, after the concentrated consumption of two large-scale campaigns, namely, the Battle of Shanghai and the Battle of Xuzhou, China's army did not have much advantage even in number. Although the national government soon began to establish a military service system and recruited troops from local areas to supplement the frontline troops, by the time of the Wuhan Battle, most of the troops had rushed into the battlefield before they had time to conduct relatively complete training. In addition, after the beginning of the Anti-Japanese War, German aid to the Soviet Union was cut off one after another, and a large number of lost weapons and equipment could not be replenished. Therefore, before and after the Battle of Wuhan, the national army was in an extremely difficult situation, whether it was military resources or weapons and equipment.
Just an hour ago, when I was going to the toilet in high-speed railway station, I accidentally walked into the ladies' room. Looking at the aunt who is cleaning the ladies' room, the scene is embarrassing to death.
Just seeing this problem, I told two embarrassing things I heard, one happened in the Ming Dynasty and the other happened in India.
If you want to ask China about the largest, longest and most manned sea voyage in ancient times, many people will invariably say, "Zheng He went to the Western Ocean."
Yes, Zheng He went to the Western Seas.
In the third year of Yongle (1405), Emperor Yongle ordered Zheng He, the eunuch of Tongtian Palace, to go to the Western Ocean. From that year on, Zheng He led the world's largest fleet to set off from Nanjing and made seven voyages to the Western Ocean, reaching East Africa and the Red Sea as far as possible, which promoted China's national prestige and promoted the economic development of the Ming Dynasty.
However, during Zheng He's fourth voyage to the West, an extremely embarrassing and interesting thing happened.
14 12 June, 1 1, Zheng He's fourth voyage to the West. When they sailed to Bangladesh, King Marin paid tribute to two strange animals named "Keeling", and he even exaggerated to call them wild animals.
Although Zheng He had visited the Western Ocean three times before and had far more knowledge than others, it was the first time he saw this strange-looking animal, also known as a god beast, which made him very interested and quickly asked the officials who followed him, "What is this?" Officials dare not neglect to introduce Zheng He. Zheng He's eyes lit up when he said that this animal was called "Keeling".
"Keeling" and "Kirin", this thing won't be China's "Kirin", will it?
Zheng He was so excited that he thought that if he brought back the mythical beast "Kirin", his majesty would be very happy and his position in your heart would be further improved.
1465438+August 2005 12, Zheng He returned from his fourth voyage to the West. Different from the past, when Zheng He arrived at Fengtianmen, he found Judy already waiting there.
When Zheng He led the so-called god beast "Kirin" to appear, everyone, including Judy, was shocked.
This beast is five or six meters high, and the elk is horseshoe-shaped, which is extremely strange. Judy's face is very pleasing. He is a god beast in this world. This is auspicious. Doesn't that mean he rules well? Immediately ordered Shen Du of the Imperial Academy to write an article to record this matter, and the painter of the Ming Dynasty specially painted a Ruiying Kirin.
Judy, the Yongle emperor 600 years ago, never imagined that the so-called "Kirin" is now just a giraffe in the zoo.
India's train system is "world famous". Whenever I see tens of thousands of people hanging (climbing) the whole train on TV, my heart will not be surprised.
According to international standards, the "high-speed rail" with a speed of only 160 kilometers per hour is really worthy of the name. At best, it can only be called "semi-high-speed rail". But Indians are still full of expectations.
Later, India announced the results of the investigation, and it was suspected that the "semi-high-speed rail" hit a cow during operation, resulting in damage to the control system.
It seems that India usually boasts too much, even cows can't stand it, haha ~
During the Western Jin Dynasty, the extravagance and debauchery in the upper class aristocratic society was very serious. The rich not only like to show off their wealth, but also like to compare with others. Among them, the story of Shi Chong and Wang Kai vying for wealth is the most well known.
Shi Chong and Wang Kai were both officials in the period of Emperor Wu of Jin Dynasty. They are generals and temporary riders. They also have a * * * identity, which is the richest man.
Previous single wheel
Wang Kai used sugar and rice to clean the jar, and Shi Chong used candles as firewood.
Wang Kai made a cloth barrier with purple silk and put it on both sides of the road to prevent people from peeking. When the curtain reached forty miles, Shi Chong immediately made a fifty-mile-long cloth barrier out of brocade.
Wang Kai followed the example of the Western Han Palace and painted the walls with pepper and clay, while Shi Chong painted the walls with halloysite.
Wang Kai's heart: Skillen, are you the devil?
Second round
Emperor Wu of Jin was Wang Kai's nephew, so when Wang Kai and Shi Chong were relatively rich, Emperor Wu of Jin often supported him.
On one occasion, Emperor Wu of Jin gave Wang Kai a two-foot coral tree. This tree is very beautiful and flourishing, which is rarely comparable in the world.
So Wang Kai quickly showed it to Shi Chong: Do you think my coral tree is beautiful?
When Shi Chong saw it, he knocked on it with iron Ruyi, and the coral tree was broken. Wang Kai was so distressed that he thought that Shi Chong was jealous, so he said with an expression: Shi Jilun, are you jealous of my baby? Shi Chong said, what's there to be jealous of? I'll pay you if it's rotten. So I asked the servants to carry out their own coral trees. There are six or seven dazzling coral trees three or four feet high, and Rainbow Kay, which is two feet high. Wang Kai felt very uncomfortable.
Wang Kai's heart: Tell me, Skillyn, are you corrupt? Why are there so many coral trees in your home? !
Third round
There are three things in Shi Chong that embarrass Wang Kai:
Captain Zhongwei told Wang Kai that although beans were difficult to cook, Shi Chong's chef cooked beans first and then made them into broken beans. When guests come, they just need to cook rice porridge and then add the minced beans. The leek (Ping) and leek (Ji) eaten in winter are also mashed leek roots and added with wheat seedlings.
The driver told Wang Kai that the cows on the cart were not slow, but the driver couldn't keep up, so he took control of the cows. If you need to speed up, let the cart pull over and let the cows gallop away.
When Wang Kai knew the truth, he did as they said, so he won the next victory. Shi Chong knew the reason for his victory and killed the leaker.
Wang Kai's heart: Skillen, don't you dare say you're not jealous of me! Why else are you so afraid of losing to me?
Shi Chong is a very extravagant person. He is extremely luxurious. Even the toilets at home are often served by more than a dozen maids. They are all dressed up and dressed in gorgeous clothes. There are spices such as nail powder and agarwood juice in the toilet, and all kinds of things are complete, which will also make the guests who go to the toilet put on new clothes and come out again, making many guests embarrassed to go to the toilet.
When Shi Chong of the rich side was arrested, he lamented that "these slaves actually want my property!" But when the person who escorted him said, "You know your property killed you, why didn't you dispose of it earlier?" Shi Chong was speechless.
All the embarrassing things in ancient and modern times are told in a joke. Let's talk about the literati's anecdote again. The great poet Li Bai was looked down upon when he asked for help, and the great genius Tang Bohu stripped naked. These things are embarrassing.
After the Anshi Rebellion broke out, Hengli proclaimed himself emperor in the north. The emperor's father wanted to restrain this son, so he appointed his eighth son, Wang Yong Lilin, to be in charge of the four seasons and supervise the Jiangnan military.
Ambitious Li Lin led troops down the river from Jiangling East, claiming to outflank An Lushan by water. In order to boost morale and do a good job in propaganda and public opinion, Li Lin invited the great poet Li Bai to come out of the mountain. At that time, Li Bai lived in seclusion in Lushan Mountain and enjoyed the Lushan Waterfall. Since the royal children invited him out of the mountain, Li Bai was certainly willing to help. Although "the son of heaven called and didn't go aboard", he really hoped that the goods in his stomach would be sold to the emperor's house.
Li Bai fell at Li Lin's feet and sang praises, and wrote "Dong Xunli" in several strokes. Unfortunately, Wang Yong was suppressed by the troops sent by Tang Suzong, and Li Bai was put in prison in a few days without any scenery. The charge, of course, is disobedience. The two princes killed each other, but Li Bai was involved. Instead of catching fish in this muddy water, Li Bai lost himself.
Li Bai tried to save himself in prison. He wrote to his old friend Gao Shi, a frontier poet, asking for help. Gao Shi was our envoy in Huainan at that time. He didn't take refuge in Li Lin like Li Bai, but bet on perseverance and his career was booming. But Gao Shi, a great poet, gave Li Bai a dirty look, and wrote back that Li Bai had no right, no soldiers and no right, and there was no value in saving you.
This is a culture of riding a horse. Everyone's attitude towards the great poet in prison. Li Bai is worthless. It is estimated that after reading the reply, Li Bai has an infinite shadow area except embarrassment.
Tang Bohu is like a frosted eggplant. Since then, he bid farewell to officialdom, lost his heart in his official career, and decided to spend his life with poetry, painting and calligraphy. Unexpectedly, at that time, Ning Wang Zhu of Nanchang, Jiangxi Province also wanted to rebel. Like those who planned rebellion in previous dynasties, he had to enrich the shogunate and train his chief strategist. Ning recruited "talents" with high salaries everywhere, but unfortunately he recruited them and took the gold to Nanchang.
Tang Bohu suffered losses in officialdom before, but this time he has a sense of political smell. He felt that the underclass in Wang Ning was gestating an unprecedented crisis of survival. If he doesn't get away in time, he may run away in the future. But it's easier said than done. It's as difficult for Tang Bohu to get rid of Wang Ning Group as it is now to escape from the successful and misguided MLM team.
Tang Caizi, who is familiar with the subset of Confucian classics and history, must know that Sima Yi and Sun Bin played a trick on Alzheimer's disease. It's not enough that he still plays the fool. He had to add materials to play tricks, so he streaked! Yes, you are not mistaken. Tang Bohu streaked in the streets of Nanchang. Wang Ning himself is unlearned, and all he collects are ordinary people like Zhang San's son and Li Si's pockmarked son. He doesn't know that Tang Bohu is fooling around. If he doesn't know history, he is a loser. Looking at the image of crazy humiliation Ning, let him die, Tang Caizi has a chance to escape.
Tang Bohu, admired by later generations for countless times, was brilliant and charming. When he was old, he had to run naked once, not for the survival of art. As for whether he was embarrassed or not, it is estimated that he didn't care so much at that time.
Briefly talk about the embarrassing things in ancient times.
Speaking of this ancient embarrassment, there are actually many more.
Let's talk about the water war during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Most people have never heard of it. At that time, the king of Chu was in power, bent on regaining the hegemony of the Central Plains, so he sent troops to attack Zheng and Jin to attack Cai near Chu. So, the two armies confronted each other in the water of Chu Jin, facing each other across the river. No one dares to cross the river easily, but they are not willing to return without success, so they are consumed.
After a long time, the State of Jin sent Chu Yang's father to lobby Dou Bo of Chu. Dou Bo said, It's no fun for us to work like this. How about this? Either you step back 30 miles and let's cross the river to fight you, or we step back 30 miles and you cross the river to fight us. Dou Bo of Chu thought it was a good idea, so he agreed with Chu Yang's father. Therefore, Dou Bo decided to let the State of Jin retreat three miles and the State of Chu cross the river for a decisive battle.
However, Cheng Daxin, the counselor of the State of Chu, thought this was unfortunate, and the people of the State of Jin were too cunning. If they attack them when crossing the river, it will be disastrous. Dou Bo thinks it makes sense. So let the state of Jin cross the river and the state of Chu retreat three miles. Chu Yang's father is very cunning. When he saw the retreat of Chu, he immediately publicized it in the army, saying that Chu was afraid of a decisive battle with our state of Jin and had fled, so he returned to the state of Jin with his army.
In fact, when Yang's father saw that his food and grass were running out, he had to retreat, which was not the way. Retreat and fear of Chu's pursuit, so I came up with such a way. The most wonderful thing is that the king of Chu thought that Dou Bo did this after accepting bribes from the State of Jin, so he killed Dou Bo.
Talk about embarrassing events abroad:
History is not necessarily boring! In fact, our ancestors, like us today, have said many embarrassing things and done many embarrassing things in modern society. To prove this point, Reddit users recently shared the most interesting facts they know about history on AskReddit. As usual, they didn't disappoint. Discover some of the stupidest historical facts that you may never have heard of.
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